General Wrestling Discussion

[Auntie Fester]

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There are people going around unironically claiming this is a "litmus test" and that everyone who wasn't on board with Punk doing this being a terrible person and unworthy of association.

Woke philosophy has infested wrestling like sepsis. At least cancer often takes its time.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

There are people going around unironically claiming this is a "litmus test" and that everyone who wasn't on board with Punk doing this being a terrible person and unworthy of association.

Woke philosophy has infested wrestling like sepsis. At least cancer often takes its time.

I swear if both Hangman and Punk get accused of rape then they should give the belt to MJF.

 

[ForgedBlades]

For I think the fourth time in this thread alone, I'll say it again. It will never not be hilarious to me that the sleaziest, most historically degenerate business around is now supposed to be a safe space for SJWs, troons, leftists, and all their ilk.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

For I think the fourth time in this thread alone, I'll say it again. It will never not be hilarious to me that the sleaziest, most historically degenerate business around is now supposed to be a safe space for SJWs, troons, leftists, and all their ilk.

It's happening all over the place: Film was already pozzed but it's insane how deep it's spread into gaming.

 

[draggs]

So when is Tasha Skanks gonna appear in the Impact Zone and what is she doing there?!

 

[captkrisma]

There are people going around unironically claiming this is a "litmus test" and that everyone who wasn't on board with Punk doing this being a terrible person and unworthy of association.

Woke philosophy has infested wrestling like sepsis. At least cancer often takes its time.

If you ever want a laugh, look up DrkLght clothing on Twitter. They're left of TransGraps, and that's an impressive feat.

Last night they bitched about Deeb and Damo.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

For I think the fourth time in this thread alone, I'll say it again. It will never not be hilarious to me that the sleaziest, most historically degenerate business around is now supposed to be a safe space for SJWs, troons, leftists, and all their ilk.

They're not exactly cleaning it up, they're bringing their own brand of degeneracy into it.

 

[CyrusHowler]

This made me laugh harder than it should have.

 

[The Nothingness]

Are Bryan Alvarez and AEW saying this to cash in on the Sasha/Naomi situation?

 

[Auntie Fester]

Speaking of how pozzed the community is, Botchamania decided to feature the chief goony beard man himself hbomberguy in an episode, despite the fact that as far as I know, hbomberguy has zero interest in wrestling. Was Jim Sterling unavailable or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmuoPmkqodM

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Are Bryan Alvarez and AEW saying this to cash in on the Sasha/Naomi situation?
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https://twitter.com/darbygargano/status/1527266460900462594 Audio of him saying that,

"I was told by somebody there that they laughed about it"

 

[Houseloafer]

https://twitter.com/darbygargano/status/1527266460900462594 Audio of him saying that,

"I was told by somebody there that they laughed about it"

"Haha, what if I got caught between the ramp and the ring for about 10 minutes while making faces in pain as the entire crew and audience watches on as they extract me to only walk off limping. Wouldnt it be funny?"

This would honestly be fucking retarded if this was a work.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Speaking of how pozzed the community is, Botchamania decided to feature the chief goony beard man himself hbomberguy in an episode, despite the fact that as far as I know, hbomberguy has zero interest in wrestling. Was Jim Sterling unavailable or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmuoPmkqodM

Is this more or less cringe than this?

 

[Never Scored]

"Haha, what if I got caught between the ramp and the ring for about 10 minutes while making faces in pain as the entire crew and audience watches on as they extract me to only walk off limping. Wouldnt it be funny?"

This would honestly be fucking retarded if this was a work.

I'm not gonna lie, the idea makes me laugh in an Andy Kaufman kind of way.

 

[Auntie Fester]

Is this more or less cringe than this?

I'd say probably less, the Botchamania appearance is brief, but anything that gets that gremlin exposure is a negative to me.

Then again, Maffew is known to be pretty woke, and hasn't evolved his humour since the episode numbers hit triple digits (yes, more Simpsons clips that only very loosely fit the situation you're talking about!)

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I'd say probably less, the Botchamania appearance is brief, but anything that gets that gremlin exposure is a negative to me.

Then again, Maffew is known to be pretty woke, and hasn't evolved his humour since the episode numbers hit triple digits (yes, more Simpsons clips that only very loosely fit the situation you're talking about!)

He was a mainstay on /wooo/ when /wooo/ was good before Kirtainer shat the bed and 420chan is basically 4chan but with liberal stoners instead of edgy manchildren.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I swear if both Hangman and Punk get accused of rape then they should give the belt to MJF.

Kenny Omega would come out of his recovery bed and be champion and only defend it once every six months than allow MJF to have the belt. Hell, they'd put it on Moxley or Jericho again or even motherfucking Bryan, broken leg or not, than put it on MJF.

It's clear, especially in hindsight, that Kenny Omega and the Bucks don't want MJF anywhere near the world title scene and feel threatened by his overness. Jericho got to use MJF as his own private blood bank to vampirize, not to mention the whole "dump FTR with MJF" move, which reeked of "let's put people who threaten the fragile babies that are Omega/the Young Bucks into a single group so Jericho can make them his personal bitches.

Right now; I can see Omega pressuring Khan to make Punk go heel so they can capitalize on the dislike from Punk going hyper liberal and to preserve Page as champion per the underhanded deal in place where Page is only champion to keep the belt warm for Omega until he recovers from his injuries. Fuck, I can even see the Bucks/Omega pressuring Khan to abort FTR's face turn and having them be Punk's henchmen for Straight Edge Society 3.0: Now with explicit SJW pandering just to try and negate the rising tide with Khan siding with FTR over Bucks these days.

This made me laugh harder than it should have.
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Kyle is denim was clearly a Triple H projection thing but he did pull off the look. A shame they didn't let it happen organically; hipster Kyle could have worked had they done a few interview bits letting Kyle tell his life story and connect with fans by showing him as a person now on his own as a top guy, rather than as one of Adam Cole's stooges.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If I remember right, I think Dax and Cash asked to have that match, something about how they wanted to do it without having to do an “FTR Splits Up” story.

As for the brackets and the big names? Considering it feels like 90% of this tournament was done in the last 3 weeks, I’d guess it’s TK didn’t want to change any of his planned booking, and made the tournament around whoever was free.

Majority of the matches certainly feel that way. Luckily the wrestlers are making up for the lack of forethought.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave]

Kenny Omega would come out of his recovery bed and be champion and only defend it once every six months than allow MJF to have the belt. Hell, they'd put it on Moxley or Jericho again or even motherfucking Bryan, broken leg or not, than put it on MJF.

It's clear, especially in hindsight, that Kenny Omega and the Bucks don't want MJF anywhere near the world title scene and feel threatened by his overness. Jericho got to use MJF as his own private blood bank to vampirize, not to mention the whole "dump FTR with MJF" move, which reeked of "let's put people who threaten the fragile babies that are Omega/the Young Bucks into a single group so Jericho can make them his personal bitches.

Right now; I can see Omega pressuring Khan to make Punk go heel so they can capitalize on the dislike from Punk going hyper liberal and to preserve Page as champion per the underhanded deal in place where Page is only champion to keep the belt warm for Omega until he recovers from his injuries. Fuck, I can even see the Bucks/Omega pressuring Khan to abort FTR's face turn and having them be Punk's henchmen for Straight Edge Society 3.0: Now with explicit SJW pandering just to try and negate the rising tide with Khan siding with FTR over Bucks these days.

I’d argue that Omega/The Bucks seem to have lost a fair bit of their backstage sway - between TK putting his foot down in regards to making the Bucks finally return the favour to FTR, the Undisputed Elite feeling more like a Bucks Quarantine than anything else, and arguably most importantly if Omega just burnt $10M of Khan’s Money on a Pet Project that looks likely to shit the bed, I’d assume that the guy who has his name on the cheques is starting to get annoyed, autism and cocaine aside.

I’d still have to think that, if the Handshake Deal is in fact a thing, both Omega and Hangman have to keep it in the back of their minds that TK has gotten rid of one EVP for not wanting to play ball already, he’d probably be willing to do it again. Though if I agree with anything in there, it’d be turning Punk Heel. Heel Punk is Best Punk, most likely because it’s probably the closest we’ll get to Real Life Phil…

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I’d argue that Omega/The Bucks seem to have lost a fair bit of their backstage sway - between TK putting his foot down in regards to making the Bucks finally return the favour to FTR, the Undisputed Elite feeling more like a Bucks Quarantine than anything else, and arguably most importantly if Omega just burnt $10M of Khan’s Money on a Pet Project that looks likely to shit the bed, I’d assume that the guy who has his name on the cheques is starting to get annoyed, autism and cocaine aside.

I’d still have to think that, if the Handshake Deal is in fact a thing, both Omega and Hangman have to keep it in the back of their minds that TK has gotten rid of one EVP for not wanting to play ball already, he’d probably be willing to do it again. Though if I agree with anything in there, it’d be turning Punk Heel. Heel Punk is Best Punk, most likely because it’s probably the closest we’ll get to Real Life Phil…

I don't think he'd be willing to get rid of them as they know a lot of people on the indies. If they get rid of them then he'll have to have Mark Henry do his old scouting job and Mark wants to get paid for that and no longer do it for free and we all know how Tony is about that. He would be forced to bring in more wrestling school wrestlers to in main roster voids or do what TNA did in the past and hire more WWE ex talent.

Getting a talent scout on the pay roll would mean another contract Tony isn't willing to sign if the person is already working for him, or he'd do the stupid thing and claim he can do it himself.