🐱 Everyone Is Horny For ‘She-Hulk: Attorney At Law’

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The first trailer for Disney + television series She Hulk: Attorney At Law has dropped just in time to help you smash through hump day.

Tatiana Maslany will play Bruce Banner’s cousin as the titular She-Hulk in a new television series arriving August 17.

Maslany plays Jennifer Walters, who is endowed with her uncle’s signature big green smashy energy after a life-saving blood infusion. Hilarity will ensue as Maslany is forced to simultaneously navigate her dating life and day job as a federal prosecutor in her new Hulk form.

Jessica Gao has signed as principal writer and director of She-Hulk, and honestly what would we expect from the writer whose prior credits include that cursed Rick and Morty episode ‘Pickle Rick’.

While the show is currently being described as a “legal comedy” by Marvel president Kevin Feige, the majority of reactions on the internet right now sure as hell aren’t over the legislative framework of the Marvel legal universe.

Yes unsurprisingly, people are already getting the horn for She-Hulk. Specifically, one particular moment in the trailer has captured the hearts and minds of the internet where Maslany carries a potential suitor off to the bedroom.

IT SHOULD OF BEEN MEEE#SheHulk pic.twitter.com/yhsrIt9AW1
— Cris Parker (@3CFilmss) May 17, 2022

My TL right now after this #SheHulk trailer: pic.twitter.com/hUMQqzc2ne
— TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard (@UpToTASK) May 17, 2022

There’s also a small amount of criticism regarding how She-Hulk is depicted in the trailer, with users complaining that She-Hulk isn’t thicc enough compared to her male counterpart.

A cursory look into the dank tomes of Marvel Universe lore suggests that this is a feature, not a bug, as Walter’s transformation process differs from that of Bruce Banner.

she hulk reading the negative comments. pic.twitter.com/hFYoSoNFfa
— aniya. (@eIixirgenius) May 17, 2022

Despite how Freudian all this lust is, with the outcome of the federal election haunting my weak frame, I would really like to be carried to the safety of my own bed by a gigantic woman right now.

Me logging on to Twitter after hearing the She Hulk trailer just dropped pic.twitter.com/VB5dN20Yso
— Zachary Burrell (@ZachBurrell10) May 17, 2022

Check out the official trailer for She-Hulk: Attorney At Law

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Why do all the women in Marvel have resting bitch face 24/7?

It’s what Kevin faps too.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I mean....the actress doesn't do much for me, but I also expected them to cast a tranny or something considering CURRENT YEAR.

So good job, Marvel?

That’s not a tranny?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I will never get the whole muscular women fetish thing going around. I feel like this cashing in on Coomer culture.

Uncommon presentation of Lonely-Ass Nigga Syndrome-- the afflicted does not have the confidence to approach women or the confidence to properly grasp his masculinity, and instead fantasizes about women approaching him with the vigor a man would normally approach a woman. They may encapsulate this vigor through uncommon feminine muscularity.

Cause is unknown, but appears to correlate with exposure to romcom anime.

 

[Alter Ego]

>anger and fear are baseline states for women just walking around
AAAnnnnnd dropped.

Funny, I thought it was a based joke about women being neurotic.

 

[Tinfoil]

I will never get the whole muscular women fetish thing going around. I feel like this cashing in on Coomer culture.

Does anyone here know about bodybuilding? What realistic size can Women get without roiding?

 

[Ser Prize]

They could have hired any number of female wrestlers who successfully fit the bill of pretty face, tall, lithe, big fake boobs, but with good muscle definition to play She-Hulk. Probably woulda been cheaper than whatever they're paying this Tatiana lady too

Carano would have been a great She-Hulk.

 

[draggs]

Carano would have been a great She-Hulk.
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Yeah but she's an unperson for her doubleplusbadthink and speech

 

[JohnDoe]

I will never get the whole muscular women fetish thing going around. I feel like this cashing in on Coomer culture.

A woman that doesn't ask me to move the couch for her to vacuum is a plus. In seriousness, athletic women like tennis players, dancers (not strippers) etc are obviously hotter than the usual woman because they are taking great care of their bodies, and with their endurance and kinethestic sense are amazing in the sack. Perhaps more importantly, they probably have really strong self-discipline and drive paired with a measure of realistic outlook and work ethic. A woman that gets herself up at 5 am to run and train while tracking her macros and lifts is a woman who can handle a household and small children easily. In short, a strong, athletic woman usually presents as an evolutionary attractive mate for reproduction.

As for the guys into super tall amazons, the casual enjoyer is just into it for the novelty of having the usual dynamic reversed. The ones that super fetishize it in the femdom way are just so feminized and weak that they can't hold the proper traditional role and want to just wallow in pathetic misery.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Wasn't She-Hulk red? Or purple? I didn't think she was green.

 

[CHARizard]

Carano would have been a great She-Hulk.

Alison Tyler for the porn parody

 

[Damocles_Sword]

So...not buff enough for @ProblematicUser420. She gets hot in the traditional sense and everybody gets uncontrollably horny around her, while having the extra tripleplusungood flaw of being straight and snoo-snooing a (gasp) white dude, so expect a feminist boycott. I'm getting serious batgirl vibes for the level of misandry this is going to have so normie guys are going to be turned off by it. So it's just going to be for coomers. I don't know what other demographic this appeals to.

 

[CatParty]

Yeah but she's an unperson for her doubleplusbadthink and speech

It’s funny too because they kept the black panther chick who was antivax

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Big muscles are for women to ogle on men.

This is orkish kontent.

Muscles are more admired by gay men than women. Most women prefer the otter look to the bodybuilder look

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Wasn't She-Hulk red? Or purple? I didn't think she was green.

Red She Hulk is a different character.

Marvel gets pretty stupid with Hulk characters.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

It’s funny too because they kept the black panther chick who was antivax

That story also got kind of buried. I've seen it on Kiwi Farms and that's about it. With Covid on the outs it's unlikely to come up again soon so they can quietly keep hold of her.

 

[TowinKarz]

It really says something that despite 30 years of technological advances, modern FX can't match, let alone beat, Jurrasic Park.

 

[Snekposter]

It really says something that despite 30 years of technological advances, modern FX can't match, let alone beat, Jurrasic Park.

Its all about knowing your limitations and then working around and with them. When was the last time anyone admitted Hollywood had limits? I think the last person to understand what could and couldn't be done with special effects and CGI was Peter Jackson when he did the LotR movies.

 

[Keavy Rain]

Article title: OMG U GAIZ SHE HULK IS NEW LADY DIMITRESCU AND AT&T GIRL COMBINED!

The article itself: Literally two tweets.

 

[crows in guns]

For those complying about cgi many marvel movies end up looking like playstation games.

 

[TowinKarz]

Its all about knowing your limitations and then working around and with them. When was the last time anyone admitted Hollywood had limits? I think the last person to understand what could and couldn't be done with special effects and CGI was Peter Jackson when he did the LotR movies.

I just can't get over the laziness and how it often is put in places where it's painfully obvious because it was just EASIER to render an overhead shot than spend an afternoon putting up a scaffold.