Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

[Drill-WithaM]

I'm not sure if this is a interesting enough story to tell, but here I go.

Back in 2016 on Twitter, a guy named WallyTheWallaby started following me. At first, Wally complimented my (Shitty) pixel art of louie from bomberman and said how "good" it looked. I said "thank you" or something, before I thought of looking at this fucker's Twitter profile for some reason.

I saw that his gallery was fucking full of pictures of him or screenshots of pictures. (Why he screenshot online photos, instead of downloading them is beyond me.) He also had a macro fetish and would interact with other furries who drew macro. If you thought that was weird, it was only the beginning.

2 weeks after my little "interaction" with wally, the guy messaged me out of the blue. He started saying that he wanted art of his character which was just literally a fucking picture of a wallaby. And then "threaten" me with a block if I didn't do it. I did the art for him, not because of the "threat", but because I wanted to see what this sperg would do. A day later, he started tweeting to his favorite artist with random shit 24/7 to the point that they had to block him.

Did Wally take this well? No. No he didn't. He had a fucking meltdown and made a video where he bitch and moaned about it. After that, I really don't know what happened to him. Mostly because I deleted my Twitter account and I don't remember his username other then his "ocs" name.

 

[Glowie]

Sqrlyjack.
Here he admits daddy issues.
Underated lolcow.

Edit a double feature Gryphoneer not only grooms minors but mentally ill, furfag of course.

 

[deermeat]

Sqrlyjack.
Here he admits daddy issues.
Underated lolcow.
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Edit a double feature Gryphoneer not only grooms minors but mentally ill, furfag of course.
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They are completely missing the point. When they were a teen, they didn't have the shit we have around. So no shit you weren't indoctrinated, it wasn't a big deal during the early 2000s/late 90s.

 

[Toolbox]

They are completely missing the point. When they were a teen, they didn't have the shit we have around. So no shit you weren't indoctrinated, it wasn't a big deal during the early 2000s/late 90s.

It wouldn't have been impossible with an internet connection though. All of this shit started somewhere, and the web presence of these groomers was well around in the late 90s and especially growing in the 2000s, it was just a lot more obscure. But due to the nature of the net then it could have actually been easier for kids to fall into the trap if they were on the wrong websites at the wrong time. I do agree it would have been a lot more rare, however, and without the media's constant blaring of the messages relating, the peer pressure that it presents was practically nonexistent.

 

[John Freeman]

It wouldn't have been impossible with an internet connection though. All of this shit started somewhere, and the web presence of these groomers was well around in the late 90s and especially growing in the 2000s, it was just a lot more obscure. But due to the nature of the net then it could have actually been easier for kids to fall into the trap if they were on the wrong websites at the wrong time. I do agree it would have been a lot more rare, however, and without the media's constant blaring of the messages relating, the peer pressure that it presents was practically nonexistent.

I don’t buy that shit for an instant. I’ll bet my left nut on this guy transitioning when he was like 24 after find r/egg_irl or some shit, and because he was a faggy effeminate scene kid he interpreted those signs as trannyism.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I found a weird one! Most of the profiles linked seem deactivated but that's besides the point because there's more.

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/yad/

 

[Spoonomancer]

I found a weird one! Most of the profiles linked seem deactivated but that's besides the point because there's more.

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/yad/

>all that shit for ultimately a muscle-fur

 

[Chazzed Up]

There's an exceptional individual (goes by the handle "Chikolad" on Youtube and Twitter, "sonicbrawler182" on Reddit) that began spamming Final Fantasy related boards on Reddit and elsewhere with a very intense fixation with a secondary character from Final Fantasy IX, a humanoid rat woman. This character, Freya, is by his own declaration at the center of his identity and is virtually all he posts about on Reddit, Twitter, and Youtube when he isn't retweeting Sonic art. He became noticeable because of his flooding of otherwise fairly small boards (r/FinalFantasyIX, r/DFFOO) with content about this character. Being almost certainly autistic and a Sonic fan, he lacks any self-awareness, and becomes combative almost at once when confronted on his obsession. He is entirely convinced that people don't like him because they don't like the character, not because he won't shut the fuck up about her in places where it's not relevant or welcome.

Unlike many people, even furries, who express their obsessions through art, writing, and other medium that involve creative endeavors, nearly the entirety of what Chikolad does to express his love for this character is making video content of him using her in a gacha game, and purchasing crap from Etsy and elsewhere featuring her. His room is entirely covered in merchandise of her and he proudly admits to wearing shirts of her around in public, including to work. This is apparently at least in part to trap other people into conversations about the character so he can infodump to them about her.

Possibly most hilariously, when he was confronted by some people about the excessiveness and annoyingness of his behavior in promoting this character constantly and bringing her up via long walls of text in threads/places that were not related, he crafted the schizophrenic belief that there is a vast conspiracy on Discord targeting him for unjust harassment. He accuses such people of being shutins and incels, despite proclaiming at every opportunity that a fictional rat woman is his wife and devoting nearly all of his free time to said character. He also seems to have some sort of kin relationship to the character, as he projects his own personal traits onto her (such as Irish ethnicity), and has referred to himself as "The Burmecian Menace" in reference to her during confrontations with other users.

While Chikolad is a lolcow in somewhat niche communities, his behavior is nonetheless extremely entertaining and features many traits from other lolcows like Chris, even to the extent that he has petitioned the developer of a gacha game to fix her model to be more attractive, and regularly replies to unrelated tweets of Square-Enix properties about how Freya needs a prequel game dedicated entirely to her.

Some highlights:
Freya 3D model project, speaks for itself. The character has no visible chest ingame so using this for non-coomer purposes seems unlikely - https://archive.ph/lwwbB https://archive.ph/L8YFs [nsfw: nudity/nipples visible]

Spending over an hour awkwardly bumbling through a review of a gacha release - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_oL1rDa5F4

Typical spergout about people being sexually attracted to or liking non-furry characters, another character from FFIX is a popular target for his rants due to taking time away from his waifu - https://archive.ph/Ennfw

Plastic weeb crap shrine including framed furry waifu art - https://archive.ph/c0Dht https://archive.ph/ZAvV5

Wearing shirts of furry waifu in public, and to work - https://archive.ph/zlJn1 https://archive.ph/xHCeC

Patreon apparently with real photo and name lol - https://archive.ph/qPF2X

 

[Hideous K]

Well I just found someone that might be too much for this thread
Meet Alice Beartrap, transgender diaper wearing furry.

https://twitter.com/Alice_beartrap
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/the-bear-trap-femboy/
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/alice-little-secrets/
Here's is his Fursona

And here is his little secret

Spoiler: I need bleach for my eyes

 

[deermeat]

Well I just found someone that might be too much for this thread
Meet Alice Beartrap, transgender diaper wearing furry.

https://twitter.com/Alice_beartrap
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/the-bear-trap-femboy/
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/alice-little-secrets/
Here's is his Fursona
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And here is his little secret

Spoiler: I need bleach for my eyes

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Spoiler: You think that's the worst?

While I don't think he's trans- he uses tags like "femboy", clearly the dude is just a closeted homo)sexual who thinks femininity makes you a girl by default due to the trans crowd enforcing stereotypes- typical stuff.
I'm not sure what makes him a lolcow? Just your average ABDL sex-obsessed faketranny.

 

[Liquid Marlon]

I feel so much shame for being a Rivals of Aether player.

It’s Smash bros but with way more furries and while I’m at it, this was a official tournament and was posted to their YouTube channel.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Sqrlyjack.
Here he admits daddy issues.
Underated lolcow.
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Edit a double feature Gryphoneer not only grooms minors but mentally ill, furfag of course.
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Sqrlyjack is joining a whole bunch of Sonic Archie fan projects just to spite Richmunk. Massive Richmunk A-Log sqrlyjack is.

 

[osooolemiiio]

Little shoutout to @Bigol Nuttz because looky who woke up from almost 2-year hibernation :]
(The start of her antics for the rest of y'all)

Spoiler: (Text version)

I’m not gonna keep quiet anymore.
I personally believe that the tblt community owes me an apology after kicking Meeper-Productions(or Katie) out of the fandom.
Because I was kink-shamed by her(and by a minor, of course) for liking belly kinks and such, making me ashamed of them, and unleash my bad behavior in the first place.
(NOTE: I am aware of the other moments where I behaved badly, and I apologize, but those aren’t important right now.)
Everyone has their kinks, Katie. If you can’t accept it, there’s no reason for you to come back to the community.
In fact, the dream I shouldn’t have shared isn’t very kinky, nor suggestive at all. It’s actually supposed to be dramatic(followed by a bit of comedy relief).
And shame on you for calling my kink art “grooming tactics”.
————
Anyways, just because I have a bad temper, and/or have kinks, doesn’t mean I’m a bad person. I’m not a monster and I can prove it.
I take good care of my mother whenever she’s in need. Yes, we do fight sometimes, that’s true, but we still love eachother no matter what.
I’m also on this new medication(that I shall not name) that keeps me chill and mellow as possible. Would that excuse the future outbursts I’d make? No. Do I want it to excuse my future outbursts? Yes and no.
I would also like to point out that not everything I have ever inappropriately said is NSFW if it doesn’t involve private parts related to it. Yes, they turn me on, but I would never mention anything that involves said private parts(despite being at age).
Now, let me educate you on this whole harassment situation; real harassment is when you say bad slurs at a person. Have I done that? No. You might’ve just overreacted.
And it’s gonna take more than words to let me look at the callout document about me, because I simply refuse to read it. I’m aware of all of the things I have said in the past, present, and will be added in the future. If I read that document, my mental health will drain even lower than it already has. If it also includes the past drama involving minors, I’m not having any of that.
I said it once, and I’ll say it again;
IDIDNOTKNOWTHEYWEREMINORS.
Now I declare to move on from that kind of drama, period.
Now, please don’t push me to the point where I have to swear, because I’m trying to make this as civil as possible.
One last thing: The next time you decide to respond to this post, please don’t flood my inbox again. Instead, use the chat box or just reply down below. Thank you.
————
I might delete this, I might not. It depends on the outcome.

(added in comment)

Here’s some additional info: I f you’re wondering about how my mom would react to the document, joke’s on you: She and my sister support me against it. The only promise from my mom is to not talk smack about her again, because she knows Idon’t deserve to go to a homeless shelter, and I’m able to keep it. That is all.

(later post)

This is getting ridiculous. I posted a big rant, and nobody even noticed it and talked to me about it. Why is that? What point did I leave out? I’m not happy about this right now.

(why not a shelter though? they might've slapped some actual sense into you )

 

[pork and beans]

Once I knew a very exceptional individual. A troon Furry from a super muslim family, obsessed with pigeons and with saying sexual shit in public but being a sjw that calls everything transphobia etc.
She claimed she couldnt read or else she would get a headache. Despite this, she claimed that she was a gifted kid whose intelligence just went away during her teens because of trauma, mental illness, or artistic burnout. Of course, she acted like she was a knowleadgable source for stuff like politics, art, etc. She claimed she had tourettes, then confessed she did not. in reality, she had adhd and most definitely autism. would talk about pigeons daily to everybody, brought pigeon biology books, draw pigeons, utter bird sounds.... She once showed me a furry webpage where she was allegedly groomed by another furry. Once brought her laptop to play that pigeon joke dating simulator and kept bothering everybody as we tried to ignore it, trying to make it sexual. She confessed she read piss fanfic in a conversation with many people that was not about anything gross, out of the blue. She was also OBSESSED with Game grumps, and told us all that she wished for a fursuit and that she would wear it in public. She really did have no filter. She would tell others all of this stuff unpromted, as nobody normal wants to be told or shown this.

She had a meltdown when having to draw her dad and another one during a (serious, normal, academic) conversation about the history of the country Spain during the Al Andalus phase (were the peninsula was occupied by muslims.)
She had anger issues and would get mad when she got things wrong (which was often) which she justified as a normal reaction to her 'religious trauma'. she drew her 'sona' as a hermaphrodite fat blob egg with gynecomastia tits and the dick she no doubt wishes she had and showed everybody, drew it in chalkboards, etc.
Frankly i have never met somebody so bitter and immature, without an ounce of self awareness, that throws so many passive agressive tantrums. Everybody felt kind of bad for her, because you could tell something was super wrong, but of course shed treat everybody badly and act like a degenerate only to get mad when the rest found it weird and offputting. Of course, she was obsessed with undertale, fnaf and stuff like that. From what i know, she recently got into homestuck. She was also obssed with hating things, such as south park. No, she had never watched South park, or even know what the titled refered to ("What does it even mean? It makes no sense!" She once proudly told me,), but knew that it was a bigoted, hateful show. lol

thankfully will never have to interact with her again.
she is no different from the thousands of mentally ill people whose brain has rotten from too much internet, but its odd watching this people exist in real life.

 

[Spoonomancer]

I love this thread because people will go into autistic "haha check out this CRINGE furry I TOTALLY didn't just have a fallout with" shitfits or will post a lot of information about a personal lolcow only to not name any sort of online aliases of them.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I love this thread because people will go into autistic "haha check out this CRINGE furry I TOTALLY didn't just have a fallout with" shitfits or will post a lot of information about a personal lolcow only to not name any sort of online aliases of them.

Based on what gets posted here I've never been clear on if this is intended for sharing online or offline furry lolcows. I take personal to mean someone you've seen or encountered somewhere online. Offline is less funny to me since a lot of those stories fall into "person I knew in high school" which is par for the course since people are more retarded in general in high school. The prevalence of spergy adults well into their 40s in the furry community is what I find funniest.

I'm not in their communities but have encountered those who have leaked out into other places and they tend to be pretty funny and get baited into meltdowns easily comparable to nonfurries.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Sqrlyjack.
Here he admits daddy issues.
Underated lolcow.
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Oh shit I Know of this freak from the god fucking awful Space Funeral "Fan game" they did. Super Space Funeral IV .

Complete with washed up troon bubsy fursona self insert in the playable party roster, it was panned across the board except by the most tumblr fandombrained and they had meltdown after meltdown and "Haha I'm not mad haha" styled posts whenever people would even gently prod them over it.

It's amazing to see someone dump so much effort into something in terms of spritework, event coding and (Shitty but not funny shitty) dialogue all in service of a project based on something that they utterly do not understand the humor, vibe or stylistic choices of whatsoever.

 

[Tom20]

I think the people that post in this thread are more lolcowy than who they refer to, lol.

 

[Furry Trash]

the mooing is coming from INSIDE the thread!

 

[Tom20]

Whatever happened to Blitzdrachin/Syfiro? Ever since the autistic sperging she disappeared from view.