DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Is there any merit to a possible divorce arc? People have pointed out the lack of a wedding ring when before he's made a big deal about how he always has it on. That and he's made more of a show to ridicule/mock people when they ask aboht kat. Hopefully this goes up the dented pipeline and he'll address it soon.
People on this forum are probably gonna cope about it, but we are clearly in the "DSP is doing better than ever" arc. His internet presence has never been more disgusting. His begging reached new heights and toxicity is at an all time high. And yet, despite all this, he still gets it his way. Dents are gonna dent I guess. I don't see the fun in this tbh. He's been getting everything he wants for the past months and he keeps succeeding. It's obvious he doesn't give a fuck about anything but the money and he has people behind the scene willing to throw it at him. This is the worst shit.
 
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"Are you the guy?"

"It's the guy."
 
Genuinely impressive he made a career out of this.
He lucked into it. No one respects his 'work'. He is ridiculed daily. Most people are satisfied by or grow from their careers. This guy just drags on and doesn't know when to leave all the while complaining about nothing and everything.
I don't know any other streamer that looks into the camera as much as him it's so weird
He's in love with himself. It's why he always laughs at his stupid jokes and cheers for himself when he accomplishes the most pedantic task in a game and won't ever shut the fuck up with his asinine stories.
 
What's the point of adding that comment in?
The same point in anything he does, to get MORE fkn money

He has the mentality of a spoilt toddler at 40 years of age and thinks someone will feel sorry for poor poor lil Phil and tip him.

It's basic manipulation that you normally grow out of during childhood. But considering he lived with his parents deeeeeep into his twenties it's probably something he did to get what he wanted from Linda and Dave well into his ''adulthood''.

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The more I think about it the more pathetic it gets Dropping ''I wish more people would give me money'' to spend on fast food and WWE like he is a five year old blowing out candles on his birthday cake coming from a 40 year old married man with a fkn buisness degree.

This fkn guy :story:
 
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People on this forum are probably gonna cope about it, but we are clearly in the "DSP is doing better than ever" arc. His internet presence has never been more disgusting. His begging reached new heights and toxicity is at an all time high. And yet, despite all this, he still gets it his way. Dents are gonna dent I guess. I don't see the fun in this tbh. He's been getting everything he wants for the past months and he keeps succeeding. It's obvious he doesn't give a fuck about anything but the money and he has people behind the scene willing to throw it at him. This is the worst shit.
At the risk of sounding like I'm chasing copium, I wouldn't say he's doing better than ever. I don't think he's doing particularly bad by any means, but it feels fairly average. I think the only real change is an increase in begging tweets, but it's not like those were rare before.

A common complaint about Phil is he's boring/stagnant. Which to a certain extent is true. The events are different, but follow the same basic formula. I'm sure if you go back two years, the only difference would be "Phil was toxic to a Twitch viewer" instead of YouTube viewer. Hell, the game he's raging at might even be the same given how much he's been doing replays lately. Every so often there's a bit of a shakeup, like bankruptcy or the bank leaks, but it pretty quickly goes back to normal.

Even if there aren't any shocking twists, I think Phil still produces good content. I've often compared him to the cow equivalent of trashy reality TV, like Springer. You know it's going to devolve into a shouting match/slap fight, but seeing how it gets there is still entertaining. What inane thing is going to set DSP off? Bad fast food order? A nine year old girl in chat? Inability to beat basic AI at a tennis game? A conspiracy about Amazon delivery drivers stealing his package, only to seemingly return and drop it off after realizing they were caught on Phil's stream?

Who cares if Phil "succeeds" at streaming. I agree that he produces more entertaining content when he's not getting anything, but it's not like he's a ray of sunshine when people are donating. Even saying he's successful feels like a stretch because whether he makes $20, $200 or hell, $200,000 in a stream, it all ends up in the same place by the end of the week. And that place isn't Phil's bank account.
 
Who cares if Phil "succeeds" at streaming. I agree that he produces more entertaining content when he's not getting anything, but it's not like he's a ray of sunshine when people are donating. Even saying he's successful feels like a stretch because whether he makes $20, $200 or hell, $200,000 in a stream, it all ends up in the same place by the end of the week. And that place isn't Phil's bank account.
It's not really about "succeeding at streaming". He clearly sucks ass at streaming already. He just succeeds at begging. It's kinda part of the issue. It's boring to watch a toxic guy that just gets worse and blows it all on gacha. I guess I can see why it would be entertaining for some to just see how it keeps getting worse and worse. But the thing that ruins it for me is the addition of "guaranteed tips". This mechanic sucks ass. It's obvious he arranges with dentwhales behind the scenes to tip him. He knows there's some big whales to step in with 25$ or 50$ tips to get him to the goal. So he's just begging to try and scam people into giving him oity bucks despite knowing that the dedicated whales will come in anyway. It's also really wasteful. If you like seeing taxpayer's money go to waste then fine. I get the appeal. But to me it feels like one of those videos where a bunch of food is wasted, thrown, destroyed for "comedy" purposes. It's a disgusting waste and I'm not into it. Cheers to those who can stomach this kind of stuff I guess.
 
Anyone that lives right off the edge of their means. People who are literally incapable of saving money. If you receive the weekly paycheck, you spend it all and wait for the next one. Except Phil gets paid daily via tips. And then you get all the occasions where he insults people who suggest he downsizes any aspect of his expenses.

Let's not forget Phil is a guy who as soon as he started peaking big money - leased a fancy BMW for 400 dollars a month only to drive 6000 miles in more than 3 years. Any extra money he gets daily is fun money he gets to spend (on gacha, doordash, etc.) until the next paycheck tomorrow.

Phil is living above his means for a stupid ass reason. Period. He's a cheap ass. He bought his soulmate a $200 ring. He flew to his parents house to get married in front of 10 people (none of which are Kats people) and ask for more money from parents. He still complains about a honeymoon when he coulda had one three times over.

When I say trolls control his life. That's not just a bullshit statement. They actually control his life. He does things just to "look" like an adult in front of random people on the internet. That's his motivation. It explains why he visited Las Vegas 3 times and never left the hotel, it explains how he is unable to make friends out off fear of another John Rambo situation where people enjoyed him more and he couldn't take it.

Phil is a very miserable person inside. He wants nobody to make money but him and he wants people to kneel to his will because he wants to be groveled to. It explains why when John Rambo said call, he never did and blamed it on him. It explains the leaks where he loves receiving apologies on any level. It also explains why he can never do a co-op or any project when someone even remotely shines more than him.

So thats why I don't get when people get mad when he makes money. Hes not doing anything worth a damn with it. It literally goes to bills, gatcha games, food, and booze. He rarely leaves the house and he's in a loveless marriage (just look at him when Leanna is brought up).
He moved to Seattle one of the most expensive cities in America even though he wanted to save money. He bought a middle condo for fucking 200,000+. He's has no credit. And he will never learn from his mistakes because he's too arrogant. No friends, no real family, no other hobbies, and he's an embarrassment on the internet who's name is for ever tarnished.

Whats there to be jealous of?



At the risk of sounding like I'm chasing copium, I wouldn't say he's doing better than ever. I don't think he's doing particularly bad by any means, but it feels fairly average. I think the only real change is an increase in begging tweets, but it's not like those were rare before.

A common complaint about Phil is he's boring/stagnant. Which to a certain extent is true. The events are different, but follow the same basic formula. I'm sure if you go back two years, the only difference would be "Phil was toxic to a Twitch viewer" instead of YouTube viewer. Hell, the game he's raging at might even be the same given how much he's been doing replays lately. Every so often there's a bit of a shakeup, like bankruptcy or the bank leaks, but it pretty quickly goes back to normal.

Even if there aren't any shocking twists, I think Phil still produces good content. I've often compared him to the cow equivalent of trashy reality TV, like Springer. You know it's going to devolve into a shouting match/slap fight, but seeing how it gets there is still entertaining. What inane thing is going to set DSP off? Bad fast food order? A nine year old girl in chat? Inability to beat basic AI at a tennis game? A conspiracy about Amazon delivery drivers stealing his package, only to seemingly return and drop it off after realizing they were caught on Phil's stream?

Who cares if Phil "succeeds" at streaming. I agree that he produces more entertaining content when he's not getting anything, but it's not like he's a ray of sunshine when people are donating. Even saying he's successful feels like a stretch because whether he makes $20, $200 or hell, $200,000 in a stream, it all ends up in the same place by the end of the week. And that place isn't Phil's bank account.


First of all, congratulations for doing well for yourself. Second, Phil is successful... he's just a miserable, lazy, greedy person with no other interest than video games which he sucks at too. Phil has had life throw him softball after softball and he fucks it up every single time.

Great parents. College paid for by parents. Traveled the country to see other things. Was proficient at Street Fighter. Dad gave him a job. Came on Youtube at the right time. Had friends with connections. Had a team to make edited videos. Found a decent girlfriend to back him up. etc...


Now thats just a few.... How many of these things you think Phil fucked up? Sorry I can't wait, ALL OF THEM. He literally fucked up everything handed to him. Great Parents, didn't give a fuck. His college degree? Never used. Traveled the country? Never left the hotel. Street fighter skills? Though good he talked shit about everyone so was never respected. Dad gave him a job? Fucked it up and got "laid off" (fired). Came on Youtube the right time, blew up, got jealous of people more creative and bigger than him so he talked shit about them. Had friends with camera presence? Got jealous and didn't pay em. Had a talented editing team? Didn't want to pay them. Found a girlfriend? Used her as another mother despite she loved being on Camera.

Im not even gonna talk about moving to Seattle to save money, or never upgrading his equipment and when he did he pissed people off.....

How much can one man fuck something up?

The only thing im jealous of is still being able to hang on... other than that this guy is nothing to be envious or jealous of. He literally fucks up every opportunity he has.... and maybe this is a bit harsh... but maybe the people that actually like him are fuck ups themselves and are rooting for the guy.

He does the bare minimum of everything and sucks at the very thing he's done for years still. 13 years not one peer to rely on, lived in Washington for 6 and even Leanna made good friends enough to move out with them... dude was an alcoholic and decided to talk shit..... only child.....

C'mon man. I bet anyone with even half of these opportunities would of progressed farther than Phil. But he's such a lazy, miserable, greedy person who is never wrong about anything. And he's this person for absolutely no good reason and benefits off of being this person by just loafing around being bad at the world.

If you're still jealous of that, im sorry.
 
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I wanted to ask the video for what you talking about... but @Piece of Peace already delivered the goods!

This is actual sickening behavior. I have no jokes or punchline. Phil you are a fucking junkie piece of shit with no shame. How can you even look yourself in the mirror doing this.
 
I would say no, my reasoning is that he took it off and is to lazy to put it on as kat is only a retail worker so I can't see how she could move out on that salary. Or if she has left she took Jasper with her which would explain why we haven't seen him in a while.
Is there any merit to a possible divorce arc? People have pointed out the lack of a wedding ring when before he's made a big deal about how he always has it on. That and he's made more of a show to ridicule/mock people when they ask aboht kat. Hopefully this goes up the dented pipeline and he'll address it soon.
 
@strandedcastaway Care to explain what :politisperg::politisperg::politisperg: this was for a reaction?

I highly guess you're Autistic to realise what's going on or as spectacularly boneheadedly ignorant as Phillip is...

Like many Kiwis have said, prices are going up, this isn't just a Political Spergout post but worldwide and Phil will soon see his own wheelchairs squeezed for the muhnies d00d

Edit: those who call me MATI are simpletons d00ds, I'm gonna laugh spectacularly when the Dents hold out on him from the difference between food and a man child again and again and watch him shift his sedentary weight across like it means... Something...

This is a man who will never be happy even with those who will struggle with their own bills, the petulant entitlement outweighs anything regular people will go through daily
 
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The one positive I can say about Phil getting more money is he exposes himself for the greedy pig he is almost daily and there are seriously "mentally ill" (like Phil likes to use) people out there that will give him money, some of them might even go broke giving their cult leader money. No one can even deny this isn't a cult anymore.
 
Yall, I have a theory. What if the detractors and the whales are the same person? Because if Phil fails, the detractors won't have anything else.
Nah. Nikacado Avacodo, Ralph Retard, Pastor David E Taylor, Dayton Hypernova, and Andrew Dich are all lolcows I can replace DSP with. Not to mention IP2 shit and Alice's Room.
 
@strandedcastaway Care to explain what :politisperg::politisperg::politisperg: this was for a reaction?

I highly guess you're Autistic to realise what's going on or as spectacularly boneheadedly ignorant as Phillip is...

Like many Kiwis have said, prices are going up, this isn't just a Political Spergout post but worldwide and Phil will soon see his own wheelchairs squeezed for the muhnies d00d

Edit: those who call me MATI are simpletons d00ds, I'm gonna laugh spectacularly when the Dents hold out on him from the difference between food and a man child again and again and watch him shift his sedentary weight across like it means... Something...

This is a man who will never be happy even with those who will struggle with their own bills, the petulant entitlement outweighs anything regular people will go through daily
Love ya bro, but you gotta stop giving a shit about stickers or you'll just make a fool out of yourself. Sound good?
 
People on this forum are probably gonna cope about it, but we are clearly in the "DSP is doing better than ever" arc. His internet presence has never been more disgusting. His begging reached new heights and toxicity is at an all time high. And yet, despite all this, he still gets it his way. Dents are gonna dent I guess. I don't see the fun in this tbh. He's been getting everything he wants for the past months and he keeps succeeding. It's obvious he doesn't give a fuck about anything but the money and he has people behind the scene willing to throw it at him. This is the worst shit.
I used to get proper angry at the pigs unbelievable luck and his resilience to anything that would insta cancel anyone else.
Then I remind myself, Karma is a bitch and he's well overdue a visit.
 
The one positive I can say about Phil getting more money is he exposes himself for the greedy pig he is almost daily and there are seriously "mentally ill" (like Phil likes to use) people out there that will give him money, some of them might even go broke giving their cult leader money. No one can even deny this isn't a cult anymore.
That is probably the most "optimistic" perspective about it. I was recently watching some TIHYDP and it really angers me to hear him talk about video games. I honest to god believe that he hurt the gaming industry with his bullshit. People like him are the reason we now get walking sims.
 
That is probably the most "optimistic" perspective about it. I was recently watching some TIHYDP and it really angers me to hear him talk about video games. I honest to god believe that he hurt the gaming industry with his bullshit. People like him are the reason we now get walking sims.
He's just representative of an untapped population. Games were always heading towards being designed for even the lowest common denominator - it's what sells the most copies to the most amount of people. The irony with Phil is that he's spent his entire life playing video games and is still somehow godawful at them. One could excuse the 'casual' demographic for simply not putting in the time to "git gud", but Phil has been doing this his entire life and still sucks at it; he's a perpetual smoothbrain.

How do you live that down as a narcissist? Gin. Lots of it.
 
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