Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[maybe a pigeon]

Wipey is just another opportunistic grifter. She's the stereotype of black men loving huge white girls, but in lesbian form.

We been knew the live-in house keeper grifts the fuck out of her. Amber's too much of a seething, vain cunt to fully show her face on camera, so Wipey is going to get away scot-free.

I’m confused about her timeline since she was seeing doctors a lot but her insistence that they’ve all told her she’s “healthy but just needs to lose weight” (if that) thing really boggles the mind. She was free bleeding for literal years and then ultimately diagnosed with cancer. I’m just wondering if she believes she was told she’s “healthy except for the constant bleeding” and then “healthy except for the cancer”?

I just don’t really understand how she can do the mental gymnastics to even set forth such a ridiculous claim. Like, she was literally bed bound for a whole year. Did she imagine she was told she was healthy except for the immobility?

I need to know what this miracle of medicine considers to be unhealthy then to get to this point in her own lie. It just doesn’t make any sense. You can’t admit to these physical ailments and then also claim to have a clean bill of health and be “just big”. And to suggest not one, but literally all of the doctors you’ve seen have done nothing but lie to an obviously mammoth-sized ticking time bomb is beyond the realm of possibility.

I’ll also take this opportunity at the podium to point out how hilarious it is that she will vehemently deny the existence of physical ailments but will glom onto the slightest hint of mental ones even if she has to conjure them up out of thin air.

Final thought: really feels like YDHB did a real shit job of confronting ALR with her lies. But I guess “medical school” and designing the shittiest tattoos the world has ever seen keeps her super busy so I’ll give her a pass on this one.

Can I just interject here that I despise the use of “big” as a euphemism for “fat.” It started with Big and Tall shops for men and has gradually taken over. It’s as if “fat” has become the new f-bomb.

TLDR: you’re not “big,” “thick,” or “curvy,“ Amber. You’re a fatty fat fatso who fats.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Queen of Waste, sitting on her throne of plastic takeout containers and journals.

Queen of Waste and Queen of Waist

 

[maybe a pigeon]

James Jade Earl Jones just loves bein jobless and a disembodied voice in the background.

FTFY

 

[dollastoho]

Maybe no one's told you or Big Al, but detergent and fabric softener are sold in containers. She needs all of these secondary containers like she needs a pair of size 2 jeans.

I agree fren, and wouldn't waste the money on them, Just posted for comparison.

 

[Owlflaps]

I agree fren, and wouldn't waste the money on them, Just posted for comparison.

If she really wanted the basic bitch aesthetic, you think she would have gone to the craft store to buy the glass bottles and the labels for her soap detergent. But that would actually require planning and a modicum of creativity on her part.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

This is the same megatard with too much money affliction that compelled her to buy small water bottles to fill up with water that came in big bottles for the earth or something? Then when her chatfatties started oinking at her about the oceanic plastic vortex killing the all the giraffes she switched to pouring big water into small mason jars with straws in them to keep in the fridge.

Same stupid fat shit, different day.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Amber has no drive, no hobbies, no desire to do anything other than eat processed garbage, and consoom plastic garbage. She genuinely thinks that pouring house hold cleaners from one plastic container into another plastic container is productive. It's about all her FAT brain can handle. Meanwhile Nigga Jade is just off screen flicking her bean over her prize piggy doing retarded piggy things on command. Amber is literally a lipstick wearing pig and serves no purpose on this planet other than transferring obscene amounts of wealth from YouTube advertisers to Amazon and Chinese sweatshops.

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

If she really wanted the basic bitch aesthetic, you think she would have gone to the craft store to buy the glass bottles and the labels for her soap detergent. But that would actually require planning and a modicum of creativity on her part.

If i remember correctly, her version of "crafts" involved dumping rocks (or was it shells?) in her bathroom sink and marbles into glass bowls.

 

[Constellationzero]

If i remember correctly, her version of "crafts" involved dumping rocks (or was it shells?) in her bathroom sink and marbles into glass bowls.

Imagine all the microscopic shit crumbs clinging to them rocks/shells. Even worse if she dumped potpourri in it and left it (as many do).

 

[toilet_rainbow]

A part of me wonders if Amber is buying labeled bottles for everything to larp as some YouTubey domestic goddess. I wonder if she got the idea for this from another YouTuber (which she has done).

The theory that she’s stupid enough to need everything labeled to know how to use it also checks out. Amber is dumb as fuck.

If i remember correctly, her version of "crafts" involved dumping rocks (or was it shells?) in her bathroom sink and marbles into glass bowls.

I remember this! She first threw all that shit into the sink



It was all moved into a bowl atop the toilet very soon afterward, but the fact that decoratorlynn first thought of sink shells never fails to amaze and amuse me



(Images originally from @classtrash)

 

[Frau Totenkinder]

She doesn't know much about recycling but she sure knows how to recycle pet names from her former 'lovers'. The fact that Jade is just another "babe" confirms to me that "babe" is just another caretaker. But this time she doesn't have the money to afford a white hick.

 

[Xenomorph]

That fearingtobelearness fantasy, love that for her.

Bonus pic, a listless twonk:
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[Nightlife Monster Truck]

A part of me wonders if Amber is buying labeled bottles for everything to larp as some YouTubey domestic goddess. I wonder if she got the idea for this from another YouTuber (which she has done).

The theory that she’s stupid enough to need everything labeled to know how to use it also checks out. Amber is dumb as fuck.

I remember this! She first threw all that shit into the sink

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It was all moved into a bowl atop the toilet very soon afterward, but the fact that decoratorlynn first thought of sink shells never fails to amaze and amuse me

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(Images originally from @classtrash)

Ah, it was rocks AND shells. A double whammy! What a disgusting slimy mess that would turn into in no time at all.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

The theory that she’s stupid enough to need everything labeled to know how to use it also checks out. Amber is dumb as fuck.

i hope she gets cookie jars, and milk/juice containers and all the other stuff.
this way there are no calories listed anywhere and her slave can save on cash , now buying cheap generics to feed the Bingemonster. She might make some bucks that way.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

If she were intelligent or creative she could 100% develop a successful channel after losing weight.

Could she though? The only thing remarkable about Amber is that she's as fat as fuck. Literally the *only* thing, because once you get past "holy shit that's a huge bitch", Amber herself is more boring than watching paint dry. Even a laaaaayyyyyyrrrrg reveal couldn't save things at this point.

 

[peach tea]

She doesn't know much about recycling but she sure knows how to recycle pet names from her former 'lovers'. The fact that Jade is just another "babe" confirms to me that "babe" is just another caretaker. But this time she doesn't have the money to afford a white hick.

I was thinking about this while reading here the other day. I referred to my first serious partner with a pretty generic pet name. Now, not only do I not use that specific word in reference anymore for anyone, I don’t give partners pet names at all. It feels juvenile.

It’s one thing for a high school or really young couple to call each other “babe” or “baby” but to see someone older than maybe 25 (and that’s pushing it) calling another grown adult a name like that makes me so uncomfortable. I feel like generic pet names are something you should eventually grow out of. Nicknames are one thing, but “babe” isn’t a nickname, it’s a cringe title or something idk.

I’ve also noticed that the age of a couple who uses such titles directly correlates to the the toxicity and instability of a relationship. The only people who are 30+ and still saying shit like that are performative social media couples that share Facebook accounts due to chronic cheating or they’re trailer trash. At least in my experience. The older they are, the more insecure/trashy they are, every time.

 

[bulimiavomit]

I was thinking about this while reading here the other day. I referred to my first serious partner with a pretty generic pet name. Now, not only do I not use that specific word in reference anymore for anyone, I don’t give partners pet names at all. It feels juvenile.

It’s one thing for a high school or really young couple to call each other “babe” or “baby” but to see someone older than maybe 25 (and that’s pushing it) calling another grown adult a name like that makes me so uncomfortable. I feel like generic pet names are something you should eventually grow out of. Nicknames are one thing, but “babe” isn’t a nickname, it’s a cringe title or something idk.

I’ve also noticed that the age of a couple who uses such titles directly correlates to the the toxicity and instability of a relationship. The only people who are 30+ and still saying shit like that are performative social media couples that share Facebook accounts due to chronic cheating or they’re trailer trash. At least in my experience. The older they are, the more insecure/trashy they are, every time.

I agree for the most part. I think it all depends on the actual maturity of the couple. If I hear an immature douche using pet names then I just register it as more of that immature person’s behavior, whereas if a normal, mature person uses them then I don’t think much of it.
In my opinion, the reason “babe” comes off as so juvenile with AL is because everything about her is juvenile. She’s stuck in this perpetual state of acting like a 7th grader, so of course her constantly referring to partners by pet names will read as middle school behavior.
Then, of course, there’s something to be said about the names themselves. “Babe” comes off as much more immature to me than “honey”, for example. But that could just be me.

Point is, AL is fat and immature and I would not have sexual relations with her

 

[Supreme Dingus]

Q: Dumb enough for Amberlynn Rei(tar)d?
A: Nah fam.



Q: How about now?
A:

Spoiler: TMI

I own this exact same bowl. Bought it for like $2 years ago because I thought it was the result of some translation goof at the Chiwanese factory and it was stupidly hilarious. Currently use it as a water bowl for my cats cause it's heavy enough they don't knock it over during their 3am zoomies/tard-charge.

 

[TC-P]

Was the entire glass labeled containers for laundry rooms a Pinterest thing five plus years ago? I am sure I remember seeing that shot posted to make the laundry room cute. JFC really?????

 

[mekalekahi]