Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Thumb Butler]

Amber clearly needs to make another video about the lies in "I lied". Clever gorl.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber’s behaviour reminded me of Gilbert & Sullivan’s opera The Mikado. In the last Act, one of the protagonists lies to the Mikado by saying that he did something he did not do. His reasoning is that if the Mikado requested something to be done, it means that it will be done, so why not say that it is done.

Amber does somewhat the same thing. If one doctor says that she stopped breathing, and the other says she did not stop, therefore, she will only accept the response of the second doctor and conclude that it meant that she does not have sleep apnea and thus why not say so. Same thing with the bipolar diagnosis. One therapist, a long time ago when she was 16 yo, says that it looked like she might have bipolar tendencies, therefore she concluded that she did have bipolar disorder, and thus why not say so.

I bet if we ask her about her 3.9GPA, she will say that a teacher has said that if she was as good in her other subjects as she is at finger painting, she could have a 3.9GPA. Therefore, it implies that she has a 3.9GPA, and thus there is nothing wrong in telling us that.

This video reinforces my opinion that we should never take anything she says at face value.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Seems just being bed-bound is not enough for the fat, lazy hog. She has all the time in the world, but looks like she's given up on her Cameo. Fatty's still not taking requests and her last review was from 19 days ago. Add that to her giving up on her Amazon scam and it looks like she's been working too hard, so she feels she deserves a break.

As for her cellulitis and not being clean - that's what happens when your convince your caretaker you can wash yourself and she goes to make you breakfast, instead of cleaning her patient first. No new sneakers for pretending to be Fatty's gorlfriend, this month.

 

[Thumb Butler]

The totally unknown caretaker should not push her luck. Life would be unbearable without Beats by Dr. Dre Gold Headphones®.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Found in the comments of her "I lied" video.

Well done, commenter.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Found in the comments of her "I lied" video.

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Well done, commenter.

Reminds me of one of my very first posts, back when Fatty got her 'cancer'. Thank God she's changed her ways in the last 2 years.

''Was bored, so I thought I'd write Big AL's funeral song. Hopefully Miley Cyrus won't be too grief stricken to sing it. To the tune of Candle in the Wind, here is...
‘Dead at 29, cos you’d sooner eat than live’

Goodbye Amber Lynn,
From us dispecktful pieces of shit,
You used to piss and shit yourself,
While those around said they couldn't smell it.
MethMom crawled out of the woodwork,
And she whispered in your tiny brain,
Send the Thumb Butler to the basement.
...I nearly forgot the washed up pornstar, who made you change your name.

And it seems to me you’re dead at 29, cos you’d sooner eat than live,
Accusing someone of rain and petals eavesdrop,
Even though they never did.
What makes it worse is that you were a grown-ass adult,
And she was just an underage kid.
Your huge candle collection will keep on burning, longer than your period hole ever bled.

A dainty, weight loss gorl was the toughest role you ever played,
YouTube coin created a binge monster,
And being in a grave at 29, was the price you paid.
Even when you lied, you still pretended it wasn't you,
All the haydurs had to say ‘was never again, would Thumby have to clean up your poop’
And it seems to me you’re dead at 29, cos you’d sooner eat than live,
Destiny’s gone, cos you’ve no more coin to pay her, to tolerate your shit.
The hysterectomy was God’s way of asking how you’re doeeen? but He’s not allowing you a kid.
Your hymen was broken long before, your Gyno ever did.

Goodbye Amber Lynn,
No more walkeen to the tree.
The Thumb Butler was in on it,
When you tried to scam us with Go Fund Me.
Goodbye Amber Lynn,
You ignored Twinkie’s cries of pain,
You went to Cheesecake Factory,
Now its your turn, I hope Thumby and the Fags just do the same.

And it seems to me you’re dead at 29, cos it was mookbangs or to live,
You were our dainty valley girl, as well as doctor/lawyer/nutritionist.
Why did you always make sure, your real weight was hid?
Why did all your girlfriends look like 12-year old, special needs kids?
In the end we only watched for one reason….
But show legs - you never did...''

 

[dollastoho]

It's been previously discussed here, but I think it deserves another mention; AL was under general anesthesia for the d&c procedure when she stopped breathing. The hysterectomy was performed under a localized epidural nerve block and light "twilight" sedation. The reason for this was very likely because she DID stop breathing during that first procedure.

She needs to stop denying the fact that she does have sleep apnea, and get tested for it so she can get a CPAP machine. This is serious.

 

[Owlflaps]

She needs to stop denying the fact that she does have sleep apnea, and get tested for it so she can get a CPAP machine. This is serious.

Nah. Dying in her sleep sounds funny.

 

[giga melt]

I think if Amber did get a cpap machine she would be the opposite of Chantal and try (poorly) to hide all evidence of it. Needing a cpap isn't cute and dainty it means you're a fatass whose fat is trying to kill them at any opportunity.

It would never fit into her pretty gorl world she imagines for herself so she wouldn't tell us anyway (until it ends up visible in the back of an Adult Lego building segment of a vlog and she tells us it's for Twonky Stor in an apology video.)

 

[dfranki723]

It's been previously discussed here, but I think it deserves another mention; AL was under general anesthesia for the d&c procedure when she stopped breathing. The hysterectomy was performed under a localized epidural nerve block and light "twilight" sedation. The reason for this was very likely because she DID stop breathing during that first procedure.

She needs to stop denying the fact that she does have sleep apnea, and get tested for it so she can get a CPAP machine. This is serious.

This confuses me because she had a pity party in one video over being told she had sleep apnea, she was clearly trying to utilise it for sympathy but she now says she 100% doesn't have it, despite fake crying over it initially.

My understanding is she wanted a health problem for attention but decided to go back on it because it's often seen as a ''fat'' problem.

 

[I call shenanigans]

It's been previously discussed here, but I think it deserves another mention; AL was under general anesthesia for the d&c procedure when she stopped breathing. The hysterectomy was performed under a localized epidural nerve block and light "twilight" sedation. The reason for this was very likely because she DID stop breathing during that first procedure.

She needs to stop denying the fact that she does have sleep apnea, and get tested for it so she can get a CPAP machine. This is serious.

It would be very unlikely to have a D&C under general anesthesia....especially at her size when the risk is enormous (which is why her hysterectomy wasn't under general anesthesia either).... They are generally just performed under twilight sedation as well. It's irrelevant though as sleep aponea is apparent under twilight sedation.

 

[Murderous Anas]

She needs to stop denying the fact that she does have sleep apnea, and get tested for it so she can get a CPAP machine. This is serious.

Her breathing also sounded HORRENDOUS during the whole 1-hour video she just posted, even worse than it usually does. If she breathes like that while she's awake, there's no way that she doesn't suffer from sleep apnea.

 

[PiggyPie]

But now she is telling the truth,guys.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

But now she is telling the truth,guys.

Hamber has not an ounce of troof in her. On her deathbed, she'll still be fat but hulthy.

Light the funeral pyre. It will be like a Disney fireworks celebration

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

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The ole laptop react. She's been on this YouTube for god knows how long and doesn't even know how to make a better "response."

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Made it through the shitfest that is "i lied and i'm so sorry" and all I have to say is: no, she isn't sorry. It's an hour worth of excuses, deflection, and side-stepping various bullshit things she has said. I'm not going to address her bullshit in order, and I'm not going to address it all.

I'd like to know who the fuck she's been watching on tv or on YT that she is now slightly lisping her s sounds in words. Just like the vocal fry, it is most certainly not her natural speaking habit.

Two truths, from me: Big Ham loves to watch herself. She also lies about her lying and lies about her lying about lying about lying.

1, Amazon affiliation. Once again, Big Ham claims she "didn't know" she had to make it clear that she is an affiliate and will receive a small commission if anyone buys anything through her affiliate links. Important side note: don't click her damn links, not buy her shit, and then decide to buy something else. Cookies are more than the snacks she tosses down that hole in her face. Close your browser, or clear your cookies or use another browser if you must shop Amazon at that precise moment. Continuing: We know she understands she has to declare affiliations and sponsorships two ways: one, she says "Not a sponsor/not sponsored" often enough that she is aware it must be disclosed. Two: as I posted previously, when she was shilling Freshly, telling people to use her link, people got on her enough that she finally declared it. She gave up on Freshly shortly thereafter. So, Fatty, don't pretend you don't know that affiliate links require declaration per YOUTUBE. You know, your fucking JOB?

2. Her sign language and OCD bullshit. Bitch claims to be "fluent" in sign language. Well, "fluent" in the alphabet. And so very OCD that she would "sign" entire conversations - but only under the table, because gawd, how embarrassing. No,you lying twat, you did not hold your hand under the table and "obsessively" "sign" entire fucking conversations by fingerspelling every word.

3. Speaking of OCD. No, you are not. Nor do you have OCPD. There is no "test" for this. Actual, clinical interviews are what's done and I fucking guarantee that strip mall shrink you went to did not do anything of the sort. You just assumed that you are some kind of OCD "sometimes" or "a little bit" and it doesn't fucking work that way.

4. Speaking of things that don't fucking work that way: this cunt claims to have been "diagnosed" as bipolar as a child, then as "an adult". Because she now knows that bipolar disorder is not diagnosed in children, thanks to people calling her out on it, the NEW story is that someone told her she had "characteristics" of bipolar disorder when she was "young", which she clarified to be preteen, not as a "child". So she "took that and ran with it." Bitch, people do not "run" with serious mental or medical diagnoses. And YOU don't fucking tun any goddamned where. You are not bipolar, and you have not be diagnosed as bipolar, and I don't give a single shit what you say. You claim to "forget" to take your mood stabilizers - drugs that you, Ms "I don't like pills", are taking for a condition you do not have - which is utter bullshit, since you display none of the behaviors and effects sudden, dramatic breaks in that sort of medicine will bring on. Stop lying and stop trying to collect the entire alphabet of mental disorders. People have very real mental issues, and you cheapen every one of those issues with your munchie bullshit, just so you can pull that excuse card for anything and everything.

5. Her "memory gaps" and PTSD. She has not been diagnosed with PTSD. Period. People suffering from PTSD do not randomly not remember things. PTSD revolves around the trauma, you stupid ass; that's why the first two letters are there. Yet we get all kinds of very, very specific things she recalls, in great detail. Her bullshit about not being able to remember if the singing doctor said "support group" versus "weightloss competition" is not PTSD. It's her shitty memory trying to recall her original story - that the doc invited her to join the weightloss group at the doc's office, which I believe is just another fucking lie to make herself seem special when she is not.

6. Fucking RingGate. I don't give a fuck who bought those shitty. ghastly rings. NOBODY did. But she lied about the rings ("Becky bought them!"), then lied again (I bought them and lied, because I didn't want Becky to look bad!"), and then lied yet again ("I lied to protect us both!". From what? It's so fucking stupid, it would only occur to you to think that it was something to lie about.

And that's it for me. One thing I love to hear asked of her is about wifey/jade/alex not being the same person, but apparently YDHB will have a part two, and hopefully that will be in there so we can listen to this smug cunt lie about why she lied about it or some other bullshit she's going to use to excuse herself for the lie.

TL;DW/R: Fat Hamber is a lying liar who lies and lies and lies and lies and............


Edit: as a side thought, she claimed to get cellulitis (again) because she picked at some damn thing on her layyyg, right? Does she waddle around the apartment without pants? How far down on her layyg are these dores or whatever? She has TRex arms and the inabiliy to reach her own ass to wipe it. So just how is she reaching her nasty layyygs to pick at anything?

Side thought #2: I didn't address it up top, but toward the end of the video, the "I never loved Becky/I did love her and lashed out because I was angry nonsense" comes up. Y'all: her face. SEETHING. Here it is on the Narc Alert's react. She describes it as the Tom Harlock face, and she's so right about that, for those of you who remember Big Ham reacting to him, and saying incredibly stupid things like he was just "using her for views". LOL.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

I’m confused about her timeline since she was seeing doctors a lot but her insistence that they’ve all told her she’s “healthy but just needs to lose weight” (if that) thing really boggles the mind. She was free bleeding for literal years and then ultimately diagnosed with cancer. I’m just wondering if she believes she was told she’s “healthy except for the constant bleeding” and then “healthy except for the cancer”?

I just don’t really understand how she can do the mental gymnastics to even set forth such a ridiculous claim. Like, she was literally bed bound for a whole year. Did she imagine she was told she was healthy except for the immobility?

I need to know what this miracle of medicine considers to be unhealthy then to get to this point in her own lie. It just doesn’t make any sense. You can’t admit to these physical ailments and then also claim to have a clean bill of health and be “just big”. And to suggest not one, but literally all of the doctors you’ve seen have done nothing but lie to an obviously mammoth-sized ticking time bomb is beyond the realm of possibility.

I’ll also take this opportunity at the podium to point out how hilarious it is that she will vehemently deny the existence of physical ailments but will glom onto the slightest hint of mental ones even if she has to conjure them up out of thin air.

Final thought: really feels like YDHB did a real shit job of confronting ALR with her lies. But I guess “medical school” and designing the shittiest tattoos the world has ever seen keeps her super busy so I’ll give her a pass on this one.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I’m confused about her timeline since she was seeing doctors a lot but her insistence that they’ve all told her she’s “healthy but just needs to lose weight” (if that) thing really boggles the mind. She was free bleeding for literal years and then ultimately diagnosed with cancer. I’m just wondering if she believes she was told she’s “healthy except for the constant bleeding” and then “healthy except for the cancer”?

I just don’t really understand how she can do the mental gymnastics to even set forth such a ridiculous claim. Like, she was literally bed bound for a whole year. Did she imagine she was told she was healthy except for the immobility?

I need to know what this miracle of medicine considers to be unhealthy then to get to this point in her own lie. It just doesn’t make any sense. You can’t admit to these physical ailments and then also claim to have a clean bill of health and be “just big”. And to suggest not one, but literally all of the doctors you’ve seen have done nothing but lie to an obviously mammoth-sized ticking time bomb is beyond the realm of possibility.

I’ll also take this opportunity at the podium to point out how hilarious it is that she will vehemently deny the existence of physical ailments but will glom onto the slightest hint of mental ones even if she has to conjure them up out of thin air.

Final thought: really feels like YDHB did a real shit job of confronting ALR with her lies. But I guess “medical school” and designing the shittiest tattoos the world has ever seen keeps her super busy so I’ll give her a pass on this one.

I think in all this, there are really two components:

1. Mental things - which "is scary", as we know - are generally treated more favorably, pity/sympathy-wise, than physical ailments which the person can do something about.
2. Peoples' capacity for bearing things out of pity/sympathy/friendship/discomfort at confrontation.

As to the first item: there's a reason all of Big Ham's gfs are not members of Mensa. If they don't know much about (whatever she claims to have), they're likely not going to fully understand what her word salads mean when it comes to her muh mentaz, and unlikelier to be inclined to do any research to know she's a pathological liar about them and everything else in her personal history. The current "gf" may be a step up from the others, but she has something wrong with her as well that she thinks being tied to this behemoth is a good idea, even with the grift.

Fatty could claim any multitude of mental ailments and fall back on that as ready excuses for why she wasn't doing xyz or why she did do abc. Get a real job? Muh mentals beats out "I can't stand all day or sit all day in a tiny chair" because the latter, why probably a valid thing at 600 pounds, is also something she could change. When you're trying to win arguments about something, never, ever give your opponent any affirmative material. Won't stick to a diet? Muh mentalz, muh BED, not the fact that she just likes to eat, which she could change.

Far too many people are unwilling to directly confront someone disrupting their home lives. Krystle's parents stepped in and did so for her. Density probably was fed up with her long before the breakup, as was Becky. Eric & Ricky decide to move their entire household somewhere else versus confront Hamber and her stank and blood and shrieking and tell her to GTFO.

 

[beansoup]

The bipolar bs really rustled my jimmies the most I think. Some women aren't diagnosed until their 20s and sometimes later. Some women are never diagnosed and it just drives me up the fuckin wall how she loves to throw all these mental illnesses and ailments around like they're some kind of trophy to show off, except the ones she genuinely has but is embarrassed by (super mega obesity, sleep apnea, high cholesterol/blood pressure, NAFLD, etc)

Spoiler

Slight PL and TMI so my apologies but it is relevant; but I was diagnosed bipolar in my late 20s after two medical doctors talked to me about it, followed by seeing two psychiatrists, a neuropsychologist, and a therapist. This process took years.
I only mention this because it's a tricky disorder to get a diagnosis for, and any psychiatrist or therapist worth their salt will refer out for additional opinion(s) as its a difficult disorder to pinpoint and requires multiple perspectives, interviews, and examinations. It's also not the kind of mental illness someone "brags" about, either. It can destroy relationships and entire lives and it's an exhausting disorder to have to deal with on a daily basis.
I'm also MATI about her bragging about not taking her mood stabilizers, I'm on 200mg of Lamictal myself and it takes  months for these types of medications to reach their full effect and to do their job efficiently. There is no "oh I do better when I take my meds" for a week. They don't work like that. They can and will also cause a major psychosis episode upon stopping them cold turkey and can send you spiraling into either a manic or depressive episode.
Okay I'm done ranting, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

And for the record, I'm also of the opinion that I don't believe this fat cunt has bipolar disorder, she's just a miserable hag that loves to LARP any quirky mental illness and glamorize it because she thinks it gives her some kind of personality.

 

[brooky]

Half her problems would go away if she got over herself, got a cpap machine, and had an actual true night of sleep.