Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Grumpygurl]

Amber's always said she's hated Kentucky; she's an arrogant piece of shit who thinks she's so better than the majority of us, so why should she have to live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere when she, as she sees herself being a dainty kqween, not get to live somewhere a little more upstate than the gaycare? She will not go back to a trailer or somewhere she deems 'lesser' because she's that much of an entitled, self-important twit and will spunk whatever money her declining views bring in on a needlessly expensive place just so long as she can order ubereats from all the nearby places. I distinctly remember that during her first lexington 'holiday' with Becky and the boys in that she wanted to come back because of the greater choice of fast food, and that's all it really means to her. She would go back to California in a molment if she could though, but shit's expensive and she's got a maw to feed.

The only Kentucky Amber likes is Kentucky Fried Chicken. She would need a double trailer to fit her fat ass into.

 

[Thumb Butler]

To the people who have never heard of cellulitis: Check the Luna Slater thread. She's obese too, but she's not a deathfat. Junkies get it too.

She was quite chucky, but still pretty, before she turned into a dirty junkie.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

She was quite chucky, but still pretty, before she turned into a dirty junkie.

Your typo has given me the worst image of Chucky the doll.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Your typo has given me the worst image of Chucky the doll.

Not changing it now.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

Imagine the looks on people's faces as she waddled down the sidewalk filming herself!

They would tell her to get back to Coney Island.
Hamber's dumb ass would think they were talking about food, tho, not the freak show.

 

[Cock wombler]

But she showers every day now and loves it. If skinny people get cellulitis too then how come I've never heard of one? Maybe they do, but I doubt they get it several times a year, for multiple years in a row. It's probably at the point the ER doctors recognize her and know what she is coming for the molment they see her waddling into the hospital.

Excuse you haydur, Stop fat shaming! skinny people do get it. I knew of someone who used to be hospitalised with it twice a year.......she was 80+ y/o and wheelchair bound.

Where would she do well in the U.K.? Hartlepool, Bradford, anywhere in the North East?

Gregg's.

 

[mekalekahi]

Remember when Amber and Becky sat down on camera and asked people to donate money for gas? This is the same person

 

[FatalTater]

Remember when Amber and Becky sat down on camera and asked people to donate money for gas? This is the same person
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Ah yes. This takes me back to September 2019ish. Becky boohooing about her poor pitiful momma being sick and how they needed other people's money for gas to make the 3 hour trip to the doctor's office which was 20 minutes away, while Amber eye fucked herself the whole time. Classic.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

There's a lot of confusion between cellulitis and lymphadema. Anyone can get cellulitis. It's a skin infection that can manifest anywhere on the body. Even babies get it and a course of the correct antibiotics knocks it out.

Deathfats get lymphadema which can resemble cellulitis, but is different in that antibiotics can't do a fucking thing to cure it. It's usually in the lower legs and the cure is heavy compression for months to prevent leakage, usually associated with being A) a fat fuck, B) diabetic or C) plain old bad veins.

TMI, I'm in the C club and it sucks. But I'm fucking 67, nuff said. And I ain't deathfat, I'm skinny.

Piggy will only have more problems with this (as svelte as she is) and time goes on and she brushes it off as an "inconvenience."

Problem being, if you DON'T deal with it, you'll lose a leg. Sad, but true. And as fuckall she is with anything medical, StumpyLynn is a real fucking possibility.

To whit, we never see layyyggs because yes, they are that bad.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

When she started her channel, Krystle's parents used to have to badger her to shower and she weighed in the 300s, did things, and there's even a video of her playing tennis!

It was even before Krystal, don't forgot the message she sent to Casey, after accusing her, (him, it?) of raping her, asking if her pussy smelled bad, and then had to add "but I shower now" so she should take that into consideration or something. I'm of the opinion if you have to ask if your pussy smells bad, it probably does. And then we find out Casey's mom wouldn't let her sit on the couch because she refused to shower.

Then at some point we got some leaked text messages with Destiny's sister and her saying they had to force her to shower too. And then when she was with Becky you could see the grease in her hair.

There is a reason only one of her 5 girlfriends went anywhere near that area. Even zombie Becky had more standards than Destiny.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Unwashed pussy stank is a thang. A gross stankin' thang.

 

[WasabiPasta]

There's a lot of confusion between cellulitis and lymphadema. Anyone can get cellulitis. It's a skin infection that can manifest anywhere on the body. Even babies get it and a course of the correct antibiotics knocks it out.

Oh my fucking god not this shit 'Anyone can get cellulitis' again.
Yes of course anyone CAN get cellulitis, just like every disease, there are none that are specifically reserved for the deathfats, it is just that they are much more prone to it than the general population.
I've attached Mayo Clinic's Risk factors for Cellulitis, notice how Amber ticks off EVERY SIGNLE BOX.
She will continue to get multiple episodes of cellulitis until she dies, with it or from it.

 

[Owlflaps]

There's a lot of confusion between cellulitis and lymphadema. Anyone can get cellulitis. It's a skin infection that can manifest anywhere on the body. Even babies get it and a course of the correct antibiotics knocks it out.

Deathfats get lymphadema which can resemble cellulitis, but is different in that antibiotics can't do a fucking thing to cure it. It's usually in the lower legs and the cure is heavy compression for months to prevent leakage, usually associated with being A) a fat fuck, B) diabetic or C) plain old bad veins.

TMI, I'm in the C club and it sucks. But I'm fucking 67, nuff said. And I ain't deathfat, I'm skinny.

Piggy will only have more problems with this (as svelte as she is) and time goes on and she brushes it off as an "inconvenience."

Problem being, if you DON'T deal with it, you'll lose a leg. Sad, but true. And as fuckall she is with anything medical, StumpyLynn is a real fucking possibility.

To whit, we never see layyyggs because yes, they are that bad.

Who wants to bet this fat fuck got cellulitis dragging those fetid ankle balls around?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Who wants to bet this fat fuck got cellulitis dragging those fetid ankle balls around?

That's always been my pet theory. Totally possible it's happening by the look of those things.

 

[Owlflaps]

That's always been my pet theory. Totally possible it's happening by the look of those things.

Not only does not wear sneakers to keep herself at least an inch off the ground, she wears long pants that get easily dirty. Bet you money she gets small cuts on her hooves and they get infected by all those undesirables on her pants.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She also very rarely takes off, let alone washes, her layyggings. Filthy as fuck clothes. And since she goes commando and seldom showers... Yeah, I wouldn't want Amber to sit on any seat of mine. I just hope that the neighbors have gone nose blind to Amber's funk.

Spoiler: Gross

There was a chick on My 600 Pound Life (Gina) that admitted to only washing part of her body every other month, and only doing that because her family members finally bitched enough for her to finally go "uggggh, fine." Simultaneously, she was very confused and hurt why her henpecked wife refused to go down on her. Gee, I wonder why.

 

[Insulin reid]

She would go back to California in a molment if she could though, but shit's expensive and she's got a maw to feed.

I would quite enjoy her talking about california and becoming whatever valley girl emo deviant art OC she believes herself to be inside. The hauls, the makeup, maybe a dancing video to that terrible katy perry song about california girls.... then she almost never goes outside or shows us anything other than some walkeen twinky videos outside some fuck all middle of nowhere ghetto ass apartment complex in San Bernardino somewhere.

 

[ChubbyTubbyBabeee]

Not American, but do they make compression socks for people Amber's size? I was under the impression that was way to help treat her fetid legs, and it would keep her ankles from dragging. I guess it would take a shirts worth of material per sock.

 

[Julaay]

Not American, but do they make compression socks for people Amber's size? I was under the impression that was way to help treat her fetid legs, and it would keep her ankles from dragging. I guess it would take a shirts worth of material per sock.

Not really. This is the biggest ones I'm finding off of Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Bariatric-Sock-Extreme-Lymphedema-stretches/dp/B072Q28WLX?th=1 They only go up to 30 inches. Amber's leg circumference looks bigger than that to me unless I'm severely mistaken. That really has to suck during the winter time to be too fat to wear socks.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Excuse you haydur, Stop fat shaming! skinny people do get it. I knew of someone who used to be hospitalised with it twice a year.......she was 80+ y/o and wheelchair bound.

Gregg's.

I guess if Amber was living in the U.K., we would get cracking vlogs such as: “Poundland Haul” or “Chicken Masala Taste Test”.