Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

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Her skin is so pale. The only color she has are her dark eye circles, the beetus necklace and jaundice around her mouth. All of which are abnormal. Also, are her lips blue? Could be from lack of oxygen, or maybe from playing with the lipstick, but I noticed this earlier in the video as well..
Her lips have been blue in the videos for the past month now, but this latest set of recorded videos its very noticible. It always looks like she just ate a grape icepop
Still no verbal disclosure of her affiliate status and she didn't even bother to put the 'I forgot' notice or the shop link in her description lol - such effort
These vlogs have all been pre-recorded and scheduled for May, so she's not recorded a video SINCE disclosing her amazon affiliate status. Once we does a new set of videos she'll either do it, or just continue to think the text in the description is good enough.
 
Her lips have been blue in the videos for the past month now, but this latest set of recorded videos its very noticible. It always looks like she just ate a grape icepop

These vlogs have all been pre-recorded and scheduled for May, so she's not recorded a video SINCE disclosing her amazon affiliate status. Once we does a new set of videos she'll either do it, or just continue to think the text in the description is good enough.
I can't watch her, but I saw someone say she said "not sponsored" on some of the junk food she ate, so apparently she can let people know when she isn't sponsored, but not when she is.

Those fruity pebbles things she ate, did she act like she has never had them before, because I'm almost positive this isn't the first time she has shown them on her channel?
 
As stated prior Amber realistically cannot afford to move states due to the living cost price. TN is slowly getting higher and higher. Bougie places in Nashville are pricey and the city's cost of living is higher. Jade is probably on about $2500 a month and that combined with Amber's about $3000 means combines is $5500. This is more than enough for most people but not Amber because she probably spends at least $3000 on miscellaneous things like food and crap.

Cross state movers are pricey and easily cost 1000s, the income tax is 0% because Ky's is 5% but the trade off is paying a higher sales tax of 9.5%, applying local sales which is Nashville. She'll go to Nashville 1000%. Rural TN is stunning but it's a harder life due to transport and services. Amber is going to find the southern (true southern) a lot different. TN people are great but you don't fuck with them, especially the country kind.
 
I think Jade won the initial battles, but Amber will win the war. The performative way she has her opening those boxes for her for the camera, which she's perfectly capable for doing herself. The meals, walking Twinkie from the beginning, probably doing the litter boxes and more arduous domestic tasks. And now that she's sick, and supposedly can't do anything, I'm sure she'd taking up more of the slack. I think Jade may have underestimated Amber's long manipulative game. She's training her to tend to her needs, like the last but(t)ler. I'm surprised Amber hasn't had her tying her shoes on camera.

Clearly, Jade hasn't been* helping nearly enough with the hygiene issues, since she's come down with, 'Becky's out of town' disease, again.
 
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These vlogs have all been pre-recorded and scheduled for May, so she's not recorded a video SINCE disclosing her amazon affiliate status. Once we does a new set of videos she'll either do it, or just continue to think the text in the description is good enough.

Oh I get that, but that's what I mean by zero effort: it takes minutes to add a short voiceover and reschedule a YT video but nooo... Big Bertha can't even be assed to do the bare minimum

I can't watch her, but I saw someone say she said "not sponsored" on some of the junk food she ate, so apparently she can let people know when she isn't sponsored, but not when she is.

She did - although it wasn't junk food it was the 'Eating Disorder Recovery' app...but yea, "not sponsored"
ETA: thinking about it, I think she might have actually said it about the pickled baby corn she was 'obssessed' with for all of about three videos, as well as the app, lol

Clearly, Jade hasn't be helping nearly enough with the hygiene issues, since she's come down with, 'Becky's out of town' disease, again.

UTI's were the 'Becky Out of Town' disease weren't they?
Speculation was she held her pee longer than normal because no wiper?
I may be remembering incorrectly though
 
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Oh I get that, but that's what I mean by zero effort: it takes minutes to add a short voiceover and reschedule a YT video but Big Bertha can't even be assed to do the bare minimum



She did - although it wasn't junk food it was the 'Eating Disorder Recovery' app...but yea, "not sponsored"



UTI's were the 'Becky Out of Town' disease weren't they?
Speculation was she held her pee longer than normal because no wiper?
I may be remembering incorrectly though
Yep, Her UTIs started because Becky kept going out of town with her sick mom and she couldn't wipe herself so she held her pee. I will always believe that she had a pee pad when Becky was gone and it wasn't changed very frequently. We all know amber would waddle into the kitchen for food but not the bathroom.
 
Maybey wifey has good enough credit and amber has the cash to buy a small place in Tennessee, in wifeys name of course, and amber can pay the mortgage instead of rent which doesnt build wealth.
Fatty ain't buying a house. She's white trash and knows it. She will stay in her lane and rent places that are increasingly worse and worse until she dies. She will however, always be buying cheap, nasty shit, that if you added the cost, would buy her about 3 or 4 nice houses that were all paid for.
Her skin is so pale. The only color she has are her dark eye circles, the beetus necklace and jaundice around her mouth. All of which are abnormal. Also, are her lips blue?
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Fatty's disgusting body has all the colors of the rainbow, to match her quirky alphabet soup sexuality flags. All of the colors look washed out and pale. Was it January 2020 or 2021 when her latest doctor prescribed her vitamin D tablets? At least 18 months or so, and all the fat lazy fucker needs to do is buy some from Amazon instead of the never ending shit she really buys... and SIT outside. That's SIT outside. She really loves to self-sabotage.

"Skinny clean people get cellulitis too" - bitch, fuck OFF with that shit
Until I started watching Fatty, I had never even heard of it. I had to look up what it was and I've worked with some really fat people over the years. I'm talking 350+ pounds and they never even had it. Apparently it's common in the lower laygs, so how the fuck does Fatty get into position to pick at her basketball calves? Of course she doesn't. Our shower loveen gorl is just a nasty, stinky bitch, who needs a good scrub. Wipey needs to be sent back to the care agency cos she's not washeen her well enough.

That's not a poop bun any more, that's a diarrhoea bun.

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Not even Becky times witnessed this, she must be really unhappy with wipey.
Still got the smug look even now the whole world knows she's bed bound . Fatty doubles-down on everything, so the more in love and happy she tries to convince us, that she is, the more miserable and unhappy she really is. Love that for her.
But she showers every day now and loves it. 😂
Most people shower every day and never mention it. As I wrote above - the more she tries to show her showering and how much she loves it - the more she doesn't do it and hates it. It's nothing to do with her size, she's just a lazy, zesty bitch. When she started her channel, Krystle's parents used to have to badger her to shower and she weighed in the 300s, did things, and there's even a video of her playing tennis!
 
Embrace the gluttony piggy. Film that shit and show laygs....
Or fuck off.

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Her skin is so pale. The only color she has are her dark eye circles, the beetus necklace and jaundice around her mouth. All of which are abnormal. Also, are her lips blue? Could be from lack of oxygen, or maybe from playing with the lipstick, but I noticed this earlier in the video as well..
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Her lips have been blue for a while. I noticed it weeks ago and they haven't changed, except maybe they got a bit darker. That's probably why she has all these lipsticks, so the blue from her lips wouldn't look so obvious.
 
Fatty ain't buying a house. She's white trash and knows it. She will stay in her lane and rent places that are increasingly worse and worse until she dies. She will however, always be buying cheap, nasty shit, that if you added the cost, would buy her about 3 or 4 nice houses that were all paid for.
Right Fatty isnt buying a house. But if Jade can somehow get amber to move into and pay "rent" for a house that she owns, instead of that $2300 a month rent going to the Henry, it can go into building Jade a nice nest egg.
"Amber you're already paying 2300 rent here, lets move to TN, i can get a house with my credit and then you only pay me $2000 a month rent. you'll save like $300! Thats a lot of Orange Chicken!"
Then when Amber croaks or they split, Jade potentially has a nice chunk of money in the property , making the grift even more worth-while.
You cant let that $2300 a month be WASTED afterall. What kind of a grift is that?
 
"Skinny clean people get cellulitis too" - bitch, fuck OFF with that shit
It is amazing how delusional Amber is. Nothing of her ailments are due to her weight. This is why she will never lose any weight of significance unless she changes her attitude.

I guess her 100 days of walking came to a screeching halt. Not that we are all surprised at this turn of events. We have to remember that, at her weight, to become bedbound does not require much.

But she showers every day now and loves it. 😂
I have my suspicion that she was told by Jade to shower or else. She is not loving it.

As stated prior Amber realistically cannot afford to move states due to the living cost price. TN is slowly getting higher and higher. Bougie places in Nashville are pricey and the city's cost of living is higher.
Is there much difference between Tennessee and Kentucky? We have to realize that Amber does not do much outside the flat and what she needs can be done as easily in Kentucky as in Tennessee. Didn't she say not a long time ago that she can't move out of Lexington because her oncologist is there? I guess Amber is expecting to have a career in music in Nashville. Perhaps, doing some choreography at the Grand Ole Opry.
 
Like most people I still don't get why Amber doesn't move to the most affordable, but still deathfat friendly, state and town? Lexington makes no sense.
Where is that? I'm from the UK, so is there a place notorious for deathfats? I only know of Dr Now in Houston.
As for why? Fatty doesn't see herself as being like all the other fatties. She's a kuuuute, dainty gorl, who can lose the 'extra bit of weight' she has, any time she chooses - at least, in her own head, that is. She could be an online influencer if us damn haydurs would just stop boolyeen her. She needs to be in Cali or Seattle, where she can sit in coffee shops being all pretentious and discussing the books that she's (not) currently reading.
Truth is this hog should be liveen her best life in a trailer, but she'd go straight through the fucking floor.
 
Amber's always said she's hated Kentucky; she's an arrogant piece of shit who thinks she's so better than the majority of us, so why should she have to live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere when she, as she sees herself being a dainty kqween, not get to live somewhere a little more upstate than the gaycare? She will not go back to a trailer or somewhere she deems 'lesser' because she's that much of an entitled, self-important twit and will spunk whatever money her declining views bring in on a needlessly expensive place just so long as she can order ubereats from all the nearby places. I distinctly remember that during her first lexington 'holiday' with Becky and the boys in that she wanted to come back because of the greater choice of fast food, and that's all it really means to her. She would go back to California in a molment if she could though, but shit's expensive and she's got a maw to feed.
 
When Amber moved to Lexington from Monticello she was still with Becky, who refused to leave Kentucky. I think they compromised with Lexington because it's a 🏙️CITY🏙️ and everyone knows cities are cooler than small towns. Duh, you guise.

Amber makes about half what she did a couple years ago. Let's see her move to Manhattan and try living as a deathfat on what she makes. It could actually get interesting if she would be honest, but she wouldn't.

Imagine the looks on people's faces as she waddled down the sidewalk filming herself!
 
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