Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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This is not how you use the word "aesthetic". Something isn't an aesthetic, it's either aesthetically pleasing or not. This is the new "It is what it is" and "Love that" along with giving everything female pronouns.

Oooh she soft! Oooo she so cute!
Also, why is everything so "cute"? Jesus gorl, it's an oil pourer. How can it be cute?!

Rate me MATI because this one made me almost flip my table.
 
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TrainWreckSpotter said:
If they're planning to move, why don't they wait to buy things for their "new life together" after they move? This is just more shit to pack.
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This fat fucker isn't moveen anywhere. She is too fat to fly. Too fat to travel by bus. Can only travel by car for an hour or so - she admits to 2, so it will not be anywhere near that length of time. So she only has walkeen left and that challenge will have ended now she is ill. She lasted for 2 walks.
In her first walk she managed 0.2 mile in 6 minutes and only 0.5 in 21 minutes - so the next 0.3 of a mile took her 15 minutes. Tells me she can only manage 0.2 mile before she's gassed. So she can walk about 350 yards (doubtful).
Only option left is a flat-bed truck or a van and she'll never admit to that. Thinking back, they hired a van to move their 'belongings' from the gaycare so Fatty could be a pig in the city.
If we go by when she moved in, her lease should be up by mid-July. No doubt there'll be some excuse or mystery illness why she can't move.
 
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FupaCitySheriff said:
This fat fucker isn't moveen anywhere. She is too fat to fly. Too fat to travel by bus. Can only travel by car for an hour or so - she admits to 2, so it will not be anywhere near that length of time. So she only has walkeen left and that challenge will have ended now she is ill. She lasted for 2 walks.
In her first walk she managed 0.2 mile in 6 minutes and only 0.5 in 21 minutes - so the next 0.3 of a mile took her 15 minutes. Tells me she can only manage 0.2 mile before she's gassed. So she can walk about 350 yards (doubtful).
Only option left is a flat-bed truck or a van and she'll never admit to that. Thinking back, they hired a van to move their 'belongings' from the gaycare so Fatty could be a pig in the city.
If we go by when she moved in, her lease should be up by mid-July. No doubt there'll be some excuse or mystery illness why she can't move.
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The 3 bedroom at the Henry is $2300 a month and wifey needs to move somewhere cheaper where her cow can support her without her working 2 jobs. Maybey wifey has good enough credit and amber has the cash to buy a small place in Tennessee, in wifeys name of course, and amber can pay the mortgage instead of rent which doesnt build wealth.
 
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Embrace the gluttony piggy. Film that shit and show laygs....
Or fuck off.

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Her skin is so pale. The only color she has are her dark eye circles, the beetus necklace and jaundice around her mouth. All of which are abnormal. Also, are her lips blue? Could be from lack of oxygen, or maybe from playing with the lipstick, but I noticed this earlier in the video as well..
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"Skinny clean people get cellulitis too" - bitch, fuck OFF with that shit

Seems the 30-odd packs of rainbow scratch-off cards that 'supposivly' stopped her alleged compulsive picking didn't work too well (didn't stop the hag binging either)

Still no verbal disclosure of her affiliate status and she didn't even bother to put the 'I forgot' notice or the shop link in her description lol - such effort

Still fat. Still boring. At this point she's not even worth hate-watching and I couldn't care less if she never puts her housenigger aide on camera either
 
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Cheese Trap said:
That's not a poop bun any more, that's a diarrhoea bun.

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Not even Becky times witnessed this, she must be really unhappy with wipey.
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But she showers every day now and loves it. 😂 If skinny people get cellulitis too then how come I've never heard of one? Maybe they do, but I doubt they get it several times a year, for multiple years in a row. It's probably at the point the ER doctors recognize her and know what she is coming for the molment they see her waddling into the hospital.
 
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