Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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clothy 04x said:
re: amber's latest vid

(haven't been on here for a long time so forgive me if it's already been said) but does anyone else feel like she's gonna use the cellulitis as an excuse to quit her walking-a-mile goal?
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Did you see how happy she was when she mentioned ‘getting to stay in bed all day’ when talking about the cellulitis and antibiotics! She defo loves being ill and taken care of! She would do anything to get out of any type of effort. Lazy-lynn!
 
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Black-coffee-queen said:
antibiotics
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I can't imagine the poor ER doc wringing his hands trying to figure out what dosage to prescribe her. I'm sure it goes something like picking up the phone and calling Sea World. Yo, what dosage of antibiotics do youse guys give Shamu when he's sick?
 
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Hmm.
If memory serves, we got the Caringlynn Donates Things To A Homeless Shelter story arc after she had been getting bitched at for buying so much consumer crap while living in a financially depressed area. Lots of clicks and views for that, SocialBlade says she was making around $10,000 per month at that time, and a shelter may have gotten a couple hundred dollars' worth of stuff out of her. If I had been (God forbid) living in Monticello and making as much money as she was, I would have done things differently, but I am not Amber and she is not me.

Honestly? If buying things, having them for a little while and then donating them on for others to benefit from is a thing someone enjoys, I say let 'em enjoy themselves. (Assuming that they have enough money to support that and aren't buying tat instead of paying their bills.) Makeup isn't really something you can do that with though.

My thought on all of it is - Bitching at Amber and downvoting her videos is still attention as far as youtube/adsense is concerned. Amber knows exactly what she's doing, so unless people want the computers in charge to think she's hot stuff they should complain about her amongst themselves on various social media, not TO her on her channel. She does not care and will not change.

Fuck's sake why am I so long-winded today. This is shit. Ignore me.
 
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FatalTater said:
Hmm.
If memory serves, we got the Caringlynn Donates Things To A Homeless Shelter story arc after she had been getting bitched at for buying so much consumer crap while living in a financially depressed area. Lots of clicks and views for that, SocialBlade says she was making around $10,000 per month at that time, and a shelter may have gotten a couple hundred dollars' worth of stuff out of her. If I had been (God forbid) living in Monticello and making as much money as she was, I would have done things differently, but I am not Amber and she is not me.

Honestly? If buying things, having them for a little while and then donating them on for others to benefit from is a thing someone enjoys, I say let 'em enjoy themselves. (Assuming that they have enough money to support that and aren't buying tat instead of paying their bills.) Makeup isn't really something you can do that with though.

My thought on all of it is - Bitching at Amber and downvoting her videos is still attention as far as youtube/adsense is concerned. Amber knows exactly what she's doing, so unless people want the computers in charge to think she's hot stuff they should complain about her amongst themselves on various social media, not TO her on her channel. She does not care and will not change.

Fuck's sake why am I so long-winded today. This is shit. Ignore me.
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Yes this.

The biggest reaction is ZERO reaction. No comment. No engagement. No likes. No dislikes. You wanna scare the everloving HELL out of her? Turn your backs and speak about her anywhere but on her channel or her social platforms.
 
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Supreme Dingus said:
She would get her laygs amputated and then brag about her new weight of 400 elbees.
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Honestly, this is the truth. “Hey guise, I have one layg and my new starting weight is 425 elbees! Losing my leg has been such a wake up call to me that I need to change.”

Three months later: “I’m back up to 499.6 pounds. I can’t help but think having two legs would make loseen weight easier but skinny amputees struggle too! Just proud that I’m not at 500.”

Nothing can control or change the beast.
 
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Looks like the young boy with special needs Big Al used to date hasn’t changed one bit.

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lol cow supreme said:
She claims in a previous video about a month ago that doctors left her with a prescription to medication for if she ever gets cellulitis. Cus DoctorLynn knows her body.
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I highly doubt they did that because medication compliance is enough of a problem for most people but AL has already demonstrated unwillingness to take meds as directed.

If they gave her antibiotics for her to take "in case" she gets cellulitis, even if she correctly diagnosed herself, she'd probably only take one or two pills and end up breeding an antibiotic-resistant strain of bacteria that mushrooms into a full blown MRSA infection.
 
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These fucking idiots are astounding.

This is a seemingly genuine comment.

'' maybe see if you have D.I.D. (memory gaps, not remembering stuff, and "lying" but thinking your not) may be signs just sayin' and I notice what seems to be "different" Amberlynns quite a bit (the way you act, talk, look to an extent). You said you had a traumatic childhood and that's supposedly how it starts. I'm not stating this so you can run with this idea though, just because I think it may be a possibility.''

Yes, please find this massive hippo another illness to play pretend with. I'm surprised she hasn't latched on to that DID train already, seeing as though she's a TikTok using bellend.
I can't even stomach the video, I can already tell what it'll be based purely on the comments.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Yes this.

The biggest reaction is ZERO reaction. No comment. No engagement. No likes. No dislikes. You wanna scare the everloving HELL out of her? Turn your backs and speak about her anywhere but on her channel or her social platforms.
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I've gone and done the "do not reccomend this channel" on every channel that talks about amber at this point. There's only one i watch that sums up her "vlogs" into a minute or less recaps every so often.

I feel like a minute a week ( without any of her annoying voice or fake laughs or "this video is for sailing purposes") in it, is about all the attention blimpy deserves now that the flames on her dumpster have gone, just a few wisps of smoke remain.
 
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