Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,522
OOoooOOoohh!!!

Amber admits to telling LIES?
And she might be lying about more stuff!?
Isn't this exciting?
Don't we all want to rush to her channel for the "tea?"
I mean, no one's ever made a video like this!
Um. Well at least Amber's never made a video like this...
Wait.

Amber's video,

CONFESSING EVERYTHING I'VE LIED ABOUT!!!!!! :(


Oh and

 
tl;dw she didnt lie she just:
  1. forgot
  2. didnt mean it
  3. meant it, but only at the time
  4. was too dumb to understand what she said (so quirky)
  5. thats not a lie its just people nitpicking
  6. its not a lie it was true when she said it but not true later
she's sorry for gaslighting except she didnt gaslight its just that people THOUGHT she did and she can't change that. also she wants constructive criticism but its like whispers underneath the SCREAMS of all the cruel hate she gets.

and anyway she wouldnt have to address her lies if people didnt nitpick everything she lies about. haydurs.
 
Hammy isnt raysis, why would you ever say that?! :story:


Has eaten at sushi places how many times? Eaten Chinese food how many times? Still can't be assed to learn how to fucking use hashi. But listen to me, thinking this fat fuck would show a teeny amount of respect for other cultures.
 
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Most people hate hearing their own voice and watching themselves. This hog loves to watch and listen to herself that much, she's just done it again. for over one hour.
I know she's said before, that she watches her old videos, but most people when they see or hear themselves, comment on how they look or sound, because they are not used to it. She's so used to it because she watches herself all the time.
She looks fucking grotesque, but thinks she is hot shit. If I ever looked like her, I would want someone to shoot me. I sure as Hell wouldn't keep eye-fucking myself or even want to see myself.
Imagine looking like her, then watching video after video of yourself. I wouldn't even look at myself in a mirror.
This narcissistic fat fucker must be watching herself hour after hour, each and every day.
 
Amber needs a munchie thread now, shes crossed over to this territory a while ago now. Everything is a disorder or an illness.

She already does enough munching.

Honestly, this is the truth. “Hey guise, I have one layg and my new starting weight is 425 elbees! Losing my leg has been such a wake up call to me that I need to change.”

Three months later: “I’m back up to 499.6 pounds. I can’t help but think having two legs would make loseen weight easier but skinny amputees struggle too! Just proud that I’m not at 500.”

Nothing can control or change the beast.

Exactly. I really do believe she is delusional/enough of a narc to say something like this.
 
Also, the fact she's too lazy to do a picture in picture reaction is infuriating. God forbid she actually learn how to do anything beyond basic after being on YT for a decade.
Is she still making $10,000 a month for this no-effort creamcheese-coated pablum (with a side of rice)? She always seems so genuinely proud of her ignorance/learned helplessness.
 
at this point they can only put her on a tilting table and tilt her back and forth to slosh the fluids around to improve circulation.

For this, DoctorLynnphedema can just prescribe that Wipey hoist her up and use the tilt adjustments on her "standing" desk.

tl;dw she didnt lie she just:
  1. forgot
  2. didnt mean it
  3. meant it, but only at the time
  4. was too dumb to understand what she said (so quirky)
  5. thats not a lie its just people nitpicking
  6. its not a lie it was true when she said it but not true late

The Narcissist's* Prayer

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.


❉ see: "narcissistic.goddess" AKA BigAl @ instagram
 
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Is she still making $10,000 a month for this no-effort creamcheese-coated pablum (with a side of rice)? She always seems so genuinely proud of her ignorance/learned helplessness.
SocialBlade doesn't seem impressed. $255-$4.1 K monthly estimate
 
re: amber's latest vid

(haven't been on here for a long time so forgive me if it's already been said) but does anyone else feel like she's gonna use the cellulitis as an excuse to quit her walking-a-mile goal?

she will eventually say the cellulitus was caused by the walking

I remember in the 90's there were these electronic cigarette packs that would only open at a set time to help with quitting, so I wonder if there's some kinda smart fridge that can only open after x amount of steps
 
she will eventually say the cellulitus was caused by the walking

I remember in the 90's there were these electronic cigarette packs that would only open at a set time to help with quitting, so I wonder if there's some kinda smart fridge that can only open after x amount of steps
Wouldn't help. Amber would then empty the fridge at the first opportunity.
 
I am just over halfway through this bullshit "I lied" video, and you'll never guess how many times she has said she has lied about something. Come on, guess!

Once. Wait, twice, including the title, and I'll tell you why I'm including the title: because the video concept is also a fucking lie, just as it was in the last video she admitted to lying, except that one actually had admissions of lying instead of fat-footed dancing around things.
 
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