Paleontologist lolcows. Well, not full blown lolcows, and sensible, likeable people for the most part. But being in a profession mired in academia, they can have their moments. Here are a handful.
The authors of the blog SV-POW! Sauropod Vertebra Picture Of the Week Mike Taylor and Matt Wedel, let some of their lefty, marxist tendencies bleed through. I rarely check the blog anymore because they rant about open access in scientific publishing i.e. gibs as much as they rave about dinosaur bones. Otherwise it's pretty subtle. Here's one instance from Taylor where that wasn't the case.
If you check out the Shiny Digital Future page on this site, where we write about scholarly publishing, open access, open data and other such matters, you will see the following: 2009: 9 posts 2010…
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Here’s another funny thing. My eldest son was taking his A-levels in the summer of 2016. He had got so good at the Core 4 paper in maths that he was reliably scoring 95–100% on every past paper. He took the actual exam on the morning of 24th June, and scored 65% — a mark so low that it prevented him getting an A* grade.
Well, we all know what happened on the 23rd of June 2016: the Brexit referendum. I know that opinions differ on the desirability of Brexit, but for our family it was emotionally devastating. It’s the reason Dan was so knocked sideways that he botched his Core 4 paper. It’s hung over us all to a greater or lesser extent ever since, and it’s only with the recent triumph of the “Conservative” Party1 in the 2019 General Election that I’ve finally attained the ability to think of it as Somebody Else’s Problem. There is something gloriously liberating about being so comprehensively beaten that you can just give up.
"Muh brexit ruined my kids straight-A exam results."
I have a book coauthored by Wedel. Most examples of hypothetical paleontologists in it are refered to as 'she'. It's a small thing, but effective at throwing speedbumps in the flow of the narrative when your virtue signal bullshitometer has been finely calibrated.
There's Mark Witton, a paleontologist and a pretty good paleoartist. You might remember him from articles and images of giant pterosaurs compared to giraffes, years ago. When the George Floyd story and BLM came to prominence a couple of years ago, he broke down about the problem of racism in paleoart read it again: the problem of racism in dinosaur pictures distressed that some people who drew icthyosaurs hundreds of years ago had slaves, and vowing never to paint cavemen with black hair ever again. Not cavemen with dark skin, nothing to do with skin color, you understand. Just black hair.
I don't know what parts to screenshot or quote. It's all kind of deranged.
After a long wait and much online discussion, the Mary Anning-inspired historic drama Ammonite is finally on general release. As goes the p...
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The film portrays her as entering a same-sex relationship with another real life figure, geologist Charlotte Murchison, which has no basis in reality. This review is as interesting for the cognitive dissonance created by that situation, as it is as an appraisal of the film. You can almost hear the gears grinding in Marks head and see the smoke pouring out of his ears, like a 1950s robot ordered to compute 'love', as his devotion to the scientific ideal of objective fact and the desperate need to be seen as a good ally go head to head.
It's a pity because his blog is usually quite informative and thunk-provoking if you're a dinosperg, and emphasised with his own art.
Greg Paul. Gregory S. Paul. GSP. Famous, infamous, secular saint and eccentric granpa of the paleontology world. Probably wishes he was a likeable nut like Bob Bakker instead of a get-off-my-lawn nut. He was a big figure in the dinosaur renaissance that began in the late 60s, that brought in the idea that dinosaurs were warm blooded and that modern birds are essentially small theropods. Drew dinosaurs with fuzzy feathers years before it was cool. I understand his reputation suffered a little when he became notorious as a 'lumper' and more recently a 'splitter' i.e. lumping lots of dinosaur species into one species or genus, or splitting them up. Probably why Michael Crichton and Steven Spielberg made 'velociraptor' a household word and not 'deinonychus' and turned towards euphoric atheist writing, but I'd have to dig a lot deeper to find out more.
His reputation suffered a bigger hit in 2011 when, among other things, he tried to claim ownership of a pose for skeletal drawings, one that he'd made popular in the 70s and 80s.
This kicked off a lot of discussion, mostly respectful and sympathetic about the problems of underpaid paleoart and getting ripped off by individuals and institutions, but always with a wry swipe along the lines of "good luck claiming royalties on a pose". This response is a good example of the 'tough cheese' reactions.
As many of you are no doubt aware, earlier this year paleontologist and scientific illustrator Greg Paul made a fairly public hubbub when (among other demands) he requested that all other illustrators stop using the skeletal poses he p
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If anyone feels autistic enough to read through the back and forth, start at March 3rd here:
It took up most of the Dinosaur Mailing List, and random, orbiting dinosaur blogs, for the next couple of weeks.
Greg was back this year, 2022, with a new coauthored paper that split Tyrannosaurus rex into three species: T. rex, T. regina and T. imperator.
I have to switch to my own inbox here because the old DML archive chugged to a halt last year, and the subscription address for the new, locked archive at USC apparently doesn't exist on their servers. If anyone here can test it or figure out what I'm doing wrong, I'd be grateful.
He already goes off a bit about the initial disagreements over the paper Steve Brusatte, Tom Carr and Tom Holtz are also highly regarded paleontologists dismissing their doubts while admitting part of his motivation for this is so that his dubious species end up with 'cool names'. Not too cowish. His follow up, though. Hang on, this is a big un.
Congratulations if you made it through all that. Here are a couple of points I'd like to highlight.
After berating one of his peers for being rhetorical, flippant, and unscientific for using too small sample sizes in his species evaluation, Greg then declares the fault of too small sample sizes rests at the feet of ignorant republican christian ranchers who think they have a right to things that exist on their property.
This man is almost 70.
This is his butthurt in a nutshell. He thinks fellow paleontologists question and sometimes reject his assertions because they're part of a moribund, dogmatic system that he's valiantly fighting. But in this case the lack of amazement and accolades that bewilders him is due to the fact that this isn't the first, or even second time that someone's proposed breaking up Tyrannosaurus rex, and the idea's been found wanting every time. Citations when I can be bothered to look for them
You have to accept his T. rex splitting paper, otherwise how are the museumgoing children of the world even going to know what they're looking at? They'll lose faith in The Science and the creationist chuds will win!
Name: Christopher Michael Bishop
Date of birth: February 12,1993
Father: Greg Bishop of the X-sinner band
Mother: Karen Bishop
Dox: 3197 W Tufts ave, Englewood, CO 80110
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Chris Chan and Onision had an even more retarded love child? Look no further than Chrishop.
Chris Bishop aka Chrishop is a 29 year old perverted, narcissistic, delusional, intactiloon that has a long history of disturbing behavior.
This man is a really unhinged intactiloon that I had come across online. He is a grown man that is so obsessed with circumcision that he will glorify terroristic acts and make violent threats just for the sake of Dunking on people that he doesn't agree with.
Here he is glorifying columbine and even encouraging other intactiloons to shoot people that circumcise their children: View attachment 3160394
Here he is on Reddit saying he wants to buy a gun to shoot doctors and mohels that perform circumcisions: View attachment 3164190
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He made a creepy Rick and Morty comic about Morty trying to restore his foreskin
There's a place in the neighboring state called Haus of McCoy that opened up last year as a "community center for black trans youth" that I'd seen an article about months and months ago and brushed off as business as usual.
Fast forward to an article that popped up a few days ago in the local newspaper, in which the center's owner, a "Codi Keith Charles", rants about the community "not deserving" the place because he hasn't gotten enough money or attention for it. The tone of the whole thing was so accusatory and entitled that I couldn't believe it got past an editor.
But, in fact, Codi has been writing for a while - his column Ask Codi seems to neglect or falsify submitted questions in favor of being a soapbox about their "fat Black trans ass" and white people not respecting it. In fact, Codi has been the victim of such assaults as a white toddler asking if they were a boy or a girl. I shit you not.
The mother of said toddler responds, seemingly at a loss for words that her toddler has been publicized as a wager of black tranny violence in the newspaper, so Codi goes ahead and prints another column with some real winner quotes:
I wrote a deeply personal article on July 21, titled, “Are you a boy or a girl?” This is a question I was asked at an event in July by a white toddler; in addition, this is a question that many trans people get asked every day – knowing that the violence could escalate in a matter of moments.
Well, the white mother of the white toddler (who asked the question) had some white cisgender heterosexual nerve to try to hold me to the flame for calling out her child in the original article.
“It did give me the opportunity to do some massive self-reflection that I hadn’t before dug into.”
You’re welcome for the reflection. What was violence for me is a reflection for you. Please consider sending me money for my labor. Moreover, please consider reflecting a bit more.
This tranny is, singlehandedly, more of the conservative nightmare than any other trans person I've known. Entitled, demanding, and always both the victim and the center of the universe. I'm fully expecting Haus of McCoy to be done by the end of this year, simply because Codi is so alienating that no one (other than the local newspaper, apparently) wants anything to do with it. And how the fuck many black trans youth can be in Lawrence, KS?
Since I literally don't fucking mind embarrassing myself, here we fucking go.
Personal lolcow that goes by Vert#7970 on Discord, literal schizo fuck that keeps going on about raping women and killing people to 'gain respect' and to 'stop being a virgin' and all this other crap... one particular example:
I have no idea of much of the context of these events, really (other than that they involve some anime server the above users are moderators in it seems for the most part, him getting banned and raging about it in a really idiotic way). All I really remember is that he once sent a picture of a rotting vagina in one of my old servers' NSFW channels (now-deleted) and I almost fucking puked.
Oh, and he's apparently 25 years old.
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All I really remember is that he once sent a picture of a rotting vagina in one of my old servers' NSFW channels (now-deleted) and I almost fucking puked.
Just really fucking manky, not necrophilia
I don't have the image before but I can't get the fucking thing out my head now, it was disgusting as hell
We have a tranny* in the server as well, and she literally asked for NSFW access to be removed at the time. In the end I just banned Vert because of the whole scenario and never invited them to another one of my servers because of that incident.
* For reference, I'm not sure where she fits in the 'troon or tranny' scale, they're somewhere in the middle. Certainly an anomaly if I must say so.
Considering we have a few people who are generally extremely trans-exclusionary in the server who get on fine with them it honestly says quite a bit about them.
Well friends, I think it is about high time I told the story of a certain personal lolcow/artcow of mine. A batshit insane womanchild who has been keeping me entertained for roughly 3 years now. I originally intended to get this out much sooner but there’s just so much info on this chick I needed to make sure I covered everything I could.
One thing I wanted to say real quick, while this individual has dabbled in the furry fandom a few times I did not believe she would be fitting for the furry edition personal lolcows thread as it was such a minor footnote in her online history. She mostly plagues the transformers fandom and seems determined to cling onto it no matter how much they don’t want her. The mods are more than welcome to move this post if they see fit.
Real quick, if you have not read this post and this post I made over in the deviantart horrors thread I highly recommend you do as it sets the stage for the cow I am about to tell you about.
Here’s some old vlogs of her’s she made for her deviantart and one video of her babytalking while dressed up as a loli from her favorite anime. There’s also a much newer video of her opening a $178 transformers toy that she forced her husband to buy for her, featuring her husband in the video sounding like he’d rather not be there. I didn't bother archiving the majority of her videos since they're mostly just boring videos of her opening children's toys and talking about nothing. These are the only ones I consider semi noteworthy.
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Autobot ARK -Titan class Figure review
For whatever reason I continue to get an error message when I try to embed the video. Instead I will leave a link to it here and have made an archive here on sendvid.
Seabell, xkrystalkittyx, Bell, xCatbot2022x, crystaltheechidna, Catbot9000, VitaminSeaB, PandorazB0x, spookysoup, these are all names that this infamous individual in the transformers fandom has gone by. Her infamy has seeped itself throughout all corners of the transformers oc community with the image of her eye strain inducing yellow haired loli catgirl eliciting disgust from many. While she may cry otherwise, screaming that cyberbullies had slandered her name, that she’d fallen victim to gossip and rumors, most people are smart enough to know that this is all her shoddy attempt at damage control. For you see, my dear bell here is a pathological liar, a narcissist, a deadbeat mom, a blossoming alcoholic and possible budding schizocow. She is forever determined to cling to her fairytale “love and friendship triumph all” fantasy worldview, reacting violently (and in my opinion hilariously) when this view is questioned or proven to be untrue and unrealistic.
Now Bell here hails from Australia, her early years on the internet were spent being your typical lol xD randum deviantart kid. Nothing too out of the ordinary here, especially for the time. Well, except for the fact that she wasn’t a kid and was in her early 20s.
She’s always had a fixation on two particular shows: rozen maiden and transformers prime.
This is bells favorite character from rozen maiden, her name is hina ichigo. Keep her in the back of your mind for now because she becomes a rather key figure in bell’s plummet to lolcowdom.
Her new found obsession with the transforming robots along with her uncomfortable fixation on hina ichigo lead to the creation of her main oc and prized possession: seabell.
Real quick I just wanted to show you all just how little seabell's design has changed in almost a decade. First, here's the oldest picture I could find of seabell, posted in 2013:
This image also came included with a poorly written bio, which can be read here. (archive)
Here's the most recent redesign of her, posted in december of 2021:
Posted on March 15:
Bell seems to be at least attempting to make her look at least somewhat robotic now but she still looks like shit.
Now it may be a bit difficult to tell, but seabell here is a transformer. She is bell’s pride and joy, her self insert, the guardian of crystal city, the important main character loved by all and a neko loli.
One thing I need to make clear: bell and seabell are more or less the same person. Both have intelligence levels on par with chantal, both are childish and throw screechy tantrums, both have this insatiable desire to always be in the spotlight and be the very super extremely important main character, both seem to be developmentally stunted at age 12. The only real difference between the two is that seabell speaks in third person which only really makes her come off as a child who may or may not have an extra chromosome in my opinion. This is especially clear in her seabell x reader snuff fluff that I managed to snag before she went on a mass deleting spree of over 8000 pieces on her deviantart. I highly recommend you give it a read if you haven’t already.
For those of you who aren’t aware sparkling = Transformer child.
Bell here is obsessed with constantly roleplaying seabell, even doing so in conversations that are supposed to be ooc.
Her roleplay days initially began on the transformers: universal forums. Not much is known about this era unfortunately as the forums have seemingly been deleted. Thankfully, the “new” version of the forums (which died out around 2018 from what I can tell) is still around, now under the new name transformers galaxy. (archive) Surprisingly seabell is still somewhat active on her account there: windchime.
The name windchime is worth noting as it is the name of seabell’s daughter who looks, sounds and acts like more of an adult then seabell ever has. In fact, she often seems to coddle and babysit seabell when she has one of her regular tantrums, acting like a mom to… her mom. An example of this can be found on one of her old roleplay threads on transformers galaxy. (archive)
Oh yeah there was this also this weird saga where windchime got her eyes gouged out in her sleep but it's since been retconned. I do remember various individuals calling her a weirdo for drawing windchime in bdsm art after being blinded.
Now after both these forums went belly-up and became dead bell decided to move onto discord. Yes, she would make her own discord server full of happy sunshine rainbows where friendship would conquer all and no toxicity allowed!
So anyway yeah, this is the first instance of bell getting banned from her own discord servers. 2018 was the beginning of the end for bell.
The shift in her demeanor started off slow, bell occasionally proving to be a bit on the paranoid side or she would snap angrily at something seemingly mundane and inoffensive. Something was changing in bell, she was slowly beginning her metamorphosis from standard deviantart user in the 2000s into an unhinged womanchild. No one knew exactly why this shift was happening, was it because she was stalked by her ex, taurokun? (archive) Did it have something to do with the fact she had to hurriedly flee Australia with her family having seemingly cut all contact with her? The recent birth of her first son? Catching her husband watching porn which she took as cheating and threatening to divorce him over it? No one really knows for sure except for bell, but being a pathological liar, you can’t trust a word that comes out of her mouth and at the end of the day, no matter what the exact cause was, something had snapped in that little pea brain of her’s.
Her current friend group soon noticed this odd shift and advised her to seek some sort of mental help.
She listened. However, her friend group at the time would later learn what a miracle this was, as this would mark the very last time bell would listen to any sort of advice that would legitimately help her. Bell left the discord server for about a month, supposedly checking into a psyche ward.
She came back worse.
She would throw tantrums at an even more frequent rate, even targeting her friend of 8 years, feenixfire. Feenix had a bond with her which bell described as “like a sister.”
Fee had to take a break from discord and left for a while to seek therapy and help for her severe depression. I have not been able to learn much about feenix as unlike bell, she is rather smart and keeps much of her personal info and irl troubles off the internet.
Now since she was off the internet seeking treatment for her depression, what does seabell do? Well she comes shrieking into feenix’s dms the second she returns of course! She started insulting fee, asking her why she didn’t defend her against apparent cyber bullies while she had the audacity to seek treatment for the mental issues she was dealing with at the time.
Allegedly seabell’s verbal venom and harassment coupled with her already pretty fragile mental state lead to feenixfire attempting suicide. Feenix cut ties with bell, only fracturing the womanchild’s psyche further. You can tell that fee leaving her hit bell pretty hard since even though it’s been years since the whole ordeal bell constantly blabs about missing her. Meanwhile fee hasn’t mentioned bell once and seems to mostly be focusing on animal crossing rather than transformers nowadays.
Bell was kicked out of her own server, permanently. Though that didn’t stop her from sending in sock accounts to spy on her old server. Feenix full on left discord soon after it became apparent that seabell was spying on her and her friend group.
Bell would continue to post old gift art she made for feenix, with guilt trippy descriptions in an attempt to get her to come back to her. It hasn’t worked as fee understandably wants nothing to do with her. Here's just one of many. (archive)
She even tweets about her from time to time.
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Don’t worry fee, bell forgives you for seeking treatment for your depression instead of defending her against those dang dirty trolls! It's moments like this where I can't help but wonder if bell knows what DARVO is and how it's commonly used by narcissists such as herself.
This is the end of what I consider to be the first saga in bell’s trainwreck of a legacy. Where the shift in her psyche took some serious root and she became beyond any sort of help.
After she popped out her first child, bell more or less went insane. She became a spiteful, vindictive narcissist that could throw back enough alcohol to floor a horse.
Now bell did make more friends after this, but they weren’t the same. Whereas her own friend group wished to help her and wouldn’t let her behavior slide when it got out of hand these friends were, to put it simply, enablers and ass kissers. How exactly they’re able to tolerate bell’s constant loli screeching is unknown but what matters is they are bell’s main source of asspats. Though the only two I consider to be particularly noteworthy are mishikora/cholachacat, (archive) and littlemoony/princess chibi. (archive) Now mishikorra loves to publicly defend bell and go “la la la I’m not listening” when presented with clear evidence that she’s a loon. Also he’s a furry with a MLP obsession because of course he is.
Meanwhile littlemoony also has a loli catgirl transformer oc and enjoys drawing naked children, as you can see in this post here. You’d think bell would realize that hanging out with individuals like this probably isn’t going to look good when you’ve also been getting hit with pedo allegations but I’m getting ahead of myself.
That should hopefully paint a pretty decent picture of the sorts of individuals bell attracts.
Moving the focus back onto bell, after having been kicked out of her only friend group, bell began to hop across servers in the transformers oc community.
She would always repeat the same cycle of events: join, post art, rp plots where her seabell is the very super important guardian of crystal city, divert existing conversations to blab about her extremely one note ocs, occasionally act passive aggressive when not receiving sufficient asspats until one day she’d hit the sauce too hard, the lack of asspats coupled with the large amount of alcohol in her system would lead to bell throwing a drunken tantrum. These would be riddled with poor spelling to the point where others could barely tell what she was even saying. Regardless, the mods would quickly ban her.
It just kept happening. Over and over and over again, I’ve honestly lost track of how many times she would repeat this same cycle but I do know she’s gotten banned from at least 7 of her own servers by her own mod teams as a result of her behavior.
Next I want to touch on the most infamous example of bell getting the boot from her own servers: Crystal City.
Now don’t let the description fool you, this server’s plotline was all about bell’s ocs, specifically seabell.
Unfortunately, the server has since been deleted but here’s a rundown of what happened: Seabell created this server and partnered with a much larger server called transformers universal (archive) with around 500 members. Crystal city soon exploded to around 200 members.
Why is this noteworthy? Well, this marks the moment bell went from known by a couple dozen individuals as a nuisance to being a full blown infamous rampaging toddler known by basically the whole community. Mind you as far as fandoms go, the transformers oc community is rather small and as a result word spreads fast.
Quick side note I wanted to make, while she was running this server bell noticed a user with a much smaller platform and audience taking up 3d sculpting with zbrush. What does bell do? She immediately buys a zbrush subscription, makes 3d models eerily similar to theirs in terms of concept, begins advertising her 3d sculpt commissions over theirs and effectively pushing them out of the medium as the user became unable to continue affording the program after bell advertised over them, effectively siphoning potential commissioners away from them. Oh, and she accused the user of copying her despite the fact they started using the program before her and made many of the sculpts before her.
She dropped the program the second she pushed the user out of it.
Unfortunately because people on discord rarely ever think to screencap shit and by the time I caught wind of all this everything was long deleted so you’re going to have to take my word on all this. However the moment I find screens of this incident I will make sure to show them.
Here, have some of bell’s 3d models. They’re not very good.
Not only does she shade with black but she shades her 3d models in black.
Running this server, bell would overturn and retcon plotlines that did not involve seabell, regardless of how much others were enjoying the plot. She would roleplay entire threads with herself of her own ocs telling seabell how amazingly super important she was in the upcoming guardian prophecy. No one else would get to contribute anything to the plot at all, bell was the only one allowed to move it forward. Sure, you could have a few threads of your character chatting with someone else but if you dared to do anything of plot significance without bell’s permission, you would be screeched at and banned.
During this era seabell would attempt to hop onto every single male medic character’s dick since bell has an odd sort of doctor fetish. It’s a widely accepted theory that her husband is a doctor, which would explain why she can afford thousands in electronics, art supplies and transformers toys while being a neet who only acknowledges her kids exist when she feels like it, which isn’t particularly often.
Of course she has an astrology rug.
You didn’t want to ship your character with seabell? Too bad! You either went along with it or she would roleplay your character for you! Or she’d just ban you. Most users didn’t stick around longer than a week.
It wasn’t just medics either, bell here also has a bug/insect fetish. Now if you were a medic you’d have to worry about seabell molesting you but if you were an insecticon? Well then you’d have seabell’s daughter begging you to breed her and fill her up with eggs. Eggs, bugs, tentacles, pregnancy, lactation, bell has her fair share of whacky zany kinks, no doubt a result of her overconsumption of hentai. (but her husband watching regular porn is a no no)
It shouldn’t really come as a shock that a lot of people weren’t particularly fond of her characters, her plot and especially bell herself.
Eventually the mod team of crystal city had enough, after driving away all the competent writers via her crazed need to give her ocs a harem and a massively super important god-like role, the staff called mutiny and banned her. The server itself would later fizzle out over the course of about a year before being deleted due to inactivity. Unfortunately, by the time I found out about this ordeal and went to go poke my head in, all the roleplay channels were gone along with bell’s threads where she would rp with herself. A shame too, because her writing is hilarious.
Bell would forever feel the aftershocks of this server, even after it was deleted. Oh, she also got banned from transformers universal because she kept posting nsfw art despite the fact the server was full of kids. Again, not a good look when you’re receiving diddler allegations.
For the time being bell went back to repeating her same cycle of getting banned from discord servers, albeit now more unstable and tantrum prone. The crystal city incident proved to be quite the blow to her ego.
At some point bell decided to start a transformers oc zine (archive) Can you guess what happened? Why yes, she was banned by her own mod team! She would constantly pick fights with other users over falsely perceived insults (aka not feeding her narc ego enough), acted belligerent and passive aggressive, treated the contributors as if they were beneath her, constantly changed her mind on the theme and art of the zine and was generally just her usual self. She was only involved in the zine for the first two months or so, her mod team quickly getting fed up with her shenanigans. They gave her an ultimatum: either she would step down and leave or the mods and all other users would leave instead, effectively ending the zine project. Bell chose to leave. (archive) She would later give her side of the story which was just her whining about “toxic fandom” and not giving any sort of details.
This isn’t the end of her bothering the zine mods however. Soon bell would return (archive) to scream at the head mod who took lead of the zine after she was kicked out. She believed this individual to be conspiring with her old friend group, her “abusers” and “cyberstalkers.”
How did she come to this conclusion you ask? Well, one of her “abusers” retweeted a raffle (archive) the head mod was doing so CLEARLY this meant they were in cahoots, plotting against bell from the very beginning.
She also went on a brief detour to a couple of furry servers, I’m assuming because she was running out of transformers servers to terrorize. She still got banned of course but for slightly different reasons. Instead of throwing a drunken tantrum, bell would pester users to purchase their ocs/fursonas. Upon being politely informed that the characters were not for sale, bell would take a bizarre amount of personal offence from this.
Within the day, bell would post art of “new ocs” onto the very same server, the new ocs very clearly being the characters she was denied purchase of with very minor design modifications made to them. The owners would notice, tell the mods and promptly ban her. I’ve yet to find the art/screencaps but as soon as I find them I’ll make sure to post them.
At this point people started to talk. Basically everyone had at the very least heard of bell at this point. They would shit talk her, her art, her ocs and especially her precious seabell. Laughing at how phallic her feet were, how awful and eye strain inducing her color palette is, her childlike personality and way of speaking, all of it was ripped to shreds. But then people began to wonder, just how old was seabell? Now transformers can be millions of years old but many people still had access to her character bio and noticed that bell was rather vague about seabell’s age whereas the ages of her other ocs were a lot clearer.
She actually has way more ocs then this, it’s just these three (again mainly seabell) are the only ones she bothered to write bios for. These were the only ones I could find that weren't written in 2013.
Now seabell’s appearance is rather childlike. The way she acts is rather childlike. Her voice claim is a child. Seabell’s inspiration? Bell’s favorite character from her favorite anime? The character she’s been obsessing over for nearly a decade now? A child. The aforementioned hina ichigo, specifically.
I guess If anyone here wants to hear what seabell’s voice sounds like, here you go. I know nothing about this character or this anime but I do know this kid’s voice is annoying as shit.
People dug up her nsfw art, sometimes seabell had giant overinflated breasts slapped onto a disproportionately small body, other times she would have a more "chibi" look to her. Hell, at one point in the seabell x reader she wrote the reader questioning if seabell was a child or not in a fanfic that was supposed to turn to smut in the second chapter that never came.
Here's two more drawings of her's I didn't think to include in my original post about her.
I recommend checking out the archives to look at the comments on these works. Here, I’ll show you one of my favorites:
I like how she only remembers seabell has two sons when she wants one of them to walk in on their mom, aunt and sister all in bdsm gear. Oh yeah on top of windchime seabell also has two sons, I didn’t bother mentioning them up until now because she completely ignores them in favor of drawing big titty windchime. Just like her sons irl.
Now people have started calling her a pedophile. I’m still unsure if she’s going to diddle her sons like some people are saying but I can’t lie when I say it is kind of weird that a 30 year old woman is spending all her time self-insert roleplaying as a loli in a cutesy sparkle-filled fantasy world where she harnesses the power of friendship to defeat her foes. Also whipping her fictional daughter in matching bunny suits.
It doesn’t take long for bell to catch wind of this and who does she blame? Why her old friend group of course! She seems to have gotten it in her head that the diddler allegations were a result of her old friend group spreading nasty rumors about her and not people taking a moment to look through her gallery and coming to that conclusion. It wasn’t her fault, she was innocent! It was those dang dirty trolls! Never mind the fact that they’ve wanted nothing to do with her for years now.
Actually one thing I’ve noticed is she seems to think every negative thing that happens to her is a result of her old friend group. Banned from a server? Well they talked to the owners and fed them lies to convince them to ban her! Someone calling her a degenerate lolicon? It’s one of them using a sock account! One of them retweets a raffle from a semi popular artist who they’ve never spoken to personally? They MUST be conspiring together against her!
The reality of the matter is they just want her to leave them alone. However whenever she gets shit on somewhere she would come into their discord server on an alt and begin screaming at them about how they need to stop gangstalking her.
Bell locked down all of her social medias in August of 2021 and disappeared until December of 2021. She returned after having squeezed out her second child (though I don’t doubt she spent the entire time lurking on a sock account) bell would begin to post about healing from trauma, reposting poorly compressed jpegs of inspirational quotes likely ripped from facebook and of course, more sloppily thrown together art. You guys get the idea.
When she isn't yelling at people or posting mediocre art, she usually tweets stuff like this. Though she will often use these tweets to repost her art and attempt to get more likes.
Lol.
I can't say I was expecting to see someone use the word glomp in the year 2022.
I unfortunately do not have much information on this fiteknight individual but i'm assuming it's the sock account of one of bell's ex friends.
Oh, on top of various inspirational quotes ripped from someplace else, bell also has the very stupid habit of blabbing about where she lives.
I'm honestly waiting for the moment she just straight up doxxes herself, she seems like the type who would do that.
Oh, she also clicked on a very obvious virus link. Bell's not very bright if you haven't noticed already.
When her old friend group took notice of the fact she’d returned to the internet, it brought about the tantrum that made me create an account here in the first place. You can view it in the original deviantart horrors post about her.
Oh, and the reason she knew that they knew she was back is because she sent some of her ass kissers to hide in their discord server. But they’re definitely the ones gangstalking her, you guise. She’s the victim.
This was definitely one of the funnier tantrums. Although bell eventually realized that putting up someone’s social media and tagging your followers to go and harass them probably wasn’t the best look while screaming and stamping her feet about being “cyberbullied.” This likely only occurred to her when the alcohol wore off.
It’s a given that if you see bell active online, it’s basically guaranteed she’s currently drunk. Bell using the internet while sober is extremely rare and mind you, she uses the internet constantly. That’s a lot of alcohol.
Bell would try and start a few zines before locking down the accounts and deleting them. Thankfully I managed to snag archives of the failed zines, they can be found in this post here.
She attempted to continue on with posting on twitter as if nothing had happened.
For those of you who don’t know botbots is a transformers spinoff show that came to Netflix recently, it’s about a bunch of tiny little transformers that turn into various knick knacks and that’s about the extent of my knowledge on the show.
Well, that and the fact that bell LOVES this show. Doesn’t exactly near her transformers prime or rozen maiden obsession but it’s up there.
Bell is incredibly determined to get this zine off the ground, advertising it where ever she can, tagging zine promo accounts that haven’t been active in nearly a year (I’m assuming because most zine promo accounts are aware she’s trouble at this point) and following several accounts unrelated to the zine in an attempt to earn follow backs.
However it wouldn’t be long until bell’s temper would blow up in her face once more. For you see the individual who took lead of the tf oc zine when bell was kicked out made a warning post (archive) about the zine. Not a full on “do not join this zine” simply a warning that the owner may not be in the right headspace. Bell lost her shit. (archive) Now she is threatening a lawyer (archive) and has started a ko fi to e-beg for lawyer money.
After bell’s declaration to “save” feenixfire from her “abusers” (aka bell’s old friend group) feenix has since deleted her deviantart and privated her twitter. It’s clear she still wants nothing to do with bell and seems to have moved on.
Bell however, bell is desperate to have her back. Interesting how determined she is to have feenixfire all to herself but vilifies anyone who so much as breathes in that group’s direction or cuts ties with her in a manner similar to what fee did.
For someone who cries about abuser tactics constantly, she seems to fail to realize that trying to isolate someone from their friends in order to “save” them is, well, an abuser tactic. Though it’s unclear if she actually believes she’s trying to save fee or if this is bell attempting to gaslight her. It could be either one at this point.
And what was bell’s side to all this?
Yeah I said bell was a pathological liar, not a good one. I’m surprised she even has people who believe her.
It seems the vast majority of those in the community know she’s full of more shit then the mouth of a german pornstar as her spiral to lolcowdom only gets faster and more erratic by the day.
Surprisingly she hasn’t deleted the barely coherent screechfest she keyboard smashed using the botbots zine account and seems to be pushing forward as if nothing has happened. She’s far more determined to make this zine work then the tf hallow zine or the mlp oc zine.
Jesus christ this was a long post, apologies for any formatting errors or general disorganization as I’ve never really written a giant post like this before. I’ll keep an eye on her to see if she gets kicked out of the botbots zine or throws another tantrum. Mishikorra seems to be tonguing her asshole to a rather high degree but I wonder if he’ll still remain loyal to bell after dealing with her abysmal zine management after a while.
For the time being not much is happening with the botbots zine since no one has been signing up for mod positions. She's been advertising her new discord server (archive) and has been hanging out in another large server called transformers restoration (archive), she even left two five star reviews on it's disboard page.
She's still rather obscure as far as lolcows go but if she keeps going down her current path I can see her becoming a fairly infamous laughingstock.
I hope at least some of you find this weirdo as entertaining as I do, have a nice day.
Oh boy, a genuinely good thread starter AND they're a Transformers sperg. Since I missed the DeviantArt posts, let me start with commenting on the OC, because I'm feeling autistic today.
A cybertronian that turns into an animal is much more a Beast Wars thing, but it could be rationalized away by a decent argument pointing out the Insecticons and Dinobots turn into metal animals. There's also Ravage to point to as well. But given she only got into the show due to Prime, these are retroactive arguments since I doubt she knows shit. It's rather fitting the artist never showed their alt-form, which is probably because she didn't think to just trace over Ravage or something from Beast Wars. Too gross, instead trace over children from Japanese cartoons.
The trans-organic element is bullshit as is the crystals, and given you mention she only got into the series due to Prime, I strongly suspect she heard of Animated and stole from that, and another element she stole from was the Energon trilogy from Japan. The stupid cosplay bow works like a minicon there sort of, but without the quasi-downside that only affects others.
Anyways, the more hilarious and awful aspect is the luring and mental raping of children by her shoving her horrid fetishes upon them. I also find it a winner you legitimately can't tell unless specified whether or not the Cheesy Pizza is the OG OC or their children. If I wasn't told the older one was the kid, I'd never have guessed.
Also imagine believing tantruming harder will get what you want and then getting surprised and chimping harder without a second of reflection. Very cool. I especially love that she got mutinied twice just for treating people as nothing but fuel for the ego.
Oh boy, a genuinely good thread starter AND they're a Transformers sperg. Since I missed the DeviantArt posts, let me start with commenting on the OC, because I'm feeling autistic today.
A cybertronian that turns into an animal is much more a Beast Wars thing, but it could be rationalized away by a decent argument pointing out the Insecticons and Dinobots turn into metal animals. There's also Ravage to point to as well. But given she only got into the show due to Prime, these are retroactive arguments since I doubt she knows shit. It's rather fitting the artist never showed their alt-form, which is probably because she didn't think to just trace over Ravage or something from Beast Wars. Too gross, instead trace over children from Japanese cartoons.
The trans-organic element is bullshit as is the crystals, and given you mention she only got into the series due to Prime, I strongly suspect she heard of Animated and stole from that, and another element she stole from was the Energon trilogy from Japan. The stupid cosplay bow works like a minicon there sort of, but without the quasi-downside that only affects others.
Anyways, the more hilarious and awful aspect is the luring and mental raping of children by her shoving her horrid fetishes upon them. I also find it a winner you legitimately can't tell unless specified whether or not the Cheesy Pizza is the OG OC or their children. If I wasn't told the older one was the kid, I'd never have guessed.
Also imagine believing tantruming harder will get what you want and then getting surprised and chimping harder without a second of reflection. Very cool. I especially love that she got mutinied twice just for treating people as nothing but fuel for the ego.
If i'm being entirely honest the main reason I haven't started writing and actual thread for her is that i'm not particularly confident in my OP writing skills. I'm a lurker at heart, what can I say?
Well that, and it's difficult to document her discord activity since she's a chronic deleter and you have to be in the right place in the right time to catch her in the act. I'm just one person and unlike bell I can't afford to sit on the internet all damn day.
I searched high and low for any mentions of crystal guardians throughout any transformers continuity, all I found was a brief appearance in rise of the dark spark. But the guardians weren't these grand godlike figures like seabell, they were a glorified security system at best.
Bell is honestly obsessed with prime to quite the degree, even going as far as to commission artwork of knockout and bumblebee fawning over seabell. Actually wait, I shouldn't say she commissioned it, she likely just guilt tripped her husband into giving her the money for it.
Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't knockout gay?
I highly doubt she's watched beast wars or animated, at most she's probably watched a couple clips on youtube.
I actually did find artwork she did of her alt form but it's old as hell, from about 2014 if i'm remembering correctly. She's apparently supposed to be a lynx.
You'd think someone obsessed with underage catgirls would be better at drawing felines. She would've been better off tracing ravage.
Also another one of her 3d models I forgot to include, apparently her weird bow is detachable and this is how it works.
Honestly back when I first discovered her I thought windchime was seabell's mom, not the other way around. It's weird that she has her self insert be mothered, coddled and babysat by her fictional daughter that she hopefully never gives birth to irl.
Oh, and she didn't just get mutinied twice, she got mutinied at least 7 times. The crystal city and zine incidents where the only ones that were particularly noteworthy/I actually managed to gather a decent amount of info on. Bell getting kicked out of servers she's founded herself is a very common occurrence simply because she cannot keep her massive ego under control.
I will definitely keep track of her future chimp outs though, that much I can assure you.
Name: Christopher Michael Bishop
Date of birth: February 12,1993
Father: Greg Bishop of the X-sinner band
Mother: Karen Bishop
Dox: 3197 W Tufts ave, Englewood, CO 80110
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Chris Chan and Onision had an even more retarded love child? Look no further than Chrishop.
Chris Bishop aka Chrishop is a 29 year old perverted, narcissistic, delusional, intactiloon that has a long history of disturbing behavior.
I also found this archived 4chan thread where he's Talking to himself like a schizo.
Another thing that I left out of the original post was him asking for the age of consent to be lowered:
And Describing his fantasy about raping and killing someone:
And following lolicon/shotacon cfnm hentai pages on twitter:
And allegedly working with Michael Sosa aka mantras to blackmail an underage girl (probably Bianca Devins) into posting her nudes:
Dude's a total nonce.
Bell has started quoting herself for her motivational quotes now, as if her narcissism wasn't already obvious enough.
Also normally when she starts tweeting about how much she doesn't care about what other people think about her and calling everyone else attention whores, it usually means another screeching chimpout is afoot. I look forward to it.
Yeah she's not too happy no one is signing up for her zine due to her reputation as a deranged womanchild with a love of lolis.
Also a testimony from one of her ex friends who unprivated their account recently.
(archive)
Assuming none of this has been embellished at all then wow bell, that was kind of cunty of you.
Also her art has regressed. Badly.
Y'know it's weird, on the rare occasions she puts effort into her art it's actually not half bad. But lately you've just had nothing but ugly garbage like this. This looks like a grimey old toy you would find in a desperate dumpster dive and immediately discard.
I did not expect to see more transformers tards on here right as I was about to make my first post for the thread.
context: new transformer toy gets revealed of a female character from the original show, it is boxier and less "woman with backpack" designed than previous female transformers toys in recent memory.
this is a hot debate in the tranny circles, I don't have much of a preference myself but holy fuck did I find someone special while looking at some of the replies.
meet Orbital Bacon, Arbiter of Free Speech, failed voice actor, and serial coomer.
I don't really think it matters what people jerk off to so long as they look like adults, but its a little rich to call anyone you don't like a groomer & a pedophile when you retweet hentai of 15 year olds.
He even crossed over with Freddery, another exceptional individual who specializes in extreme self victimization and the lowest self awareness humanly possible.
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