Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Constellationzero]

Q: Dumb enough for Amberlynn Rei(tar)d?
A: Nah fam.

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Q: How about now?
A:

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Spoiler: TMI

I own this exact same bowl. Bought it for like $2 years ago because I thought it was the result of some translation goof at the Chiwanese factory and it was stupidly hilarious. Currently use it as a water bowl for my cats cause it's heavy enough they don't knock it over during their 3am zoomies/tard-charge.

It should say Situation type deal molment on the other side.

The other one could say I'm Ob--SESSED!

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

Was the entire glass labeled containers for laundry rooms a Pinterest thing five plus years ago? I am sure I remember seeing that shot posted to make the laundry room cute. JFC really?????

I definitely remember an old HS/college friend posting some shit after she bought her first house and she had bought those big carafes with the spigot at the bottom that people use to serve drinks at parties, and she filled those up with liquid laundry detergent and fabric softener and put cutesy little chalk paint signs on them in case remembering which of the two different-colored substances in the two carafes are which proved too daunting. Every room in her house was an exercise in how many different things you could use mason jars for. (Plus the big "EAT" sign in the kitchen and all that other word vomit.)

More likely than not, the spigot got clogged up with detergent after a few weeks, given it was not designed to dispense substances thicker than a tea/water/juice consistency.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Let me guess - she's completely changed and she's nothing like this now.We don't know the truth because we aren't as special as she is, because she knows everything.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

We don't know the truth because we aren't as special as she is

Special means retarded, Dawn.

 

[Owlflaps]

Makes a new video about an old video she made two years ago. I'd ask just how creatively bankrupt and lacking in personality she is, but it's rhetorical at this point.

How about you make a video responding to hate comments on KiwiFarms instead, you boring vapid cunt?

 

[low sodium]

Archive REACTING TO HATE COMMENTS!!!!!
May 20, 2022

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Clintonberg]

Actively losing weight doesn't involve the same 5lb gain/loss cycle between binges and bowel movements, Amber.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Special means retarded, Dawn.

Still werks...

"We don't know the truth because we aren't as special retarded as she is."

 

[WasabiPasta]

Couldn't sit through the entire thing, just skipped around the video, but I'll summarize: this is 24 minutes of Amber eye fucking herself. Still fat. Still boring.

 

[JambledUpWords]

What I'm loving for her is that her clutzy ass will dribble her detergent and softener down the sides of those bottles so often that the labels will be toasted in a matter of weeks. What a waste of money.

That, and this dumb bitch paid 30 bucks for a pair of plastic bottles.
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I don’t see why she can’t just use Tide pods. They have softener, stain remover, and detergent all in one. They are easy to use and you just plop them in based on how much laundry you have. It would be simpler and given Al’s sedentary lifestyle, she’d be less likely to tire her arms out trying to pump out the right amount of detergent and softener. The “cute” things Al goes for at times are impractical for her given the weight of her arms. Not like it will bother her enough to actually lose weight, but she really doesn’t think things through.

As a side note, it’s nice to check back in this thread again and see that Al’s taste for decor is just as tacky as it was a few years ago. Like everything else, she’ll have a phase, and then proceed to get rid of it for new stuff to suit her desire to consoom.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

Her pouty expression in the thumbnail makes me want to vomit. I don't even have to watch the video to know she eye-fucks herself while lickeeen her lips the entire time.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Her pouty cunty face she pulls makes me fill with so much rage. This ain't it gorl though. She has been really, really leaning on this reacting to hate shit the last few weeks like DSP oddly enough. I think its a thing lolcows do when they're in heat death so they try to make their audience react in any way possible. The problem is the subject cannot become the administrator because it does not work that way. It's like going into a lab and the monkeys are doing the experiment rather than the scientists.

I do admit the only enjoyment I get and probably most of us in this thread get is watching her flounder. I am not saying it's Chantal screaming "she hates white people" but it's pretty enjoyable. The content though is beyond shit though

 

[dfranki723]

Ew,
Who fucking watches a video of themselves being obnoxious and sits there nodding and smiling? Bitch, you didn't ''know'' about your ''cancer'' or any other physical health problem. You can't even tell when your stomach is full. Your IQ is basically nonexistent, as is your self awareness.

I love that she STILL rags on OJ despite shovelling mountains of anything and everything into her mouth. Also, no amount of make-up will ever make you look like anything besides Peter Griffin. Deal with it.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I don’t see why she can’t just use Tide pods. They have softener, stain remover, and detergent all in one. They are easy to use and you just plop them in based on how much laundry you have. It would be simpler and given Al’s sedentary lifestyle, she’d be less likely to tire her arms out trying to pump out the right amount of detergent and softener. The “cute” things Al goes for at times are impractical for her given the weight of her arms. Not like it will bother her enough to actually lose weight, but she really doesn’t think things through.

As a side note, it’s nice to check back in this thread again and see that Al’s taste for decor is just as tacky as it was a few years ago. Like everything else, she’ll have a phase, and then proceed to get rid of it for new stuff to suit her desire to consoom.

She's the reason Tide Pods have a child lock on them. And she wont be able to get them open, so wifey would have to open them (Love you babe) and then she'd transfer them to another jar labeled "Tide Pods"

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I don’t see why she can’t just use Tide pods. They have softener, stain remover, and detergent all in one. They are easy to use and you just plop them in based on how much laundry you have. It would be simpler and given Al’s sedentary lifestyle, she’d be less likely to tire her arms out trying to pump out the right amount of detergent and softener. The “cute” things Al goes for at times are impractical for her given the weight of her arms. Not like it will bother her enough to actually lose weight, but she really doesn’t think things through.

As a side note, it’s nice to check back in this thread again and see that Al’s taste for decor is just as tacky as it was a few years ago. Like everything else, she’ll have a phase, and then proceed to get rid of it for new stuff to suit her desire to consoom.

You think Amber is the one who's doing the washing in the luxury villa??

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

You think Amber is the one who's doing the washing in the luxury villa??

If it's washing her vadge, that would be no one.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

If it's washing her vadge, that would be no one.

Ummmmmmmmm u guise have to reaulihze, Amber's dainty period hole is kept sparkling clean by Wipey licking it every hour because of all that sexy sex they have every day

 

[FatalTater]

Fat Amber isn't so much a lesbian as she is autosexual. I'm surprised she doesn't just cover the walls with mirrors like a dance studio and be done with it.

Keep watching your own content though gorl. That's a total winning strategy you got there.

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[Shitted Scaredless]

I don’t see why she can’t just use Tide pods. They have softener, stain remover, and detergent all in one. They are easy to use and you just plop them in based on how much laundry you have. It would be simpler and given Al’s sedentary lifestyle, she’d be less likely to tire her arms out trying to pump out the right amount of detergent and softener. The “cute” things Al goes for at times are impractical for her given the weight of her arms. Not like it will bother her enough to actually lose weight, but she really doesn’t think things through.

As a side note, it’s nice to check back in this thread again and see that Al’s taste for decor is just as tacky as it was a few years ago. Like everything else, she’ll have a phase, and then proceed to get rid of it for new stuff to suit her desire to consoom.

She'd eat them.

 

[pistolwhipped]

Holy shit, is it me or is she somehow 10x more boring than she used to be? Call me when she has the next health scare. Yawn