It's the end of the world and we must build a Kiwicompound to assure the survival of the Sperg Race.

[Retink]

What skills can you contribute Kiwi comrade?

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Post reserved for contributing autism

 

[Shidoen]

Build Ram Truck Convention

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

I can pound a nail and pound whiskey but you already know which one I'll be doing

 

[Jason Wynn]

The apocalypse is a stressful situation. People need to be able to keep their heads to survive. I can greatly relieve stress…if you get my meaning

 

[AMHOLIO]

Use me as part of the base to ensure we have enough human sacrifices to appease the gods.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Build a decoy compound full of land mines and model train sets right near the real compound.

 

[SandyCat]

I can offer a Italian BMT from subway and obscene amounts of weird furry porn. I also have a slightly used computer power supply of questionable quality that's been sitting around for about 2 years incase there's any epic fortnite gamers

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I will be the sitcom appraiser.

 

[Retink]

The apocalypse is a stressful situation. People need to be able to keep their heads to survive. I can greatly relieve stress…if you get my meaning

Sir, this is a male only compound and we won't tolerate faggotry, such as having sex with men, or worse having sex with women.

Build a decoy compound full of land mines and model train sets right near the real compound.

You fool, you'll doom our entire colony!

I can offer a Italian BMT from subway and obscene amounts of weird furry porn. I also have a slightly used computer power supply of questionable quality that's been sitting around for about 2 years incase there's any epic fortnite gamers

Well, we do need more power supplies. You drive a hard bargain but it's a clever tactic sandwiching your degeneracy between bribery.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'll be your mom's personal bodyguard.

 

[Russian Bot]

If you want to repopulate the earth quicker, you'll need my extra speedy lovemaking skills. Logistically it just makes sense.

 

[King Fructose]

I can rub two sticks together to start a fire

 

[JethroTullamore]

I know random useless facts about the sonic franchise.

 

[Retink]

I know random useless facts about the sonic franchise.

You shall be the mayor, we need men of your caliber to lead us in these troubling times.

 

[Shidoen]

If you want to repopulate the earth quicker, you'll need my extra speedy lovemaking skills. Logistically it just makes sense.

Well now your early cumming is a virtue in a dying world at least.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

looking around this room, I can safely say we're doomed

 

[I am vomit]

If you need surgery I'm good at cutting people open and leaving them in the middle of the road. Let's see what we can do with that.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'm a good hugger

 

[Skitarii]

Turning off the life support systems and watching all of you die painfully