Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

I don't know why people take things so seriously.

You know the answer already:

 

[feral cat #6385]

The point they seem to be missing is that he doesn't rely on these big daytime shows to drive his superchats. He gets the majority of them from his nitetime spergfests. And you can't copy those.

Well said good sir. Nick is the pied piper of the 'tists.

 

[threesquares]

Depp v. Turd is an outlier. No one is going to watch Legal Bytes or Emily Baker over Nick (and hopefully Branca) for trials like the "I doubt it" good old boys.

I was watching Emily Baker only when she had Runkle on. Her chat is all women. As soon as the celebrity figures dissapear, so will the wine moms and their husbands' superchats money.

 

[GhostButt]

Depp v. Turd is an outlier. No one is going to watch Legal Bytes or Emily Baker over Nick (and hopefully Branca) for trials like the "I doubt it" good old boys.

I was watching Emily Baker only when she had Runkle on. Her chat is all women. As soon as the celebrity figures dissapear, so will the wine moms and their husbands' superchats money.

But plenty of celeb bs for them to thrive as well, but yeah typically it's a different market demo

 

[AnOminous]

Depp v. Turd is an outlier. No one is going to watch Legal Bytes or Emily Baker over Nick (and hopefully Branca) for trials like the "I doubt it" good old boys.

I was watching Emily Baker only when she had Runkle on. Her chat is all women. As soon as the celebrity figures dissapear, so will the wine moms and their husbands' superchats money.

I just don't think it's going to be all that often that celebrity litigation is going to intersect with the political stuff Nick's audience likes.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

I just don't think it's going to be all that often that celebrity litigation is going to intersect with the political stuff Nick's audience likes.

Let's be honest here, Rekieta's show covers more than just various political stuff. It's more like politics mixed with various degeneracy of the internet that end up attracting weirdos like Ethan Ralph. You'd be far fetched to get stuff like the daily unbreaded and gunt cat on Legalbytes or Emily Baker's channels.

 

[electronic elephant]

Didn't Nick claim he'd do a daytime stream at 1 pm today? He should reclaim his grifter crown just based on the number of times he's cucked us out of non-trial daytime shows.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Didn't Nick claim he'd do a daytime stream at 1 pm today? He should reclaim his grifter crown just based on the number of times he's cucked us out of non-trial daytime shows.

I remember him saying that last night.
Something must have come up?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Didn't Nick claim he'd do a daytime stream at 1 pm today? He should reclaim his grifter crown just based on the number of times he's cucked us out of non-trial daytime shows.

Yes he did. Something must have come up with one of the indeterminate number of children he has.

 

[TheClappening]

I just don't think it's going to be all that often that celebrity litigation is going to intersect with the political stuff Nick's audience likes.

Outside of outliers like MeToo (Depp v. Heard) and people literally dying (Alec Baldwin) the world of celebrities is far removed from the stuff Nick normally covers. His stuff is more grounded in regular Joe issues (self defense stuff like Reeves or Rittenhouse) or off kilter pop culture bullshittery like Vic or Keemstar or Chris-Chan.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I don't know why people take things so seriously.

Because it's fun.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Stream tonight:

 

[feral cat #6385]

Alita does a great job with her superchats. Her system is very good.

 

[TheClappening]

Nick's back to reading lolsuits. Feels cozy, like a warm bath.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

lol Nick is how many years into this and still can't learn to archive shit.

Edit: Nick btfo'd https://politiquerepublic.substack....inners?s=r&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

 

[TheClappening]

Okay, "bone lipped ooga ooga" actually made me laugh.

 

[The Mat Harris]

ok this is getting pretty concerning. at this point the streams are like 5 hours long on average(non trial)
when does he even sleep.

 

[TheClappening]

ok this is getting pretty concerning. at this point the streams are like 5 hours long on average(non trial)
when does he even sleep.

His narcolepsy lets him collapse like a dead man at the drop of a hat. Probably pays his kids to jump on him when he needs to wake up.

Real talk, he's probably just used to it, plus provigil.

 

[Allanon]

Elon's accusations are another in a long line of cases where I've become convinced that NDAs are useless for settlements. If you're settling to dodge bad press over some accusation or another, maybe just take them to court anyway, especially if you're in the right. Apparently nobody actually listens to these NDAs and they just come forward with the information anyway when it suits them.

also I think Nick was just joking about that weird twitter thread about horses, but...man. Why are people so weird about women? Anyone who has ever possessed a vagina can soundly debunk the bizarre 'riding a horse and motorcycle is a sexual experience' claims. Saddle-sore is a thing for both genders for the same reason, but people apparently lose their minds as soon as they attempt to imagine being a woman and come to a weird conclusion that it must be sexual for them.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Elon's accusations are another in a long line of cases where I've become convinced that NDAs are useless for settlements. If you're settling to dodge bad press over some accusation or another, maybe just take them to court anyway, especially if you're in the right. Apparently nobody actually listens to these NDAs and they just come forward with the information anyway when it suits them.

also I think Nick was just joking about that weird twitter thread about horses, but...man. Why are people so weird about women? Anyone who has ever possessed a vagina can soundly debunk the bizarre 'riding a horse and motorcycle is a sexual experience' claims. Saddle-sore is a thing for both genders for the same reason, but people apparently lose their minds as soon as they attempt to imagine being a woman and come to a weird conclusion that it must be sexual for them.

This is one of those taboo topics people are shy about addressing in public so they use euphemisms. The core implication with women into horses is they are into fucking the horses. Same with women who own big dogs. For some reason most normies don't like discussing women fucking animals.