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[BunchofMunch]

Dogs use every part of the animal, as they say.

Kevin would also keep them fed for a minute.

I would never feed my dog something as rancid as Kevin, but I guess the tranch dogs has been desensitised to the AM hole stench.

Correction: Two, maybe two-and-a-half Troon suits. Mandozer is one fat fuck, is what I'm sayin'.

Depends on who is supposed to be using it, Kevin can at least use the extra gunt space.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

You either die by 41%ng yourself, or you live long enough to become Earl.

What if the real Earl was the friends we made along the way?

 

[Bridget]

I am going to try to make this sucinct as possible, so I'm going to type and then edit it like Kreuger so appologies if theres some rapid train of thought track switches and maybe context that got dropped:
There are different rules for 'stock' animals and for pets. Sheriffs via DAs (via lobbies) are discouraged from all but most aggregious stock animal welfare cases for two reasons.
Firstly, doing it opens the door for PETA crazies to start calling about the KFC chicken farm every hours. Second, the animals seized/processed are not likely to see a better outcome. They most likely just see the slaughter house early. (Also as these are economic assets, there is a case of income loss/civil case to be had. Even if he local department prevails, the suite eats resources and the plaintiff is likely to be judgement proof.)
In cases where its pretty fucking bad, the Sheriff usually just applies threats and connections to get the abusers to sell the animals (to another farmer or the meat processor) or turn them over to a rescue by threats of seizure.

Horses are the only most exception to this rule since in the US they are practically pets, and there are crazy horse people who get really uppity about horse treatment.

anyway, let me apply my experiences in another state to the tranch.
The Tranchers have rescue Alpaca - alpaca already abandoned or turned over. These Alpaca have no where to go. They are starving but not OBVIOUSLY in agony. The rescue should be checking up on them, but for "novelty" livestock like Alpaca... no one cares. Resources are scarce and disproportionately go to horses - likely why the Tranch hosted that rescue horse for a while, trying to get in on the equine grift. So the rescue gives the tranch their free hay and just pretends they are getting take of. Sort of like the foster-care system. Even if south-american specializing vet Dr. Joseph L. Camelidlover was elected sheriff of Tranch County, the usual thing that happens is just an admonishment.

Again, Kiwis have done autistic analysis to show the alpaca are starving. The Sheriff, who is not a trained vet, will roll up and see animals that aren't obviously bleeding or diseased, then shrug and say "Looks fine to me, case closed". The Rescue doesn't want to deal with trying to rehome 100+ alpaca so the most they might do is stop sending fresh ones the Tranch's way; the ones that are currently inside Alpacaschwitz, their fate is already sealed.

unless the tranchers start physically abusing the animals to leaving obviously injured animals, they will keep getting away with it.


anyway, tl;dr
Animal welfare for stock animals is a bitch. Tranch alpaca grift will continue. The ovens at Alpacaschwitz will run day an night. Or rather they would but the Tranchers will probably run out of propane.

Nevar forget the six gorillion lives lost at Alpacaschwitz.

 

[discombobulate]

Horses are the only most exception to this rule since in the US they are practically pets, and there are crazy horse people who get really uppity about horse treatment.

Even then, I know of a town that bitterly disincorporated itself in a slim vote to avoid enforcing animal welfare laws for a very sad horse.

 

[AMHOLIO]

So what will happen to the alpacas? Abandonment or rehoming? I could see fat Paul coldly shooting them in the face one by one and letting Alyssa play with the animal parts for witchcraft.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

So what will happen to the alpacas? Abandonment or rehoming? I could see fat Paul coldly shooting them in the face one by one and letting Alyssa play with the animal parts for witchcraft.

https://missionwolf.org/

 

[Brain Problems]

I am going to try to make this sucinct as possible, so I'm going to type and then edit it like Kreuger so appologies if theres some rapid train of thought track switches and maybe context that got dropped:
There are different rules for 'stock' animals and for pets. Sheriffs via DAs (via lobbies) are discouraged from all but most aggregious stock animal welfare cases for two reasons.
Firstly, doing it opens the door for PETA crazies to start calling about the KFC chicken farm every hours. Second, the animals seized/processed are not likely to see a better outcome. They most likely just see the slaughter house early. (Also as these are economic assets, there is a case of income loss/civil case to be had. Even if he local department prevails, the suite eats resources and the plaintiff is likely to be judgement proof.)
In cases where its pretty fucking bad, the Sheriff usually just applies threats and connections to get the abusers to sell the animals (to another farmer or the meat processor) or turn them over to a rescue by threats of seizure.

Horses are the only most exception to this rule since in the US they are practically pets, and there are crazy horse people who get really uppity about horse treatment.

anyway, let me apply my experiences in another state to the tranch.
The Tranchers have rescue Alpaca - alpaca already abandoned or turned over. These Alpaca have no where to go. They are starving but not OBVIOUSLY in agony. The rescue should be checking up on them, but for "novelty" livestock like Alpaca... no one cares. Resources are scarce and disproportionately go to horses - likely why the Tranch hosted that rescue horse for a while, trying to get in on the equine grift. So the rescue gives the tranch their free hay and just pretends they are getting take of. Sort of like the foster-care system. Even if south-american specializing vet Dr. Joseph L. Camelidlover was elected sheriff of Tranch County, the usual thing that happens is just an admonishment.

Again, Kiwis have done autistic analysis to show the alpaca are starving. The Sheriff, who is not a trained vet, will roll up and see animals that aren't obviously bleeding or diseased, then shrug and say "Looks fine to me, case closed". The Rescue doesn't want to deal with trying to rehome 100+ alpaca so the most they might do is stop sending fresh ones the Tranch's way; the ones that are currently inside Alpacaschwitz, their fate is already sealed.

unless the tranchers start physically abusing the animals to leaving obviously injured animals, they will keep getting away with it.


anyway, tl;dr
Animal welfare for stock animals is a bitch. Tranch alpaca grift will continue. The ovens at Alpacaschwitz will run day an night. Or rather they would but the Tranchers will probably run out of propane.

What a blackpill for the those among us with an ounce of empathy for these poor fuckin' animals that don't know any better.

And the Alpacas.

 

[sperginity]

Are these laws being enforced strictly enough?

IME everyone talks big about animal cruelty and there's public outcry every time a high profile animal cruelty case happens - cranky old woman dragging her dog behind her car for 15 kilometers straight or backyard breeders caught doing something real fucking fucked up - but they usually get away with extremely lenient sentences: six months of jail suspended for two-three years and/or paying a fine of up to €1000.

I'm fairly certain all of them aren't using their legal names publicly either.

the tranch has been a pain in the ass of the community, which makes the chances of enforcement go way up. It is one thing to call a whole town bigots & transphobes, it is another to call them those names and then dump a truckload of animal corpses on the local government.

 

[Bob_]

I have every faith the these true and honest woman have developed the motherly and protective instincts common to their gender and would never abandon the alpacas to a horrible fate.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I've taken a look at the Tran Ranch and Pennywise' peronal twatter accounts to try see if they're still there.
All evidence points to "yes, they haven't bailed yet".

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Apparently there's a winter storm warning out as well. (archive)


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Full image:

That floor doesn't look good.


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Full images:


Some areas seem to have a different shade compared to the rest. The space between the two interior doors in the 4th photo and the space between the exterior door and the window to its right in the 1st and 4th photos come to mind. IMO lighting don't explain that adequately, but any professional opinion would be welcome. Same for the doors and windows: they look a tad bit old to me and replacing them should have been planned with this house flip, but I'm not a professional.

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The rest is either unimportant bullshit or content that's already been posted and archived. They haven't been tweeting much these past couple days.

 

[Hippopatumus]

Oof

 

[Sneed Weed]

Happy 15,000th ya spergs


Here's to hoping we get another 15,000 posts of this tranch sideshow

 

[Bob_]

Call me old fashioned, but roller and brush gives you amazing results when doing interiors, it shits me that they are doing bodgy spray jobs. Why are they doing floors when they haven't finished around the windows. Why didn't they mask the floor properly.

I can't wait to see how badly they fuck the floors up. As someone who has personally tried to do floors before getting the shits and paying a professional to do it, it is a shit job and so easy, as an amateur, to mess up.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Happy 15,000th ya spergs
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Here's to hoping we get another 15,000 posts of this tranch sideshow

good luck with that, kevins in bongland, bonehead's long gone, and the place is going up in smoke (figurativley but soon who knows)

 

[Miss Misery]

Even if they were going to sand the floor (which my god way to fuck THAT up) why would you not fucking tape and mask the floor when you painted anyway? Jesus fucking CHRIST they can't manage to do a single thing properly.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Happy 15,000th ya spergs
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Here's to hoping we get another 15,000 posts of this tranch sideshow

Mazeltov to my favorite thread on this godforsaken website


Edit:
Just saw the floor pictures and I am flabbergasted. I can kind of understand fucking up drywall installation, but a friggin floor? It is even apparently the sort of floor tiles you just put on the floor and make go click to connect them.

Also, how fuckin hard is it to use a measuring tape and a spirit level to figure out how to put some fucking tiles on the floor without making them look like a Picasso picture?!

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Whatever was screwing with the people at Skinwalker Ranch should come and take these people away.

 

[Oxyjen]

Call me old fashioned, but roller and brush gives you amazing results when doing interiors, it shits me that they are doing bodgy spray jobs. Why are they doing floors when they haven't finished around the windows. Why didn't they mask the floor properly.

I can't wait to see how badly they fuck the floors up. As someone who has personally tried to do floors before getting the shits and paying a professional to do it, it is a shit job and so easy, as an amateur, to mess up.

You’re absolutely right that if you’re struggling with it, you’re better off cutting your losses and hiring a professional.

As an aside, all the after pictures make me depressed. No matter what the lighting is like, the eye is immediately drawn to the patchwork of surfaces with that horrible textured-yet-reflective finish, every edge and join not quite being aligned, the visible lumpy seams, the unfinished reveals. Imagine living with that, it would really get to you.


Leas raging and more attention to detail, dickhead.

 

[duckbutter&toejamsandwich]

I've taken a look at the Tran Ranch and Pennywise' peronal twatter accounts to try see if they're still there.
All evidence points to "yes, they haven't bailed yet".
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Apparently there's a winter storm warning out as well. (archive)

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That floor doesn't look good.

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Some areas seem to have a different shade compared to the rest. The space between the two interior doors in the 4th photo and the space between the exterior door and the window to its right in the 1st and 4th photos come to mind. IMO lighting don't explain that adequately, but any professional opinion would be welcome. Same for the doors and windows: they look a tad bit old to me and replacing them should have been planned with this house flip, but I'm not a professional.

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The rest is either unimportant bullshit or content that's already been posted and archived. They haven't been tweeting much these past couple days.

Those seams are lumpier than a bowl of Nana's oatmeal. If the cosmetic shit looks this bad, how bad is everything behind the drywall?

 

[Squirrelcop]

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