The plain sausage-shaped neopeens look weird, but something about the glansplasties disturbs me even more, it's so obvious that they just went in and scooped around to make a "bulge."
Like, if a "natural" glans (on a circumcized dick) looks like this: =====O
The neophallus glans looks like this: OOOOO=O
Excuse the terrible ASCII art but you see what I mean, the natural glans is an actual ridge, but these ones it's no wider than the rest of the tube, just with a chunk carved out above it and a scar like you got your dick caught in a meat slicer.
Christ, I have heard that phase "is it bigger than a baby's arm" but that literally looks like a baby's arm, girl you weren't supposed to take it literally