DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Fucking really? How the fuck does he function? Engineering is one of those fields where emotional people without grit tend to get weeded out rather quickly. How do you go from being calm, rational, disciplined and pretty smart to feeling as though you owe a random 40-year old asshole on the internet $25 a day? That is 100% some sort of mental illness. Get some help, Jeff.

I wonder if he had no one to turn to with his wife's death and all it took was one pity I'm sorry to hear that email reply from the pigropach to make him a lifelong paypig
 
I was idling in his chat when whoever dropped his 5 gifted members that weren't accepted with the option enabled. I got nothing. My youtube account is pretty old(10+ years) but I've only been subbed to Dave for the past week trying to snipe a gifted member from one of his dents. Maybe time subbed has something to do with it. I've had memberships to other youtube channels so if Youtube has some kind of secret account trust score "behind the scenes" mine would surely be very high since I have been actually stupid enough to send youtube money.
Had you typed in his chat recently? One thing I'm not really sure of is if you need to be in the chat participants list to receive the membership, I believe you do?
 
I was thinking this too, but DSP would never agree to any type of boxing match. The guy has ran away from or cowered in fear at any sort of physical confrontation he's been faced with. Dude even admitted to crying when those FGC guys pressed him in a parking lot. Keemstar told Ethan Ralph that if he agreed to the fight against Andy Warksi he'd be guaranteed about 100k. Even though DSP could get a lot of gacha pulls and door dash out of 100k he's still too much of a coward to do it. No idea who'd he even fight, WingsofRedemption maybe? Pretty sure that big ol country boy would knock Phil out.


He won't even have match of Street Fighter with the mic turned on, as if he'd do so in real life.
 
I was thinking this too, but DSP would never agree to any type of boxing match. The guy has ran away from or cowered in fear at any sort of physical confrontation he's been faced with. Dude even admitted to crying when those FGC guys pressed him in a parking lot. Keemstar told Ethan Ralph that if he agreed to the fight against Andy Warksi he'd be guaranteed about 100k. Even though DSP could get a lot of gacha pulls and door dash out of 100k he's still too much of a coward to do it. No idea who'd he even fight, WingsofRedemption maybe? Pretty sure that big ol country boy would knock Phil out.
Don't worry, DSP will convince Keem that getting Phil and the other guy to do DX crotch chops at the crowd instead of fighting will be much more epic than some boxing match.
 
Power walking are you a retired gandamother or fat house wife Phil?
What's the theory behind all this old shit Phil is dredging up, he's talking a lot about his past lately? I just find it strange and a dumb idea.

40 years old and you speak like a child who just learnt their first swear words and not just that but you have been using the same excuse in video games since your "tournament days" till now of dropped inputs and blaming the controller you literally have been using the same excuse for over 20 fucking years.
Sounds like a cool guy


Phil has been blaming dropped inputs for over 20 fucking years ...talk about lazy writing.
 
I recall Keem was trying to arrange something with Ralph in the UK, could he be trying to make lolcow boxing a thing? 🌈🌈🌈🌈
No, during their most recent beef, Keem had said that he wanted to give the guy a semi-regular spot on his show to review stuff or just ramble about nonsense (I'm too lazy to go back and check out which). Alternatively, he tried to make a documentary on wings earlier this year but Jordie said he'd only agree to it if Keem bought him a new car. Probably most likely to do with a doc.
 
It was a powerplay; he was never serious about having him on. It bruises Phil's ego by insinuating "I can employ you under me because I'm so much more successful".
The way Keem described it made it sound like a joke segment. I don't think you can trust anything the gnome says but hiring Phil just to mock him would be very on brand
 
What you have for dinner Phil? I hope Kat and Jasper are OK, ignore Keem he's a troll. See you for Skyrim later, can't wait.

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Power walking are you a retired gandamother or fat house wife Phil?
What's the theory behind all this old shit Phil is dredging up, he's talking a lot about his past lately? I just find it strange and a dumb idea.

40 years old and you speak like a child who just learnt their first swear words and not just that but you have been using the same excuse in video games since your "tournament days" till now of dropped inputs and blaming the controller you literally have been using the same excuse for over 20 fucking years.
Sounds like a cool guy


Phil has been blaming dropped inputs for over 20 fucking years ...talk about lazy writing.
Dave said he walked a mile and was sweaty enough to need a shower when he got back in. But also he totally did 25 pushups without breaking a sweat.

Ya think he left the gated community? I can't imagine him actually going out where a 'tractor could get at him easily.
 
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Hates Keemstar but thats probably his first block-unblock in years lmaooo
Phail needs the drama.
Because phill thinks breastfeeding is disgusting because he's a fucking dinosaur,
He shouldn't considering he was still swinging from his mother's nipple at what........25?
 
Snowkarl had a good $/salt ratio but he's still a cuck for giving Phil money
Not really, the salt is free, the paypig cuck just sprinkled WWE CHAMPIONS TIME pulls on top of it and then jacked off in public over what a great troll they were. Ironic fans in denial are the worst.
For you guys who troll in DSP's chat, tonight is an example of why you may not want to opt-in to gifted memberships. It looks like memberships that aren't accepted end up refunded.
I still have no clue where this "opt in" option even is and I'm not bothering looking for it another second since I couldn't find it days ago within a few clicks. I think I have a script block enabled that's hiding it maybe, I don't know?
Had you typed in his chat recently? One thing I'm not really sure of is if you need to be in the chat participants list to receive the membership, I believe you do?
Watching the gifted subs that go out so far, I suspect this isn't the case. I don't know for sure either way though, just like you.
 
Fresh off of today's prestream
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wait, he claims only gets money people contribute, he gets NOTHING from companies for doing what he's doing.

Did it finally happen? Did he get demonetized? So like no more youtube payments, or google ad sense or any ads on his videos?

yes semantics, but do we forget who we're dealing with here?

(Edit to clarify, apparently, he's claiming he only gets money, like he's PBS from "viewers like you" ofc he's getting youtube money which comes from ads which are in short sponsorships, it's semantics yes but this is DarkSemanticsPhil )
 
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