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[Danger Hair Don't Care]

I Doubleposted like a tard because mobilefagging so here's the latest Kevo update:

Kevin Had Sex

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Kevin the wordly man
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Kevin confirmed returning. Limey Kiwis on suicide watch
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Kevin having 0 manners and being unable to read a room.
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General archive

I love how he brags about applying sunscreen "once". You're supposed to apply it every day, you retard - that's a big reason your skin looks like shit!!

 

[A Grey Cat]

I love how he brags about applying sunscreen "once". You're supposed to apply it every day, you retard - that's a big reason your skin looks like shit!!

actually its a noticeable LACK of sunshine that's contributed to his skin being so grossly pale and unhealthy.

 

[Miss Misery]

There are still card issuers handing out chipless cards?

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Why yes I did just swallow a bunch of cum, why do you ask?

Imagine if Kev gets exposed to monkey pox from all his degenerate sex. Filthy faggot.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Imagine if Kev gets exposed to monkey pox from all his degenerate sex. Filthy faggot.

I doubt it because getting monkeypox requires taking it up the ass and Kev never got the hang of anal.

 

[Geranium]

They could get married, and Kev would have to fill in paperwork designed for a thai bride or illiterate Pakistani cousin from the fields.

Family visas have a minimum income requirement of about £19,000. Savings can count but I doubt Steb is rolling in family money - home is a tall but narrow terrace house divided into four flats, and sales records peg his as being worth less than the others (it's the basement flat). Plenty of shitholes in N7.

 

[Miss Misery]

Steb's dad can't even support himself, to say nothing of his retarded son PLUS an amhole - unless his situation has VASTLY improved in the past 6 years.

However, he remains unemployed and suffers from depression and post-traumatic stress disorder. Now 56 and living on benefits in Crouch End...

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Man, I know Kevin is no where near famous enough, but I would absolutely love a MeatCanyon parody of his trip to the UK.

Guess I'll just have to rewatch the Nikocado Avacado one.

Kevin is his own MeatCanyon parody.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Kevin: I want to have a tube put down my throat so I can be force-fed cum like a paté duck.

Also Kevin: Sucking dick is big scurry because sometimes you get a load that tastes like a month-old Funyon that fell behind the couch.

 

[Piss Bear]

Imagine if Kev gets exposed to monkey pox from all his degenerate sex. Filthy faggot.

All he did was suck Steb’s stub.

Kev never got the hang of anal.

This is such a sorry excuse on Kev’s part. He’s such a lazy fuck. His entire sexuality revolves around laying in bed like a dead fish so I’m assuming he’s just too lazy to douche and shave his asshole.

 

[MissAnthropist]

All he did was suck Steb’s stub.


This is such a sorry excuse on Kev’s part. He’s such a lazy fuck. His entire sexuality revolves around laying in bed like a dead fish so I’m assuming he’s just too lazy to douche and shave his asshole.

You forget that he discovered poppers since that statement about anal. One of the times he was with Wedge and Neck more recently he tweeted about worrying about overdosing on poppers and how much he likes them, with the heavy suggestion that Neck and Wedge had breached the second Amhole vigorously. I believe his actual words were something something poppers slut mode huff dyfgfssshhgd.

ETA: Here's the aforementioned tweets

 

[A Grey Cat]

You forget that he discovered poppers since that statement about anal. One of the times he was with Wedge and Neck more recently he tweeted about worrying about overdosing on poppers and how much he likes them, with the heavy suggestion that Neck and Wedge had breached the second Amhole vigorously. I believe his actual words were something something poppers slut mode huff dyfgfssshhgd.

ETA: Here's the aforementioned tweets
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These tweets are more Islamic than London right now. Which reminds me stay outta the no go zones that have become little Kabul if you know what's good for you kevin.

 

[Thumb Butler]

It's just too horrifying. Step's mom, living in a tiny London flat, hearing her sped son and the strange older "foreign internet friend" doing the nasty. No way they're trying to keep the noise down.

 

[Meiwaku]

You forget that he discovered poppers since that statement about anal. One of the times he was with Wedge and Neck more recently he tweeted about worrying about overdosing on poppers and how much he likes them, with the heavy suggestion that Neck and Wedge had breached the second Amhole vigorously. I believe his actual words were something something poppers slut mode huff dyfgfssshhgd.

ETA: Here's the aforementioned tweets
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That's so Islamic because you're basically associating all homosexuals with doing slutty drugs. I know that's basically his MO but for some reason it really surprises me because his entire personality is trying to be a goddamn stereotype. He really has no mind of his own

 

[MissAnthropist]

That's so Islamic because you're basically associating all homosexuals with doing slutty drugs. I know that's basically his MO but for some reason it really surprises me because his entire personality is trying to be a goddamn stereotype. He really has no mind of his own

Personally, I took the "major gay milestone" to be lots and lots of butt secks not a reference to the drugs necessarily. I think that was the evening Kevvy "got the hang of" anal, in other words.

(I'm sorry for spelling this out, I'll take my ratings)

 

[Meiwaku]

Personally, I took the "major gay milestone" to be lots and lots of butt secks not a reference to the drugs necessarily. I think that was the evening Kevvy "got the hang of" anal, in other words.

(I'm sorry for spelling this out, I'll take my ratings)

I feel like if he got his butt touched by their micro dicks he would have posted about it directly. Kevin isn't exactly known for being a lyrical wordsmith when it comes to literary allusions.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Didn't he later apologize for not wanting to have the sekz all the time or was that some other time?

Oral sex is the only thing Kevin seems able to provide and then it's with the guy doing all the work while Kevin lays there with his mouth open. He even seem too lazy for handjobs.

 

[FinnSven]

Steb's dad can't even support himself, to say nothing of his retarded son PLUS an amhole - unless his situation has VASTLY improved in the past 6 years.

After that article he would have made some money. Not as successful as he was in his youth, but there would be a number of old contacts and fans who would come back to him after he was exonerated.

Apparently even Glitter sells some records.

The music biz is an industry that once you are in, you’re in.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

I feel like if he got his butt touched by their micro dicks he would have posted about it directly. Kevin isn't exactly known for being a lyrical wordsmith when it comes to literary allusions.

I agree. I think the gay milestone he means is poppers themselves. It probably makes him feel more queer and valid.

 

[Opiophile]

I love Kevin's blatant misogyny. Melting your brain cells with poppers is equivalent to being a woman. Great job Kev, very progressive of you.

Although, if he actually did have anal sex with Necky and Wedge, his poppers binge would be a great distillation of his lifestyle. Melt brain with drugs for gay sex and destroy the functionality of an orifice. That's a 2 birds 1 stone situation for these insane troons.