See that's option 1 to Ralph because he will take it as a massive W. He could do exactly what you said and within an hour he will have convinced himself of his own lies. This is a good outcome though because a victorious Ralph is an extra retarded Ralph.
Holy fuck, that guy looks like Adam Warski. Put on your waders because the blood is going to be knee high.
And fat retards who don't know how to dress themselves to work with their body type. You see obese black women doing the same shit.
Yeah, but Ralph has diabetes.
The mare's parents.
The mare's parents + her Subway paychecks.
I mean he probably does because morbid obesity mixed with alcoholism and piss poor diet is THE way to get that shit but is it confirmed at all?
He would drink himself to death just to keep up appearances before he gave the ayylawgs a W that big.
You could ask Alice if his piss tastes sweet
his fragile ego is still bruised from the last trip. he took a very massive loss very publicly. It caused daddy jim to finally break silence, people have been laughing at him about it for months. He's been seething and he cries inside like the bitch he is every single time he hears on some stream "he flew to portugal to spite andy warski and got beat the fuck up". So this is his 100% cope vacation, abandoning his newborn child and forever fiance, to fly out and prove to people on the internet that he's not afraid. That he can go to portugal and not get beat up, so when someone brings up the first trip he can fire back with "well I went back! I AINT AFRAID OF NOTHING but I won't get into a boxing ring or fight anyone on camera ever". He's a bitch made faggot with an incredibly fragile ego. If he does get beat this time, he legit might commit suicide.
That and he can't stand being at home because there is a crying baby and a horse who wouldn't escape the paddock even when he left the gate open, repeatedly.
He could be hiding drugs in the Gunt flaps. No way in hell any TSA officer is paid enough to check that shit.
