Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Tell me you have never been to Russia without telling me you have never been to Russia.

Anyway, thanks!
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Here, have some more footage of the assault on Lyman while you seethe

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And some from Kherson

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And one with music so you can seethe in rythm
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that's a pretty impressive montage of Russia Wheeling around 1950s artillery and pretending to be badass. it reminds me of a similar montage of russian artillery that was 40 kilometers long and headed towards Kyiv.

I was totally planning on visiting Russia with my extended family but at the last minute my cousins expressed concern about the safety and continued virginity of their 6 year old sons and daughters so instead we visited the Democratic Republic of the Congo which turned out to be a safer destination; only two out of five of the children got raped and only the girls.

 

[Ponzo]

that's a pretty impressive montage of Russia Wheeling around 1950s vehicles and pretending to be badass. it reminds me of a similar montage of russian vehicles that was 40 miles long and headed to Kyiv.

You know that Ukraine uses the same vehicles right? They just have far less. And beats going around the world begging for tanks and weapons like Zelensky.

But fear not, theres also the newer TOS-1 and the Terminator

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

You know that Ukraine uses the same vehicles right? They just have far less. And beats going around the world begging for tanks and weapons like Zelensky.

But fear not, theres also the newer TOS-1 and the Terminator

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Ukraine uses the same vehicles because they stole a bunch from the failed invasion of Kiev and the failed invasion of Kherson and the failed invasion Melitopol and the currently failing invasion of Izyum.

but the western world is proving a bunch of used Trabants which are significanly more robust than Russian heavy artillery so that should help the Ukranian war effort.

A toilet brush keeps going on about toilets and plumbing.
Ironic.

A wise man once told me do what you are passionate about. That's why I scrub toilets for minimum wage and Russians rape children. Given the nature of our professions we never cross paths as I am both near working plumbing and over the age of 12. But I'm glad we both found tranquility in our career choices.

 

[White_N]

A toilet brush keeps going on about toilets and plumbing.
Ironic.

I blame the video games. Mario taught the kids that climbing into sewer pipes and cleaning brown opponents is fun.

 

[Ponzo]

Ukraine uses the same vehicles because they stole a bunch from the failed invasion of Kiev and the failed invasion of Kherson and the failed invasion Melitopol,

but the western world is proving a bunch of used imported 70's-era Trabants which are significanly more robust than Russian heavy artillery.

Are you 15 or just really autistic and uninformed? Besides the recently donated shit, most has been soviet union era.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_equipment_of_the_Ukrainian_Ground_Forces#Self-propelled_multiple_rocket_launchers

But here, have one more recent Uke mutinies.

Servicemen of the 58th motorized infantry brigade told Zelensky that many of them had never held weapons in their hands, that they had no ammunition, weapons and food, so they refused to perform combat missions.

 

[Givi]

Stop giving the retard attention. 4 entire pages with no information but filled to the brim with retarded, low effort posts made by someone who thinks the BLM has anything to do with blacks.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Are you 15 or just really autistic and uninformed? Besides the recently donated shit, most has been soviet union era.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_equipment_of_the_Ukrainian_Ground_Forces#Self-propelled_multiple_rocket_launchers

But here, have one more recent Uke mutinies.

Servicemen of the 58th motorized infantry brigade told Zelensky that many of them had never held weapons in their hands, that they had no ammunition, weapons and food, so they refused to perform combat missions.

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One M277 howitzer is as useful as about 200 9K720 Iskanders, so sometimes it's not the size that counts. And yes, I agree that the Trabants are soviet era, but they were made in Germany so they have greater durability. The Germans found them popular but I don't know if they caught on in Russia because seats are too small to fit both an adult Russian male and a 12 year old boy at the same time.

 

[BaldAndMorallyBankrupt]

I never really relied solely on morals and I never expected others to do the same. It's just surprising that most of Europe is so happy to commit economic seppuku and buy American energy for three times the price, and all that to protect democracy in Ukraine. So a politician who at least somewhat considers the needs of his country is refreshing.

That's the thing. They're not being considerate of their country. They're being considerate of their ability to line their own pockets and keep themselves and their friends in power.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The description of hohols as the Russians have told me here, are very accurate lol.

Charging a man for murder in this place is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500

 

[The Ugly One]

I don't disagree but by doing this and putting a befuddled old pedo and his cabinet of losers in charge they are literally destroying the US.

It's just the sheer scope of it, you know? Global industries collapsing. Millions, maybe hundreds of millions, probably going to go hungry. Whole regions economically stripped bare. Food literally denied to babies. People going cold. Major businesses (it's a lot more than just consumer goods - aircraft parts, computers, heavy industry) pulling out of one of the world's largest countries, tens of millions thrown to unemployment. Critical parts of the international currency system losing credibility overnight.

We're in a global economic crisis with no end of sight, possibly careening to systemic failure, because a politician wanted a paycheck for his crackhead son.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Glory to Ukraine. High command, 4th, 5th and 6th company, or whats left of them, appeal to you. We are not avoiding fighting, we just ask that people receive some rest, people need to rest, our moral is already can't get any lower. We are receiving such task that we can't physically complete.We don't have people. Some 300th (wounded), some 200th (dead). We need rotation, people need rest. We are here from the very beginning and did not had any rest. We were thrown from one position to another and that's it. Moral is so low that nobody can fight. [Say the brigade]. 14th brigade, 4th, 5th and 6th company, all what's left of them. We don't have any vehicles, we don't have anything. [But with what should we fight]. We also have no anti-tank weapons.

That doesn't sound like the way an army that quote on quote "outnumbers the russians 6-7 to 1" would fight. If the Ukrainians had as many as they claim then they can easily rotate divisions.

 

[OctopodaEnjoyer]

That doesn't sound like the way an army that quote on quote "outnumbers the russians 6-7 to 1" would fight. If the Ukrainians had as many as they claim then they can easily rotate divisions.

Shhhhh, Putin's tiny army of glorified policemen who are mystified by running water and are fighting fruitlessly with muskets will have their backs pressed against the outskirts of Moscow in no time.

 

[White_N]

That doesn't sound like the way an army that quote on quote "outnumbers the russians 6-7 to 1" would fight. If the Ukrainians had as many as they claim then they can easily rotate divisions.

They can, it's just those divisions that don't want to fight the last Hohol. Again, the numbers mean little if they are forced conscripts without special training, the lack of anti-tank weapons and whose commanders left them and simply moved to Lviv.

In Lviv, the wives of the militants of the 103rd brigade of the 65th battalion of the "territorial defense" found the battalion commander walking around the city, while their husbands were thrown to the front line

 

[MrJokerRager]

I do like how the Russians have made their own versions of this kind of poster and I have seen a couple of others in this style as well.



And their versions.



And the Russian MOD keeps making more in addition to Russian Internet users.

 

[Givi]

For all the talk of Russian incompetence, which is true and is most definitely happening, I have a sneaking suspicion that many of the Ukrainian generals and officers that years ago performed genius military maneuvers like

-getting massacred at Ilovaisk
-getting massacred at Debaltseve

and

-stubbornly holding on to a fairly meaningless airport in Donetsk and getting massacred in it

are still in their ranks, in one function or another. NATO money and weapons can do a lot, but if your entire military structure is filled with people who are proven to be retards, there's really not much you can do.

But this is just me guessing. It isn't normal for troops to be this open with refusals to fight and pleas to stop being sent to slaughter, one fine, two OK, but three is too much to be completely untrue. I'm guessing the use of TDF units is where a lot of this stems from, they really shouldn't be using these people for anything but guarding back lines.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

The Turks are now making their moves on the Kurds again in Syria.

 

[Burgerasssand]

The Turks are now making their moves on the Kurds again in Syria.
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erdogan is such a faggot, id respect him alot more if he just straight up said he was bringing back the ottoman empire instead of this pussyfooting in the syrian desert

 

[K-Hole]

It's just the sheer scope of it, you know? Global industries collapsing. Millions, maybe hundreds of millions, probably going to go hungry. Whole regions economically stripped bare. Food literally denied to babies. People going cold. Major businesses (it's a lot more than just consumer goods - aircraft parts, computers, heavy industry) pulling out of one of the world's largest countries, tens of millions thrown to unemployment. Critical parts of the international currency system losing credibility overnight.

We're in a global economic crisis with no end of sight, possibly careening to systemic failure, because a politician wanted a paycheck for his crackhead son.

Great way of describing it. I take exception to your last paragraph though.

because a politician wanted a paycheck for his crackhead son.

Hunter was only ever the bag man for daddy sniff-hair. Daddy let him know early on that the wrong son died, and Hunter displays every behavior of a wayward son, unloved, and kept in check by threats of wtf they were.

The way you phrase that makes the POTUS look benevolent. He isn't. He used his son as a proxy for his dirty deals - someone he could trust. Someone he knew how they ticked and he had them by the balls as well for good measure.

Biden wanted a paycheck for Biden. Not for Hunter. Hunter could have whatever scraps he wanted. But he wasn't allowed to cut in to the Big Man's payday.

The fact they are sexual degenerates is neither here nor there. Most politicians and powermongers are. But the selling out of a nation brings greater risks and that kind of treachery can only be dealt with by greater treachery. Murder and blackmail being only two of the tricks in the Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap box.

Still, nothing will come of this. The people that brought it to light will get punished. When you come at the King...

If America had one moral or ethical bone left in its spineless body, it would have hung at least one of these clowns out to dry by now. But nothing. It's just BAU.

It's a sick situation. The catastrophes and the horrors to come will be because of their wilful negligence. But at the same time, they will use those very same crises to further their agenda and to cover up for crimes past. It will be of such enormity that even if you told people who was to blame, they either wouldn't believe you, or would beat you to death for pointing out what a fool they have been their whole lives.

Some people are just looking for someone to blame at this point. But it tips over that point very soon (in historical terms). In a while, no one will give a fuck who caused this mess. They won't be looking for people to blame. They will be looking for people to rob and to mug for food. The rape comes next as they win the day and realise they don't need to abide by any stinking laws.

Biden and Hunter have not been subtle about it. Hell, Tony Blair and his son who is now a multimillionaire have not exactly been subtle about it, but they at least tried to keep their heads under the radar, all the while, plundering both the public and the private purse.

because a politician wanted a paycheck for his crackhead son.

That politician wanted a paycheck for no one but themselves. It was the last greedy resource grab by a degenerate pervert politician. A man that represented America, and all that she stood for.

 

[Ryuko Matoi]

For all the talk of Russian incompetence, which is true and is most definitely happening, I have a sneaking suspicion that many of the Ukrainian generals and officers that years ago performed genius military maneuvers like

-getting massacred at Ilovaisk
-getting massacred at Debaltseve

and

-stubbornly holding on to a fairly meaningless airport in Donetsk and getting massacred in it

are still in their ranks, in one function or another. NATO money and weapons can do a lot, but if your entire military structure is filled with people who are proven to be retards, there's really not much you can do.

But this is just me guessing. It isn't normal for troops to be this open with refusals to fight and pleas to stop being sent to slaughter, one fine, two OK, but three is too much to be completely untrue. I'm guessing the use of TDF units is where a lot of this stems from, they really shouldn't be using these people for anything but guarding back lines.

I'll be the guy that doubts this.

I truly think most of the incompetent leaders of Ukraine either died being incompetent (like Azov's did), or were disposed. Even assuming they're still around, they are 100% being backseated by some of the most comprehensive global intelligence agencies on Earth. If the DIA and MI6 tell you that there's a Russian general at point A, set up here at point B and wait 4 hours, he'll drive right by, you trust them. Foreign intelligence's job doesn't seem to be too hard if Ukrainian civilians can intercept unencrypted Russian military radio transmissions with their own stations, and clog them with feedback themselves.

Ukraine may be spilling its own blood fighting the Russians, but they're fighting against Russians with full support of not only Western weapons, but comprehensive Western intelligence too. In effect, Ukraine is a proxy war between NATO & Western allies and Russia.

Is it really a Ukrainian retard doing the leading if he's just copying exactly what NATO intelligence is feeding him? Sure there's some missteps here and there (looking at Reddit battalion getting a strike called on a barracks), but overall they seem to be doing pretty well, even from a leadership/strategy standpoint. At the very least, they're doing well enough to hold off Russia to a competent extent. If you told nearly anyone in 2014 that Ukraine could hold off the Russian military, they rightfully would've called you insane. Western weapons and more importantly, Western intelligence and leadership, have been instrumental in Ukraine's relatively successful defense thusfar.

 

[Aidan]

They can, it's just those divisions that don't want to fight the last Hohol. Again, the numbers mean little if they are forced conscripts without special training, the lack of anti-tank weapons and whose commanders left them and simply moved to Lviv.

In Lviv, the wives of the militants of the 103rd brigade of the 65th battalion of the "territorial defense" found the battalion commander walking around the city, while their husbands were thrown to the front line

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Dumb Russians have commanders on the front. High IQ Ukrainians have commanders as far in the rear as possible.