Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Taco Santo!]

FAS individuals are, in fact, much more likely to abuse alcohol and/or drugs. They also have really poor impulse control, with all the attendant issues that arise as a result.

 

[instythot]

Would he be though? Wouldn't he actually be so awful he would make Hank Sr. cry in Heaven? Wouldn't him doing that literally make Willie die like immediately? Why would you wish such an awful thing?

Oh, he'd be bad. But don't you want to hear just how badly his clunky prose, dearth of originality and terror of vaginas mangles the simple concept of bad decisions in heterosexual relationships and/or substance abuse? He might even give us a cowpoke's ballad of gender affirmation thinking it's a classic, and not in the way Grant MacDonald would

 

[Compositesludge]

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I'm admittedly not sure if it would have been okay for her to kill him, but it's good that he's being introspective for once.

 

[Bing Chilling]

He looks like at least one of his parents was a dwarf. Face like a squashed peanut.

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It's nuts to me that you're the only one that ever posts the real pictures of these people. Why does everyone else post those shopped versions?

 

[James done did it]

He's calling those misaligned bricks just layed there a "retaining wall" lol, that's what he did last summer, and didn't bother to clean the parking space then, it was already a mess. "Now to do something about the fence" took him 10 months and did it wrong.
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Guess he didn't learn any lesson about oversharing mundante activity with the fence fiasco, oppositional tard would rather double down than admit the rascals are constantly offering him wise advice. How 140 IQ of him.

I don't understand how a man with a garden that tiny, who doesn't work a 9 to 5 ends up with such a weedy mess. I have weedy corners of my yard but I also have a quarter acre lot and actually work instead of finding a woman manlier than I am to be my breadwinner and peg my asshole.

I laughed my ass off when I went back and re-read the posts about his 'retaining wall' of shitty paving bricks. His patio was also a weed encrusted mess, at least he cleaned that up. You could have his entire yard looking fucking spotless in less than a full weekend of work, would take maybe 2-3 hours a week to keep it looking that way. Neglect is just the key trait that binds everything he's done in his life together. Neglect for his grades, his body, his fence, his yard, his dead lizard, his writing, his marriages, and especially his daughter though in that case it's for the best.

also side note his pressure washed concrete looks like his toilet bowl probably does after eating a hooligan's soup of the day. We also know he cleans his house just about as well, his kitchen is ugly and gross and god only knows what his bathroom looks like these days.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

It's nuts to me that you're the only one that ever posts the real pictures of these people. Why does everyone else post those shopped versions?

OK sweaty, this is a body positive image board, ok? I know the mods, and they have MASSIVE twitter followings, and unless you would like to be ratio'd, I suggest you drop this line of inquiry. Here, it's a positively WONDERFUN thing to be a gigantic, pepperoni producing lard lad that gets rammed in the ass with a veiny strap on hand picked by Nikki's gas producer.

THANK you VERY much, good sir.

 

[instythot]

He's calling those misaligned bricks just layed there a "retaining wall" lol, that's what he did last summer, and didn't bother to clean the parking space then, it was already a mess. "Now to do something about the fence" took him 10 months and did it wrong.
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Guess he didn't learn any lesson about oversharing mundante activity with the fence fiasco, oppositional tard would rather double down than admit the rascals are constantly offering him wise advice. How 140 IQ of him.

Why the fuck would you lay out your backyard in such a way that your parking spot is completely enclosed by garden, forcing you to walk back to the lane and around the garden to avoid damaging the plants you are growing on purpose? Like why not put a fucking path directly from the back door to the parking spot that isn't blocked by plants you want to keep alive?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Why the fuck would you lay out your backyard in such a way that your parking spot is completely enclosed by garden, forcing you to walk back to the lane and around the garden to avoid damaging the plants you are growing on purpose? Like why not put a fucking path directly from the back door to the parking spot that isn't blocked by plants you want to keep alive?

I believe the word you're looking for is 'retarded'

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Like why not put a fucking path directly from the back door to the parking spot that isn't blocked by plants you want to keep alive?

Here's Pat himself doing a demonstration of how he accesses his vehicles from his own backdoor:

I don't understand how a man with a garden that tiny, who doesn't work a 9 to 5 ends up with such a weedy mess.

don't worry, he's on it, a ballon full of $1 worth of table salt can outperform all the herbicides in the market and fuck up your entire soil because you're too lazy to take good care of 5 sq ft of garden

 

[James done did it]

Here's Pat himself doing a demonstration of how he accesses his vehicles from his own backdoor:
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don't worry, he's on it, a ballon full of $1 worth of table salt can outperform all the herbicides in the market and fuck up your entire soil because you're too lazy to take good care of 5 sq ft of garden
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Classic 1.7 move. Herbicides have half lives measured in days and lateral migration in a system like this pretty much won't happen. Salt is forever and if you keep applying it it will start building up in your soil.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Has he ever posted a “fun tip” that wasn’t complete bullshit? If he hadn’t abandoned Annabelle, he’d be posting “fun parenting tips” like “Don’t break the bank on expensive educational toys when you can make superior ones with whatever you have around the house. A bag of broken glass makes an affordable and unique rattle for your newborn or a teething toy for your toddler!”

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

"If you are ant-pedophilia, you're really just a pedophile."

Yes, just like I secretly wish I were a Jewish nigger chink.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Credit to ToxicCisWhiteMaleFatt

 

[Ophelia]

Classic 1.7 move. Herbicides have half lives measured in days and lateral migration in a system like this pretty much won't happen. Salt is forever and if you keep applying it it will start building up in your soil.

Has this dumbfuck never heard of “salting the earth”? It’s not just a fun tip, it can change the dirt.

 

[W00K #17]

start a fight? hell, just pour a beer into it and smile. then patrick can show whether he's a tough guy or not...

What n-no, I'm not going to fight you like I'm some kind of... uncivilized child, child. I'm going to call the police like a very badass adult.

But if I  were to fight you, there would be no police or EMTs, only clean up.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He looks like a community college basketball coach who’s too fat to throw chairs so just rage eats pepperoni on the sidelines as his team shoots threes into their own basket.

 

[instythot]

Here's Pat himself doing a demonstration of how he accesses his vehicles from his own backdoor:
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don't worry, he's on it, a ballon full of $1 worth of table salt can outperform all the herbicides in the market and fuck up your entire soil because you're too lazy to take good care of 5 sq ft of garden
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Holy shit, I just went to look and fat tits posted a series of photos bragging about using a pressure washer for three hours to clean soil off of the edges of concrete. A grandmother with a broom could do that in three hours

 

[Pickle Built]

Nigga please

It's the only thing he hears when the family comes down for pepperoni

 

[ElAbominacion]

Classic 1.7 move. Herbicides have half lives measured in days and lateral migration in a system like this pretty much won't happen. Salt is forever and if you keep applying it it will start building up in your soil.

He could use calcium oxide, I think that can work in high concentrations. Anything but Roundup, but maybe he should get some Roundup...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Holy shit, I just went to look and fat tits posted a series of photos bragging about using a pressure washer for three hours to clean soil off of the edges of concrete. A grandmother with a broom could do that in three hours

Whoever was dumb enough to loan him the pressure washer deserves whatever disrepair it’s returned in. It’s more likely Pat used it to recreate his favorite erotic scenes from history than to do anything useful.