Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Harlan Wick]

I see ralph eventually having Superchat goals like “go to gas station” or “toilet time” to own the haters.

Or "It's not a dumpster burger"

 

[Sam Losco]

There's plenty good $50 sunglasses yet he spends like $100 on a fake pair of Gucci trash, that's in complete honestly not that worse in terms of functionality when compared to an authentic pair.

He's basically a fat niggress, like a fat wiggress.

I've own two or three pairs of Oakleys before. Now I just buy $30 sunglasses online and they are better than any Oaklay pair I've owned. Expensive sunglasses are a ripoff and you're just paying for a brand name, not a "good" product.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Last time on Ralphamale Z. Ralph had a tremendous spergout over a superchat ala Jack Murphy, then screamed and hollared in classic ragepig fashion when the Con Thot Club laughed at his tiny little penis. Now he finds himself back in Portugal for some unknown reason, while his horse is back home getting ran through by Tyrone and the boys.

Will ragepig endure another beating? Will he try to fuck a 14-year-old? Find out on the next exciting episode of Ralphamale Z.

 

[InwardsStink]

I've own two or three pairs of Oakleys before. Now I just buy $30 sunglasses online and they are better than any Oaklay pair I've owned. Expensive sunglasses are a ripoff and you're just paying for a brand name, not a "good" product.

Disagree. I have owned a ton of pairs of 30$ Walmart/Target glasses and I have owned 4 pairs of Oakleys. The polarization on Oakley lenses is demonstrably better than cheapo Foster-Grants. It's darker and clears your vision better in the sun.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Forrest Gunt

 

[AgriDrThunder]

Does he really wear white socks halfway up his calves like that? What a nerd.

 

[Fareal]

Is he streaming himself every time he walks down the street in some half-cocked belief that this will protect him from assault since "people will see if mah underage hookers' pimps beat mah gunt"?

 

[AltisticRight]

I've own two or three pairs of Oakleys before. Now I just buy $30 sunglasses online and they are better than any Oaklay pair I've owned. Expensive sunglasses are a ripoff and you're just paying for a brand name, not a "good" product.

Disagree. I have owned a ton of pairs of 30$ Walmart/Target glasses and I have owned 4 pairs of Oakleys. The polarization on Oakley lenses is demonstrably better than cheapo Foster-Grants. It's darker and clears your vision better in the sun.

You're both right, good sunglasses have better polarisation quality. Don't need polars, just get a $50 pair from a reputable consumer brand.

 

[Sam Losco]

You're both right, good sunglasses have better polarisation quality. Don't need polars, just get a $50 pair from a reputable consumer brand.

My cheap ones are polarized and that aspect is better then the last Oaklays I had. Maybe I just got lucky and found a good cheap brand. Anyway, getting off topic with this.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I was just watching sunrise productions and something dawned on me. The Gunt is live streaming everything he can because he's terrified of getting his shit pushed in again and thinks that the selfie stick will keep the violent children from kicking his other eye googled.. I bet he doesn't go out at night this time either this trip.

What a fucking coward.

I hate to say it but Warski won.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Expensive sunglasses are a ripoff and you're just paying for a brand name, not a "good" product.

It depends on the brand. The shit Ralph likes is all made in China, even if () it’s authentic. The brands license themselves to Chinese companies with Chinese factories that produce crap quality. Homos like Ralph brag about wearing that busted shit. Brands like Persol, however, are the real deal.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

lmao Ralph got that DarksydePhil drip, amazin dad sock and dad shoe combo.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Given how the last two live events have went, I'm fully expecting @theralph getting punched in the face at some point.
That being said, what are the chances that the following happens?
A. He gets lost.
B. His rental vehicle breaks and/or gets stolen.
C. Kicked out of wherever he is staying.
D. Gets in trouble with Portuguese law enforcement.
E. Gets deported.
F. All of the above.

 

[Got Milk!]

Does he really wear white socks halfway up his calves like that? What a nerd.

He looks like an overweight football coach dressed to play tennis.

 

[Jump]

It depends on the brand. The shit Ralph likes is all made in China, even if () it’s authentic. The brands license themselves to Chinese companies with Chinese factories that produce crap quality. Homos like Ralph brag about wearing that busted shit. Brands like Persol, however, are the real deal.

I'm a $30 sunglasses guy. But when you pick up those folding Persol's and look at the details you can see why they cost so much. Would be really hard to make knock offs of those.
Gucci's are $30 sunglasses with a $350 logo stuck to the side. If ralph never showed us the inside we would have never known they where fakes.

 

[InwardsStink]

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Why would you wear shorts if you are that fat. JFC how can you leave the house looking like that? Little boy's mama's are dressing them better than you're dressing yourself Ralph.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Why would you wear shorts if you are that fat. JFC how can you leave the house looking like that? Little boy's mama's are dressing them better than you're dressing yourself Ralph.

his nigger socks always crack me up

 

[Jump]

his nigger socks always crack me up

They are compression socks. Diabetics where them to keep their feet from swelling up.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

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What the fuck is this picture composition, Ralph, you dumb fuck you have more phones than fucking brain cells. You're out of focus, the camera is focusing on a fucking street crack instead of you and you're out of the lenses' depth of field and you're not even centered. This shit is what you get when you give a five year old a disposable camera, I know you're boring but you can at least frame yourself properly for your stream.

Also this dumb fuck's neck is reaching all the way to his chin and I can't stop laughing. It's actually wider than his legs, amazing.

 

[veri]

I vote option 7, nothing will happen. He will be taking extra care not to wander around at night, and spend most of his day seething on his phone reading twitter and kiwi farms.

he went back to talking shit and playing tough only a few days after leaving the hospital. he may as well have forgotten about being beaten