Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[AltisticRight]

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Look at how his Gunt spills over his crotch. Speak about a spare tire, Ralph has a spare flesh apron.

 

[GuntN7]

Portuguese ass butter was that good, piggy ?

 

[Sam Losco]

I'm a $30 sunglasses guy. But when you pick up those folding Persol's and look at the details you can see why they cost so much. Would be really hard to make knock offs of those.
Gucci's are $30 sunglasses with a $350 logo stuck to the side. If ralph never showed us the inside we would have never known they where fakes.

*looks at the Persol website* Yeah I'm not seeing it so I'll have to take your word for it. Everything I see on their site is ugly, simplistic looking shit.
I stand by my statement that paying hundreds of dollars for a pair of sunglasses is a ripoff. The only real reason to do it is as a status symbol, which to me would tell me you manage money poorly or just have so much it doesn't even phase you. Ralph would fall into the former category.
If a pair of sunglasses actually has some new lens technology, that's one thing, but tinting and polarization is not that.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Portuguese ass butter was that good, piggy ?

The truffle hunt never ends

 

[Gamercat]

amazing he hasn't learned anything from last time

 

[Jump]

What the fuck is this picture composition, Ralph, you dumb fuck you have more phones than fucking brain cells. You're out of focus, the camera is focusing on a fucking street crack instead of you and you're out of the lenses' depth of field and you're not even centered.

That photo was taken by an undercover a-log.Not Ralph. Read the thread some.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/5-23-2022-gunt-goes-to-portugal-2.119631/post-11971246

 

[ShekelsteinNoseberg]

This guy will find any excuse not to spend time with his kid "Honey do you mind doing the feeds today I just have to pop out to Portugal for a second"

 

[Catboys the Musical]

If Ralph gets beaten up again, I guarantee he'd try to hide it or cover it up. Battered Ralph fell down a flight of stairs in Portugal.

 

[Shidoen]

Haven't the Portuguese suffered enough?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I’d bet a hundo Michael Sisco is rearranging pantsu’s guts right now. We all saw the way she was looking at him during the gunt grill stream. Odds are he’s packing more than 3” hard. Mantsu getting plowed while the gunt is purse shopping. Quite the role reversal at the Ralph residence.

Only one flaw, who'll fuck a horse?

 

[Puffer Fish]

Just wanted to point out his silhouette on this picture. On a first glance, an innocent kiwi may think that the bog hog has lost weight, preparing to his fight with Warski or trying to save his life to be there for his family. Nope, not the case at all! His back gunt is being obscured by the shadow

 

[AltisticRight]

Just wanted to point out his silhouette on this picture. On a first glance, an innocent kiwi may think that the bog hog has lost weight, preparing to his fight with Warski or trying to save his life to be there for his family. Nope, not the case at all! His back gunt is being obscured by the shadow

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People who pull out a selfie stick in the public should be sodomised with it, to death.

 

[Desktop User2]

why does he need a purse tho? Couldn´t he carry his toilette under his folds?

 

[Telemeter]

he went back to talking shit and playing tough only a few days after leaving the hospital. he may as well have forgotten about being beaten

Well, to be fair, he was suffering from freshly inflicted brain damage and painkiller overdose.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Only one flaw, who'll fuck a horse?

Cenk Uygur

 

[Telemeter]

I knew Ralph was too bitch made to travel to Mexico.

What a pussy.

 

[HackerX]

The cowboy hat appears to be out and about.

https://twitter.com/NotThatThermo/status/1528951576127479808/photo/1

https://archive.ph/9hNA4

In retrospect, there's a non-zero chance this was taken at another time. Only because it implies Ralph changed his clothes twice in one day.

Editor's Note: This photo was not taken in Portugal. However it is still a picture of a fat man in a cowboy hat with a selfie stick.

 

[smellybutthole]

Just wanted to point out his silhouette on this picture. On a first glance, an innocent kiwi may think that the bog hog has lost weight, preparing to his fight with Warski or trying to save his life to be there for his family. Nope, not the case at all! His back gunt is being obscured by the shadow

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Damn, I was actually thinking "He's fat but maybe not as fat as I was thinking.. how the fuck does he have tit gunts??!" because I thought his back was roughly where his elbow is.
It looks like if he stands up he won't just have a front gunt but a full 360 cupcake overhang gunt. It's really weird how, relatively, skinny his legs are and how he seems to have very little muscle on his calves. I know he doesn't exercise but just from moving his weight around he should have a bit of muscle on his legs.

Also he looks like a 60 year old retired burgerlander on holiday in Europe. All he needs to finish off the look is the cheapest Nikon or Canon SLR camera he can get and some massive retarded lens hung around his neck while he screams at the locals in English.

 

[Donuteater]

Only one flaw, who'll fuck a horse?

Someone who's hung like one?

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Only one flaw, who'll fuck a horse?

He never said it had to make sense, just that it could happen.