DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Flavius Anthemius]

Phil's already got has ass beat in a fist fight before, and no it wasn't any fake DX cross chop shit that he wanted to do with Viscant, it was like a money match in a junk yard!

 

[PieceofShet]

Keem is a worse person than dsp, thats my opinion, but it was still funny see him making dsp his bitch on twitter. The funniest thing was when at the end of the prestream he said "i need to take a shit", suggesting he will have a slightly longer break when in fact he ran to dm keem back. Why even lie about it, just say you have something to do.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Keem is a worse person than dsp, thats my opinion, but it was still funny see him making dsp his bitch on twitter. The funniest thing was when at the end of the prestream he said "i need to take a shit", suggesting he will have a slightly longer break when in fact he ran to dm keem back. Why even lie about it, just say you have something to do.

Keem is a scumbag for sure. He made his career off of monetizing other peoples downfalls and misery. I don't think he's a worse person then Phil though. I mean Phil literally lies and scams mentally and physically disabled people out of their money. He happily takes cash from the mentally incompetent to spend on mobile games.

 

[Balr0g]

Keem is a scumbag for sure. He made his career off of monetizing other peoples downfalls and misery. I don't think he's a worse person then Phil though. I mean Phil literally lies and scams mentally and physically disabled people out of their money. He happily takes cash from the mentally incompetent to spend on mobile games.

In that regard Phil is just the same as he monetized dead people in his pity videos (like Scott or jis friend T Carter) He just did it on a smaller level.

 

[Lazycunt]

Does Phil think that youtube came up with dmca ?
Option one we quit the playthrough....phill just because your dents give you guides doesn't mean they are fucking playing, for mister semantics it's not really right.


(Insert here) issss sttooopiiiid, listen you fat faggot how about you have a sense of decorum and humility.

We are going to have a chill stream, we are going to interact and have fun, dude interact? This isn't a video game you talk to people but interact is code for give me all your money and fuck you

 

[Muu]

Yeah if Phil misses out on 50,000 dollars because of a schedule he made himself he's officially autistic.

 

[DownwardFowl]

Just a reminder that there is a thread about Phil vs. Wings vs. Jack Scalfani for intellectuals who wish to examine the idea of DSP cage matches in greater detail.

And anyways, I wouldn't pay 50k to beat Phil up, especially since he's an old man and that would be unfair. I'd just go to dinner with him and talk to him. I'll bet if you got a few drinks in him he'd probably actually be pretty interesting to talk to, I'd imagine he has some very unique perspectives he wouldn't ordinarily share on stream that he'd be happy to own up to if he was drunk and in a more personal situation. I'd probably pat him on the shoulder at one point, and he'd appreciate the close human contact. Like you wouldn't be friends, but it would probably be an ok evening.

In Japanese business culture they say you can't trust a man until you get drunk with him.


Of course he was, if Philburt wasn't begging he wouldn't have anything else to do. It isn't the gin and WWE champions that brings him joy, it's the attainment of money to burn that does.

Is this another OIC account? You’re always simping for Philliam

 

[bajagoogoo]

Dave giving up a $50K tip cause his schedule is completely inflexible.

If I was Keem, I'd up the ante.

If Phil accepts the fight, not only will his travel expenses be reimbursed, pay Phil his standard amount for every day he missed streaming. This includes training days.

The only card Phil could play is not wanting to fight because he has no beef with the opponent, which would work if it was Wings. But I have a suspicion that Keem wants to fight Phil, so that excuse won't fly.

 

[white gorilla glue]

if phillip does take the offer, he'll owe taxes in multiple states (jock tax) and that is a big no-no.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

DSP didn't even agree to get sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.

Appearing or participating in an event with other influencers, organized by a person who DSP fundamentally despises, at a physical location that is not the Snort Fort seems like a fantasy.


Side note: you guys remember how he was bitching about his YouTube money during the weekend because they didn't send it to him at the correct date (Sunday, 22nd)?

Well that's cause he quietly got his money yesterday and didn't mention it at all. Therefore his business is our business only when it's in trouble. As always

 

[UaineRunei]

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Hey kid... want some candy? Come climb in my van...

 

[FamicomGorby]

So assuming Dave takes up Keem on whatever it is, will he finally take Kat on a honeymoon or memoryhole it cause Kat is gone?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think all of us know Phil will never agree to a fight, but I do wonder what Phil would be willing to do for $50k

breathe. that's it. that's all he would be willing to do

 

[gaarashatan]

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Phil is such a diva holy shit

i feel like im looking at two of the most childish motherfuckers ever

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So assuming Dave takes up Keem on whatever it is, will he finally take Kat on a honeymoon or memoryhole it cause Kat is gone?

Nah man, it's gonna go straight to bills, he's got a few hundred unexpected surprise behind the scenes $110.09 bills to take care of first.

 

[Coke Zero]

Just a reminder that there is a thread about Phil vs. Wings vs. Jack Scalfani for intellectuals who wish to examine the idea of DSP cage matches in greater detail.

And anyways, I wouldn't pay 50k to beat Phil up, especially since he's an old man and that would be unfair. I'd just go to dinner with him and talk to him. I'll bet if you got a few drinks in him he'd probably actually be pretty interesting to talk to, I'd imagine he has some very unique perspectives he wouldn't ordinarily share on stream that he'd be happy to own up to if he was drunk and in a more personal situation. I'd probably pat him on the shoulder at one point, and he'd appreciate the close human contact. Like you wouldn't be friends, but it would probably be an ok evening.

In Japanese business culture they say you can't trust a man until you get drunk with him.

Yeah that sounds really gay. You want to go out on a date with phil and talk about his feelings and touch him?

I'd rather see him get his ass beat. I've wanted to see that goofy looking head/face punched ever since the first time I saw it.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I like the idea that a man with a dozen maxed out credit cards, multiple dropped games that people paid him to pay, rented a BMW whilst Rambo and Howard worked for nothing, doesn't tip his doordash drivers even though he needs tips himself ''To make ends meet'' and has two condos too his name which he hasn't paid for yet is going to honour a $50000 payment to work for Keemstar

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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[The Penultimate Warrior]

I like the idea that a man with a dozen maxed out credit cards, multiple dropped games that people paid him to pay, rented a BMW whilst Rambo and Howard worked for nothing, doesn't tip his doordash drivers even though he needs tips himself ''To make ends meet'' and has two condos too his name which he hasn't paid for yet is going to honour a $50000 payment to work for Keemstar

Keemstar may be a PoS but he isn't dumb, any money would only be forthcoming from a legally binding contract.

 

[snort inquisition]

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Phil is such a diva holy shit

he's so out of touch that he doesn't understand this is how people communicate these days