DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LieLieFyre]

Long time lurker, first time poster.

Phil has been such an insufferable bitch this past week.

That is all.

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[gaarashatan]

This pisses me off more than it should.

It would be an entirely different thing if he refused all sponsor money because of a principle he has against shilling.

But that's not what he does. Leaving aside examples when he did shill, he completely shifts the cost of said principle onto his audience.

This is fucking unfair to do. Call me a moralfag or whatever, but the burden of your principles should be on your own shoulders and nobody else's. Telling your audience that you're better than other streamers because you don't take sponsorships while you ramp up the begging to make up the difference of what you could make if you just took sponsorships is disgusting.

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yeah, not to mention other streamers who cant afford to survive purely on streaming also have a fucking job instead of begging their fans till their voice is hoarse

 

[sentrandeti]

Had you typed in his chat recently? One thing I'm not really sure of is if you need to be in the chat participants list to receive the membership, I believe you do?

You dont have too from what ive seen but it does give to your viewers who are more active first then not, but then again ive gotten one from another channel with just 2 messages so who actually knows

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

wait, he only gets money people contribute, he gets NOTHING from companies for doing what he's doing.

Did it finally happen? Did he get demonetized? So like no more youtube payments, or google ad sense or any ads on his videos?

yes semantics, but do we forget who we're dealing with here?

It's like everyday Phil is living the Schrödingers Wallet scenario...

He also (well fully admitted recently and back then) that he totally relies on crowdfunding... Yet breaks TOS in order to maximize profits because he is in dire straits...

It's like young Phil is telling old Phil to try and get back the contacts from the old days where he was "big" on YouTube to be a promoter and get the big bux...

Yet old Phil is telling young Phil to stfu, you st00pid morahn I'm trying to be the normal gai who doesn't sell out! I'm naht a shill d00d that's naht whoo I am snooorrttt...

The earlier comment that stated that there are 2 DSPs is absolutely spot on..

The buzinezz Phil is so adamantly desperate for that muhney and profit he will sell himself short just to gain lose when it should have been from his degree that you need to sell out, in order to profit but also become a quality content creator who has the ability to be honest with the industry...


Every day Phillip will make bad business decisions and the self awareness just piles on to the begging, he can't accept shilling because he wants to be different...

It's.. just fucking baffling how he managed to keep going...

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

Another magnificent thumbnail for the gallery.
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"Is that DoorDash at the door?"

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Typical dent headed logic. It's all a shtick, we all got got.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Typical dent headed logic. It's all a shtick, we all got got.

The funny thing is, if he said that in chat, the little piggies would drag him off and he would never be seen again.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

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Typical dent headed logic. It's all a shtick, we all got got.

They aren't saying what you think. "He's a character" ≠ it's a shtick. It's the opposite.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

They aren't saying what you think. "He's a character" ≠ it's a shtick. It's the opposite.

I see what you mean. I got caught up in the connotation of 'character'

 

[Corpun]

Ants were "disturbed by the landscapers and moved on."

Phil... ... ... this is too stupid, even for me.

I wouldn't have believed it until I heard it myself, but wow he is just so stupid, I'm sure the ants packed up and left and you aren't just blind to them Phil.

No wonder Italy sucked during WW2

Imagine Phil as a general, "WTF dood how was I supposed to know the British would attack through an oasis, the soldiers never told me that! Fuck this I am out of here this isa broken piece of shit campaign and the allies are exploiting bugs and online only tactics!"

Phil naming wrestling moves as “Ban Bomb”, “Reddit Buster” and others is dangerously close to CWC’s Curse-ye-ha-me-ha.

The merge is real, dood!

Was the Wolverine toy his Sonichu?

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First of all there was a hint of jealousy for some reason...

Second this is DSP.

Man who moved out a girl 10 years his junior and engaged her until she grew up and moved out. Alsdo man who thought it was a great idea to move in a girl that was already with someone with questionable past issues and marry her. Lmaooo

This is coming from the guy who has said he had a super hot latina grinding him at Prom and bought his first apartment to try and impress some girl at work.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Phil is such a diva holy shit

 

[Salubrious]

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Phil is such a diva holy shit

I think he's just pinwheel. I don't even think it has anything to do with Keem.

Remember, DSP told a story in his own words about how he refused to work with a property management company back when he still had the CT condo because the company called him instead of emailing him.

DSP needs to do everything his own autistic way, regardless of what it is. This is the same man that has a completely inflexible schedule that he can never change, despite the fact that he "works" from home and isn't even beholden to a 9-5 remote job or company meetings or anything.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

oh no guys WWE playthrough is at stake zzzzzz
inb4 "I need your buy-in!"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Phil is such a diva holy shit

Phil's fragile ego strikes again. He HAS to control everything. He doesn't want the smallest of possibilities that someone could have some control over a discussion with him. What a putz.

 

[DownwardFowl]

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Phil is such a diva holy shit

ME REEEEEEEE

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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oh no guys WWE playthrough is at stake zzzzzz
inb4 "I need your buy-in!"

What's the membership glitch? Is it that unclaimed gifts are refunded and don't just go directly to Phil?

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil's fragile ego strikes again. He HAS to control everything. He doesn't want the smallest of possibilities that someone could have some control over a discussion with him. What a putz.

He doesn't want it to be in public unless he has the ban button.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

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Phil is such a diva holy shit

He just wants an excuse to bitch about it getting sent to his compuserves spam box, with piggy he always needs to create a margin of error to blame with Twitter private messages the percentage of not getting it is literally zero.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

This idea of loyalty must have come from Kat. Just as she came to the scene, this started. Funny, yes, since she cucked a dude to be with Phil, but even if he calls her mom, closes his eyes when couples are kissing in games, when virtual women show cleavage, you aren't being mature or a man that provides in her eyes, Phil, you're only making a fool of yourself, letting the autistic horse control and put you in shackles. She knows she can do anything after that, not to mention without you knowing it.

I hope Jim is doing good too.

Lol.

She does not give a flying rat's ass fuck what he ogles, says or does, so long as he's doing it out of her visual & auditory radius.

These migraine cringe hypervirgin incel sex/intimacy allergy theatrics he started up with a few years ago is nothing more than the fact that he's an aging, insecure as fuck eunuch who knows he is bereft of any trace of masculinity to attack in the first place.

Also a latent homosexual without the stones to ever pursue his own biological impulses, and also thinks he's buried in the Xmas Present Closet (lolno.)

Also an actual crazy person who lost the rest of his tenuous grip on most reality, who's currently on a deeper tailspin into insanity.

Also, micropenis.

But not because the missus gives any permutation of a shit about anything he thinks or feels, lol.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

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Send an email that Phil will never get and shrug as if he never saw it. DSP tne Enduring running from the softest ball thrown by the gnome.