DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Huggler said:
This idea of loyalty must have come from Kat. Just as she came to the scene, this started. Funny, yes, since she cucked a dude to be with Phil, but even if he calls her mom, closes his eyes when couples are kissing in games, when virtual women show cleavage, you aren't being mature or a man that provides in her eyes, Phil, you're only making a fool of yourself, letting the autistic horse control and put you in shackles. She knows she can do anything after that, not to mention without you knowing it.

I hope Jim is doing good too.
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Imagine being pussy whipped by a 3 out of 10 intellectually disabled woman you house for free and don't ever fuck. That's how beta Phil Paul Burnell is.
 
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Piece of Peace said:
Fresh off of today's prestream
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This clip is amazing for so many reasons.

First off, this comment is completely consistent with the pignosis the whales are usually fed during the prestream. I see now that the prestream is designed to peel away any stigma attached to giving him money. For an hour the paypigs get drilled with one justification after another why he needs money and why you should donate it. Pointing out the trollz is just one part of that whole process, which includes downplaying the money received the day before, impending bills, and the usual day off drivel. Everything in between, all the updates and gaming "news" is wasting time for tips to roll in. These prestream tips are important because they get the positive reinforcement rolling and the tippers get special treatment compared to when they tip during gameplay.

Let me break down this sentence:

"You can trust what I say because I am not taking a dollar from anyone but YOU"

trust what I say: He is the mouthpiece, you can trust him because he is the honest guy, the guy from 2008 #stillhere. Phil has nobody on his streams and hardly features any outside content because he needs to control the narrative and monopolize his image for the paypigs. People get banned referencing d-tractor content because it breaks his narrative. TIHYDP were more damaging in the past because a central part of his persona was "being good at games", and we can see how eager he is to go to TIHYDP content now that he is not the gamer guy he used to be. Now he's bad at games, almost admittedly so.

I am not taking a dollar from anyone but YOU: This one is actually more loaded than you might think. He is again putting the spotlight on himself and the viewer simultaneously. He is saying his opinions are his own because he isn't bought, and in fact, he serves the paypigs. Which is funny, because it isn't true at all. He is trying to suggest that he serves the tipper, and it means he needs to be honest and accountable because they fund him. It is this weird psychology, insisting that they have power over him in this situation where it is really the opposite. It is the cult leader saying he devotes his life to his flock. Dave's life is his money, and his money flows from 10 wheelchairs, and he wants them to know he "serves" them. When really this whole prestream ordeal is tip manipulation, designed to exert donations in the most efficient way possible. The timeline is so long now we can see how he has made minor changes to his stream style to maximize his income (all within dave-levels of effort). The prestream is a massaging of the relationship between dave and his pigs, giving them the little details of his life that they want and facilitating the process for them to tip him to get more information from him. It's this "I'm the good guy" portrayal that is really the foundation of his relationship with the paypigs, and this community, for better or worse, reinforces that persona by just existing.

No amount of sunlight can disinfect this sentence for a Dasboshiit, Timboslice or KG. In their minds, the sentence is true, because he IS trustworthy (look at all the hate he gets), and that's how they are compelled to give him money.
 
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Phil: "What you saw was out of context and you're too dumb to understand that!"

Also Phil: "What's funny about this is - apparently what happened was people clipped it. And when people clipped it; people started watching it but were like: 'yeah, but this is only a snippet we wanna watch the whole thing'. Then they started to watch the whole pre-stream podcast. And as they did, the podcast started getting views."

So, they watched the whole podcast but also took the clip out of context? Phil, are you listening to yourself? Are you noticing that you are descending into mental illness?

It's staggering that he believes outsiders watched his whole pre-stream. It's actually batshit insane that he truly believes that people who barely know him sat down to watch him talk in a youtube video for almost an hour and a half because they were curious.

This retard cannot understand the views that the clip got count towards the views of the whole video. That is the simplest explanation. There is absolutely zero fucking chance a reddit pleb watched that video for over 5 minutes.
It's scary just how self-centred he is.
 
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KD6-3.7 said:
Wow, dood.

I just skimmed through the replies to his reddit post, and I must say, it was funny as fuck to see hundreds of people dunk on Phil like they were Michael Jordan versus a bunch of deaf dumb and blind children. It’s even funnier when you realize that there is a very good chance that Phil is reading every single reply, hands shaking (from the booze and the anger) while he desperately looks for a “ban” or “delete” option for each reply.

When Phil ventures outside his safe space, only to have the internet sternly tell him to fuck off, that’s when we get to see real demonstrable proof of how much of a pathetic loser he really is.

But keep begging for those hundred likes for every stream, Phil. Any day now your streams and prestreams will start popping up on the front page of YouTube so millions of people can finally enjoy them. You can do it, dood!
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Care to share the link of the post?
 
Crooked 16th said:
"This guy Phil has got us all by the balls. His fingers are in our wallets. Get your finger out of my ass wallet!" - Mr Plinkett
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“DSP is the most disappointing thing since my son. I mean how much more could you possibly fuck up being a YouTuber/Livestreamer? And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station, the unfortunate reality of DSP’s streams is that they’ll be around… forever… They will never go away.”
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Phil: "What you saw was out of context and you're too dumb to understand that!"

Also Phil: "What's funny about this is - apparently what happened was people clipped it. And when people clipped it; people started watching it but were like: 'yeah, but this is only a snippet we wanna watch the whole thing'. Then they started to watch the whole pre-stream podcast. And as they did, the podcast started getting views."

So, they watched the whole podcast but also took the clip out of context? Phil, are you listening to yourself? Are you noticing that you are descending into mental illness?

It's staggering that he believes outsiders watched his whole pre-stream. It's actually batshit insane that he truly believes that people who barely know him sat down to watch him talk in a youtube video for almost an hour and a half because they were curious.

This retard cannot understand the views that the clip got count towards the views of the whole video. That is the simplest explanation. There is absolutely zero fucking chance a reddit pleb watched that video for over 5 minutes.
It's scary just how self-centred he is.
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He knows they didn't by the analytics. It tells you the average time someone watched the video.

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