Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[FMW13]

Is this the time Null offers to help May escape back to her parents with the baby or is she in too deep?

Nah fuck her. She made this bed now she has to lie in it.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Godspeed seu porco obeso mórbido

 

[Got Milk!]

Is this the time Null offers to help May escape back to her parents with the baby or is she in too deep?

Meigh has no meaning to Null like Chris did. Null kind of built his empire on Chris. Meigh is a homewrecker horse lolcowlette who is probably fucking around on the side just like Ralph. There is no redeeming quality or personal anything to gain.

He'd just piss off Ralph more but that's not particularly difficult or out of the norm. Basically, no reason to that I can see.

 

[WolfeTone]

he looks like he's having fun

 

[Lone MacReady]

Godspeed seu porco obeso mórbido

Lol, let's see how well my language training app has taught me. I'm gonna guess Porco is pig, Obeso is obese, and Morbido is morbidly. Putting it all together we get, "Ralph is a morbidly obese pig." How'd I do?

 

[Thumb Butler]

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he looks like he's having fun

He looks mentally handicapped. There is nothing going on up there.

 

[WolfeTone]

He looks mentally handicapped. There is nothing going on up there.

 

[The First Fag]

Lol, let's see how well my language training app has taught me. I'm gonna guess Porco is pig, Obeso is obese, and Morbido is morbidly. Putting it all together we get, "Ralph is a morbidly obese pig." How'd I do?

"Godspeed you morbid(ly) obese pig". So I'd say pretty close

 

[WutangLee]

Meigh has no meaning to Null like Chris did. Null kind of built his empire on Chris. Meigh is a homewrecker horse lolcowlette who is probably fucking around on the side just like Ralph. There is no redeeming quality or personal anything to gain.

He'd just piss off Ralph more but that's not particularly difficult or out of the norm. Basically, no reason to that I can see.

Also, May has a sunken cost fallacy by this point. She went to great efforts to wedge herself between both Sandra and Faith, as well as destroying the relationship with her last group of friends. She'll choose Ralph every time because she can't admit she fucked up, and is likely in denial at this point. She had a kid with him out of spite, and now they're stuck with eachother. Well not necessarily, I doubt it would be difficult for Ralph to kick them to the curb; he seems to be okay with being a deadbeat father to his bastard.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

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I just noticed he has pawpaw's precious on him. Heres hoping our gunted hobbit can protect the one ring from falling into Portuguese hands!

Would be really funny if he got himself beat and mugged again but Papa Gunt's 1400 karat ring got left behind cuz even ghetto Portuguese pimps realize it's worse less than the sausage it's attached to

 

[Thumb Butler]

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I stand corrected

 

[Slimy Time]

Skipping through his livestream for anything funny, can't get over the selfie stick reflecting off his cheap sunglasses. This dude is a walking "I am a fat American tourist, please rip me off and mug me" advert.


Edit: This is him walking around with the stick there streaming. He must look so out of place in Lisbon, just some fat American with a selfie stick and sunglasses walking around by himself like some weirdo.

 

[Obscura539]

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he looks like he's having fun

“I make money either way, hater”.

Bruh, people are just throwing shekels at you so you’re can continue documenting your googly eyed face. You’re looking like Igor Ralph these days.

Also, did you get life insurance policies to benefit your children yet? With the way your body looks it’s probably a safer bet than a Gambian badminton match.

Seriously Ralph, get insurance on yourself for the kids. It would help the people that are raising them give them an honest shot at life.

 

[Ulkesh]

Is this the time Null offers to help May escape back to her parents with the baby or is she in too deep?

She’s a groomer pedophile who joined in on her troon boyfriend’s disgusting pedo anime garbage before cheating on him with a fat pig she knew was already involved with a knocked-up BPD 19 year old. She doesn’t deserve to be saved; she deserves to fester in the pig pen for the rest of her god-forsaken life.

Shame about the kid though.

 

[Slimy Time]

So there is a part of his stream which just epitomises Ralph out and about in a foreign country. It's about 31:00 into his stream where he's gotten up and is walking to the harbour to look at the sea, and he has the outside camera on, so you can see where he's walking. There are groups of people and tourists being there and with their family/friends. A T2S chat comes in about Venti charging for some stream and he very loudly proclaims "I WOULDN'T GIVE THOSE FUCKING WHORES ANY MONEY". He's just a public embarrassment. No wonder he got mugged last time. He stands out enough that other tourists seem to be shooting glances at him.

 

[Tiberius Rising]

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How is Ralph that pale. Does he avoid the sun the same way he avoids his son?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

So some people I chat with occasionally have speculated that Ralph may be back in Portugal specifically to look at Rental Properties. They pointed to laws and livable standards as a prime cause for this but when I decided to look into it I found out that Portugal is one of the few few countries that has told america repeatedly it does not recognize extradition in many circumstances however it is apart of the Extradition Treaty. Specifically they only will extradite if the crime is extremely recent and is a capital crime such as Murder etc. even then is questionable. Just a few cases of Portugal telling america to fuck off exist in basic google search.


I find it very possible that ralph is attempting to look into moving out of country to avoid US state cases/civil cases as well as Taxation litigation. With Portugal conveniently being a possible safe haven(as long as the gunt doesnt do felon criminal cases anytime soon in America).

Im not sure if this has been touched on in this gunt threads but I am a fan of this theory nonetheless.

 

[sha k (pronouced shack)]

Skipping through his livestream for anything funny, can't get over the selfie stick reflecting off his cheap sunglasses. This dude is a walking "I am a fat American tourist, please rip me off and mug me" advert.


Edit: This is him walking around with the stick there streaming. He must look so out of place in Lisbon, just some fat American with a selfie stick and sunglasses walking around by himself like some weirdo.

dont know how people who vlog shit dont feel incredibly obnoxious and gay. i would be really embarrassed lugging my fat around holding my phone up to my face, yelling into it while a robot reads out donations from Xander Vickers.

 

[BlackDragoons]

So some people I chat with occasionally have speculated that Ralph may be back in Portugal specifically to look at Rental Properties. They pointed to laws and livable standards as a prime cause for this but when I decided to look into it I found out that Portugal is one of the few few countries that has told america repeatedly it does not recognize extradition in many circumstances however it is apart of the Extradition Treaty. Specifically they only will extradite if the crime is extremely recent and is a capital crime such as Murder etc. even then is questionable. Just a few cases of Portugal telling america to fuck off exist in basic google search.


I find it very possible that ralph is attempting to look into moving out of country to avoid US state cases/civil cases as well as Taxation litigation. With Portugal conveniently being a possible safe haven(as long as the gunt doesnt do felon criminal cases anytime soon in America).

Im not sure if this has been touched on in this gunt threads but I am a fan of this theory nonetheless.

Would make sense. But with Ralphs penchant of being a huge cow and breaking laws regardless of what country how long do you think he'll last?

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Not really keeping up with this one like the last trip because this one just seems kinda boring and doesn't have the build up as the last... but I do find it funny he planned this trip better this time, he even has a selfie stick and internet and all so he can live stream. But despite obviously spending more time planning it, he still couldn't convince Dick Masterson to come with him. Or anyone. Every pic I've seen so far has him just been walking around alone.