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[AMHOLIO]

Kevin pre-troon is a good argument on why even if you're not the best looks or personality wise, you can still have a long term relationship and experience love & sex at least once in your life.

Kevin post-troon is a good argument on why not to have love and/or sex with just anyone, and there are much, much worse fates than dying a kissless virgin.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I think you're probably right -it looks like Brighton. Although I was kind of hoping it was going to be Southend (because that's equally hilarious to me)

I'm hoping one of his 'wives' he's going to visit lives in some post industrial wasteland in darkest middlesborough where the local pasttimes are vandalising bus stops and heroin

 

[Oxyjen]

Just another tacit admission that he's a gay MAN imo. No-one stereotypes lesbians as fans of poppers.

Hmm. I wouldn’t rule it out.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I feel like if he got his butt touched by their micro dicks he would have posted about it directly. Kevin isn't exactly known for being a lyrical wordsmith when it comes to literary allusions.

I agree. I think the gay milestone he means is poppers themselves. It probably makes him feel more queer and valid.

I'm apparently really gunning for more Horrifying ratings (so I might as well lean into it), but why would Kevvy use poppers if he's not getting his rusty balloon knot pounded? My understanding is that the primary purpose of amyl nitrate is to loosen the butthole for more vigorous coal shoveling, which is why it's primarily a recreational drug among gay men.

I agree that Kevvy wouldn't spell it out if he did anal because yeah, what get the amhole then? His big reasoning was wanting to shove bad dragon dildos into himself.

ETA: Goddamnit @Oxyjen That doesn't fit in my premise lol. Why the fuck would women use these? Nvmd I don't want to know.

ETA2: Ok I DID want to know. Who am I kidding? Apparently this is why and how:



All that said, I still maintain that the classic and most common use is to loosen the butthole of gay guys for ghey secks, and Occam's Razor reluctantly forces me to conclude Kevvy likes it in the poop shoot so long as he's fed a constant stream of party drugs.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Hmm. I wouldn’t rule it out.

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I love you but that article doesn't substantiate. It cites the following:
-generic tranny, mtf
-Sam Smith, non-binary male bummer
-Cat Marnell, actual female chemical trashcan
-'Ms Yates', a straight girl.
-Charlie XCX, actual female fag hag is mentioned as holding a bottle of poppers for self promotional purposes.

Plus general references to fashion thots. I'm not getting a lot of lesbian out of this.

 

[Oxyjen]

I love you but that article doesn't substantiate. It cites the following:
-generic tranny, mtf
-Sam Smith, non-binary male bummer
-Cat Marnell, actual female chemical trashcan
-'Ms Yates', a straight girl.
-Charlie XCX, actual female fag hag is mentioned as holding a bottle of poppers for self promotional purposes.

Plus general references to fashion thots. I'm not getting a lot of lesbian out of this.

Thanks for the article summary, I hadn’t managed to read it past their paywall.

And yes, I wasn’t claiming that Lesbians using it was actually a thing, just a weary observation that many trannies call themselves lesbians, and the crossover of tranny/gooner/poppers porn (yes, I’m sorry I know that those are even categories), and it’s influence on culture, you can see where this is coming from.

 

[Piss Bear]

Not to defend Kevin but plenty of (not most, obviously) gay guys aren't into butt stuff, and generally just do "everything but"

I’m aware, and I do respect that. But Kevin isn’t a normal gay guy, he claims to be as kinky as they come… and yet he can’t even be bothered to do anal lmao. The replies upthread of Kevin being even too lazy to do a handjob sound about right. And just sitting there with his mouth open… lmfao. I think that one is a bit too far, but I will say Kevin probably gives the worst head.

Seriously, he was worried about how the cum would taste? I think he’s using his “autism” to mask his prison gay status. I bet he hates anything to do with dick. But he really has no choice now.

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This is such a middle-aged male thing to do when taking a selfie. I swear almost all of my male friends on Facebook make the exact same face in their profile picture. This isn’t a “quirky face” a woman would do, it’s 100% a male thing. Lmfao.

Patrick, your maleness is showing.

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I’m not autistic enough to edit this but anyone else feel free lmao.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

You can just use it for any sex, if you and you're partner get a good lungful on the short strokes you're going to have a head exploding orgasm. Or so I've been told (I've had enough horrifying ratings for one day).

When we were young 'uns we'd open a bottle and put it on the side in an unventilated room, then you all gradually get silly.
Although looking back I don't know if that was auto-suggestion, impressionable schoolkids and all that.

Anyway, I haven't touched it for decades cos it gives you a fucking killer headache, you can actually feel your brain cells dying.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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huh he actually manadged to make it look smooth for once too bad the rest is still ugly as sin.

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Firstly; wearing a letterman jacket Kevin (I think) I'm sorry high school wasn't the big musical you had hoped it would be but it was a LONG time ago. Troons/autists can never really move past that phase can they? Second, There's just something poeticly tragic about seeing such ugly genetic dead ends (well kevin anyways stubby dick still has a dick and presumably one functioning nard left and the woman[???] still has a womb.) contrasting with the beautiful seaside coast. Imagine if someone painted a lolcow into the bridges of madison county or any classic work of Rockwell's countrysides.

Hmm. I wouldn’t rule it out.

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The same thing is happening at an even faster rate with HiV prep. even if one isn't a carrier. It started as a miracle from the "almighty science" so the gays could fornicate with no shame or consequences, transitioned (no pun intended) to the fe-men transmen on grinder trying to get some from the one group on earth who's very nature makes them unattracted to them, and now is becoming a mainstream fixture among the masses. It's just as Huxley wrote about it too. People carrying around entire cases full of contraceptives and prophylactic's as common as they do makeup cases and wallets.

 

[Oxyjen]

The same thing is happening at an even faster rate with HiV prep. even if one isn't a carrier. It started as a miracle from the "almighty science" so the gays could fornicate with no shame or consequences, transitioned (no pun intended) to the fe-men transmen on grinder trying to get some from the one group on earth who's very nature makes them unattracted to them, and now is becoming a mainstream fixture among the masses. It's just as Huxley wrote about it too. People carrying around entire cases full of contraceptives and prophylactic's as common as they do makeup cases and wallets.

Huh. That came up on the Kindness thread a little while back, I did wonder. The general consensus was that that is what’s making her very ill. Strange times.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Huh. That came up on the Kindness thread a little while back, I did wonder. The general consensus was that that is what’s making her very ill. Strange times.

I thought it was her abuse of Adderall that Bonbon is now taking with her as well?

 

[AfghanBlue]

I was this close to actually being quite impressed that Kevin had indeed managed to pull this off (intercontinental travel)
- til I realised it just proves what an absolute fucking liar he is about how uwu disabled, helpless and autistic he is.

Not to mention how “skint”.

He so badly really is just a lazy thief lmao, like we knew this but to such an extent?
I thought at least he believed his own bullshit about being an incapacitated loon.

@FinnSven yeah Stubs dad will be able to do alright now; even if the ideas some were posting about “inheritance coming his way” are p much bullshit.
Regarding Glitter selling records, you still see comments like this on YouTube lmao

OK Mister perfect huffffff

 

[ten dollars off]

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Jesus. How the FUCK does he keep losing his hair after being castrated? His hairline is almost invisible now when facing him dead on. How he could possibly still think ANYONE, except for maybe toddlers or the senile, would mistake him for a woman is absurd. Not to mention at his lumbering Frankenstein's monster 6-foot height, anyone shorter seeing him at an upward angle is going to see even less of the hair.

Instead of taking a poll on when his amhole revision will happen, we should take a poll on when he'll resort to wearing a wig 24/7.

 

[Hitman One]

I was this close to actually being quite impressed that Kevin had indeed managed to pull this off (intercontinental travel)
- til I realised it just proves what an absolute fucking liar he is about how uwu disabled, helpless and autistic he is.

I wonder if he requested additional assistance from his airline and got driven through the airports on the little electric buggy thing. Even the thought makes me giggle.

 

[FinnSven]

I was this close to actually being quite impressed that Kevin had indeed managed to pull this off (intercontinental travel)
- til I realised it just proves what an absolute fucking liar he is about how uwu disabled, helpless and autistic he is.

Not to mention how “skint”.

He so badly really is just a lazy thief lmao, like we knew this but to such an extent?
I thought at least he believed his own bullshit about being an incapacitated loon.

@FinnSven yeah Stubs dad will be able to do alright now; even if the ideas some were posting about “inheritance coming his way” are p much bullshit.
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Yeah, it is weird but there are people who think even the most terrible people can be forgiven or at least still rewarded for their work.

Unless it is JK Rowling of course.
Fancy thinking that people who have penises and are desperate to enter female spaces might be a threat to women!
Clearly a worse crime than buying children to abuse.

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Anyway, Kevin here reminds me of the older guys who hung around youth clubs or the school gates when I was a teenager in the 90s.
Wearing out of style fashion which did not suit them, losing their hair, but trying to pull off a pony tail.

Steb looks very fucking weird.

 

[Lubby Smith]

"Amhole the Carpathian"

 

[AMHOLIO]

I can't picture Kevin with a wig. Putting one on requires effort. Then again, he COULD hoard and collect them...

 

[lamp shade]

There are no malicious edits that we could make that would make Kevin look worse than the selfies he voluntarily posts.



Also, has anyone compared Steb to the McPoyles yet?

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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[A Grey Cat]

"Amhole the Carpathian"
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By my ancestors! IS nothing sacred?! You DARE mock Vigo the unholy Mortal?!

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Good to see the UK is still suffering TP shortages just as amhole decided to drop in for a visit.

I wonder if he requested additional assistance from his airline and got driven through the airports on the little electric buggy thing. Even the thought makes me giggle.

give it a few more years and he'll be using a rascal to get where he needs to go. A south park episode has become reality yet again.

Huh. That came up on the Kindness thread a little while back, I did wonder. The general consensus was that that is what’s making her very ill. Strange times.

just goes to show eveything in KEKvinerse comes back around full circle.