DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FamicomGorby]

i'm willing to bet it's not a fight
keem probably knows phil is a chickenshit coward (look phil, i used the word shit so it's funny)

Whatever it is the best we can really get from it is getting Dave somewhere where he can't lean in on anyone who goes against what he says or bothers him. Basically what we should have gotten during the bankruptcy saga if Covid hadn't happened and Dave was forced to go to actual courthouse where 'tractors could find him instead of calling in.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT IN HALF LIFE, THEY GIVE YOU A CROWBAR.. SUPER EXCLUSIVE HIDDEN SECRET

I've got a few secrets to share with you people from 3 games, are you ready??? Make sure to keep those a secret.

Did you know that in GTA Vice City there are gun shops where you can buy weapons?
Did you know that in MGS: Peace Walker the more AI memory boards you collect the stronger and harder the boss fight against ZEKE is?
Did you know that in Rome Total War if you build stables in a city it allows you to recruit cavalry units?

Pretty cool huh?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Is there a reason we're assuming Keem wants to pay some other lolcow to beat up Phil? Because the last time Phil got anywhere near agreeing to a fight, it would've ended in a lame wrestling gag were it not for Viscant having more sense than the retarded manchild who really shouldn't be spending a single second of his life unsupervised by an adult.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Big Ups to Call Of Doody/Doody Streams for this clip

So watching Phil sperg on about that Vince McMahon is claiming all his videos and restrictions are in several countries, especially for his on-demand channel...


Why not Phil, just fucking stop recording for YouTube and stream as an event? On demand videos rake in less than 500 views and even then, ads on your channel only makes you $5 or less?

You could essentially make the stream a one off event not for archival purposes, even if you don't get Ad money or even have videos claimed that would have been a lesson to tell you certain markets have licensing issues with Smackdown events, and then the algorithm is just being a douche and so sensitive for a game that thinks it's a real television event...

But you had the option to counter claim and say as well as prove you're playing a video game instead of a live event and get monetisation going...

Yes YouTube is a mountainous area of conflicting terms of service and content context but you of all people the Valedictorian should know fucking better

Like, it's not that hard to look at one video that's claimed and then work around what is to analyse and catch videos which will be restricted and which won't..

It's just you Phil, that's it, not the games, nor YT, just you who refuses to adapt and change to make better than shit tier

Whatever it is the best we can really get from it is getting Dave somewhere where he can't lean in on anyone who goes against what he says or bothers him. Basically what we should have gotten during the bankruptcy saga if Covid hadn't happened and Dave was forced to go to actual courthouse where 'tractors could find him instead of calling in.

I always said CoronaVirus had missed opportunities especially that creditors could hire or contract out Auditors to really settle in the PigPen and check up on statements and actual liquidity for selling his assets...

Phil trying to use big words is like lighting a fire using sand... Totally worthless and does nothing at all..

The phone calls were Excellent Ops, just never went far enough because of Lockdowns and restrictions on movement and contact, although Phil would never have turn up for Court just file paperwork and hope the Creditors just save face and grant it unless above they go in Metal Gear Solid and pull some juicy docs on his expenditure

Other than that totally agree, his Bankruptcy would have gone far more in favour of the Creditors and claiming back the monies

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Interesting thing to keep in mind: This isn't the first time the idea of Phil fighting has been floating around. The pig probably wants to LARP a WWE match so he won't shut down the idea entirely. If his opponent would be someone like Wings, I think he'd agree to it MAYBE ( and that's a huge maybe). Wings would still kick his shit in.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Why does everyone think Keem's Millions are for fighting?
The down payment (which Phil has already received and spent) is for the Content Creators Pentathlon: ASMR, Mukbang, Body Painting, Cosplay, and Sissy Hypno.

 

[Pargon]

Why does everyone think Keem's Millions are for fighting?
The down payment (which Phil has already received and spent) is for the Content Creators Pentathlon: ASMR, Mukbang, Body Painting, Cosplay, and Sissy Hypno.

I read this post and now all I can think of is Phil cosplaying as Sailor Bluto, fuck you right in the ear canal.

 

[TheTractor]

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The dude pigsplainned what Reddit was to his mouth drooling dent heads. He also pigplainned what a produce section was in a grocery store.

DSP has issues in the head (shocking)

 

[Sup3r]

Either his fans are zoomer kids or he thinks his fans are dents. Either way probably stupid of him to say that.

He reads here, he knows how retarded his own fans are.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Fighting out of Renton, WA in the Gamerweight divison

Philip "The camera's on" Burnell

 

[We Are The Witches]

Some more superthanks I saw.
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What would be DSP's entrance theme? You know besides the typical suggestions like this.

Spoiler: Money

 

[Wasabi Panda]

This is late but...oh well..

I couldn't be assed to bother with phil after ER he's just so boring and fake, I popped in a few times to the last two LTTP streams and, jesus, my toddler watched kids youtube videos with more sincerity and better acting with the same "talking to a child tone"

BUT I did see the snort burnell vid about his take on max.

Phil....bubby.. you are a fucking idiot.

There's a lot to take away from this, ofc there's boat loads of shit he got wrong about max, how ironically PP runs around claiming slander as he slanders max and how he thinks you have to be special and chosen for Mulitversesus, like I got in to the NDA test and this one, by phials logic I and anyone who got chosen for those are more of a pillar in the FGC than him. I knew my second place college tournament VF win would come in handy!

BUT! What stuck out to me is he admits he only reads the beginning of a TWEET when looking for things for his pod-a-cast, this fucker only reads the beginning of a 280 character tweet and acts like it's a chore to read more to get to the ad hashtag. A fucking tweet is too much work for this lazy blob.

That explains so much, I guess I gave him too much credit when I said he just reads the headline and makes up a story, shit he probably just looks at the picture and reads the first 3 words...4 if he's feeling saucy. then runs to his pod-a-cast and blathers on about some shit he made up in his head...

 

[BlackDragoons]

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What would be DSP's entrance theme? You know besides the typical suggestions like this.

Spoiler: Money

Probably this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtVteemLin4

 

[Piece of Peace]

Some more superthanks I saw.
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Can we petition the Singaporean embassy to do something about this retard?

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Fucking seriously? That fairy is the only way to get the silver arrows which are required to beat the game! Phil talking out of his ass, as usual.

Technically you can beat Ganon without them...it's just tedious and annoying. Basically for a frame or two before he teleports in the final phase he is vulnerable to spin attacks. The timing is very tight though, too early and you stun him and deal no damage and too late you just miss.

It's not even a hidden location...there's a bloody crack in the wall and at the point when you reach the dark world you've been conditioned into chucking a bomb at anything with a crack.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

Just a reminder that there is a thread about Phil vs. Wings vs. Jack Scalfani for intellectuals who wish to examine the idea of DSP cage matches in greater detail.

And anyways, I wouldn't pay 50k to beat Phil up, especially since he's an old man and that would be unfair. I'd just go to dinner with him and talk to him. I'll bet if you got a few drinks in him he'd probably actually be pretty interesting to talk to, I'd imagine he has some very unique perspectives he wouldn't ordinarily share on stream that he'd be happy to own up to if he was drunk and in a more personal situation. I'd probably pat him on the shoulder at one point, and he'd appreciate the close human contact. Like you wouldn't be friends, but it would probably be an ok evening.

In Japanese business culture they say you can't trust a man until you get drunk with him.


Of course he was, if Philburt wasn't begging he wouldn't have anything else to do. It isn't the gin and WWE champions that brings him joy, it's the attainment of money to burn that does.

Why don’t you offer him a blowjob too, faggot.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So watching Phil sperg on about that Vince McMahon is claiming all his videos and restrictions are in several countries, especially for his on-demand channel...

If you saw his page on the screen, well over 80% of people can watch the videos. Typical drama mountain molehill Phail.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I wonder if Phil confused the fairy room with the Chris Houlihan room?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I wonder if Phil confused the fairy room with the Chris Houlihan room?

He'd never admit to it and would ban anyone who tried to correct him.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

I'd just go to dinner with him and talk to him. I'll bet if you got a few drinks in him he'd probably actually be pretty interesting to talk to, I'd imagine he has some very unique perspectives he wouldn't ordinarily share on stream that he'd be happy to own up to if he was drunk and in a more personal situation. I'd probably pat him on the shoulder at one point, and he'd appreciate the close human contact. Like you wouldn't be friends, but it would probably be an ok evening.

If Phil couldn't be a decent friend to Jahn Rambo, the love of his life, you're not gonna be the one to break through. You sound like one of those "healer" types, except that's something a woman would do. Phil is not a human, he has no perspectives to offer in his dim oddly shaped head. He's even more of a witless bummer when he's drunk. He does not have the capacity to be grateful for your friendship, he can only be a miserable pile of garbage (more so than his actual pile of garbage). You dumb Carlton looking ass faggot.