DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DownwardFowl]

Yeah that sounds really gay. You want to go out on a date with phil and talk about his feelings and touch him?

I'd rather see him get his ass beat. I've wanted to see that goofy looking head/face punched ever since the first time I saw it.

Phil is a toxic ass clown with zero personality. How anyone could sit there and say they’d have a beer with him is wild.

 

[Sup3r]

I think all of us know Phil will never agree to a fight, but I do wonder what Phil would be willing to do for $50k and that he bothered replying to Keem thinking it was possible. Probably just something boring and stupid like "Sir, Mr. Keem, I would be willing to do an INTERVIEW for $50k, but I can't meet anyone in person to protect my FAMILY."

Will we finally find something Phil won't do for money? I wouldn't be surprised either way. It's just going to be interesting to see if Phil finally says no to money.

 

[FaXmachine]

Just a reminder that there is a thread about Phil vs. Wings vs. Jack Scalfani for intellectuals who wish to examine the idea of DSP cage matches in greater detail.

And anyways, I wouldn't pay 50k to beat Phil up, especially since he's an old man and that would be unfair. I'd just go to dinner with him and talk to him. I'll bet if you got a few drinks in him he'd probably actually be pretty interesting to talk to, I'd imagine he has some very unique perspectives he wouldn't ordinarily share on stream that he'd be happy to own up to if he was drunk and in a more personal situation. I'd probably pat him on the shoulder at one point, and he'd appreciate the close human contact. Like you wouldn't be friends, but it would probably be an ok evening.

In Japanese business culture they say you can't trust a man until you get drunk with him.


Of course he was, if Philburt wasn't begging he wouldn't have anything else to do. It isn't the gin and WWE champions that brings him joy, it's the attainment of money to burn that does.

Are you Snowkarl? I can't imagine how you are feeling is much different than him if you aren't.

I'll give you a tip for free, its really obvious but Phil can't be fixed or helped, hug him kiss him, give him alcohol or food, even money. He won't change not even to help himself out of this deep deep misery.

 

[ZehnBoat]

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT IN HALF LIFE, THEY GIVE YOU A CROWBAR.. SUPER EXCLUSIVE HIDDEN SECRET

 

[TomBradysVagina]

>people demand to see Jasper
>Phil denies them for months
>Keem teases 50k
>he shows his pussy instantly
what did he mean by this?

There was a community post on one of the clip channels yesterday that was saying Kat is divorcing him. Evidence was no wedding ring and something about the cat. I'm sure he didn't read that and this wasn't his stupid way of denying it.

 

[Providence Backing_21]

he's so out of touch that he doesn't understand this is how people communicate these days

The amount he mentions that silly hotmail account. Pigpiggo has him at 535 mentions of hotmail. It's almost part of his brand (behind the scenes). Along with "Guys I'm gonna really need your help" and Tips I get those immediately. Also still not having a green screen out of touch all around.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

All these recent memes about "get in the van kid, I got free candy/content" reminds me of an old joke about jews. I think it might apply to Phil too so here goes:
Q: What did DSP say to the underage PandaLee?
A: "Wanna BUY some candy?"

 

[Agent Proper]

This whole thing with Keem has some potential. Phil has already looked desperate (unblocking Keem/Drama engagement), strange (DM me Reeeeee), and greedy (50k is about 180.3 Hogans) all in one day.

 

[Corpun]

DSP unblocked him so he can talk to him. He talks to him. "We have to do this again"?

DSP is such a punchable person. Holy fuck someone needs to beat the shit out of him.

Too bad he will cower and whimper that he is a depressed alcoholic and it's bad to hurt him like a bitch.

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What an ugly bastard.

That 50k is already spent in his mind.

And if he gets it he will memory hole it in a week

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DSP on the frontpage of r/cringe congrats Phil!

https://old.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/uvqrqa/streamer_gets_400_in_memberships_says_thats_not/

I love Phil lashes out at Reddit and proves how much of a toxic asshole he is then calls them morons for giving him ad revenue. Like seriously good job dumbass showing that yes you really are a toxic asshole. I'm sure if Reddit was sucking his cock he would be slobbering over them and thanking them for views and new members.

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How crazy do you think it drives Phil that outside of detractor forums and his paypigs he is literally only known as the guy who jerked off on livestream? That's the very first thing people learn about him.

I'm sure it makes Phil mad. He has always played it off and he only plays shit off when he knows he gets laughed at for it, ala Lightning Returns unboxing being satire now dood.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Will we finally find something Phil won't do for money?

We have already, it's called work

 

[Vic Viper T301]

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HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT IN HALF LIFE, THEY GIVE YOU A CROWBAR.. SUPER EXCLUSIVE HIDDEN SECRET

Fucking seriously? That fairy is the only way to get the silver arrows which are required to beat the game! Phil talking out of his ass, as usual.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Will we finally find something Phil won't do for money? I wouldn't be surprised either way. It's just going to be interesting to see if Phil finally says no to money.

If he takes the money he spends it on gacha so it's whatever, if he doesn't take the money he looks like a bitch that is scared of fighting and leaving his bubble, plus his narrative of "I don't have money for bills please tip me or I won't be able to buy groceries" looks even more stupid because if you are actually struggling you wouldn't reject 50k.

 

[BlackDragoons]

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HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT IN HALF LIFE, THEY GIVE YOU A CROWBAR.. SUPER EXCLUSIVE HIDDEN SECRET

Either his fans are zoomer kids or he thinks his fans are dents. Either way probably stupid of him to say that.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Keemstar may be a PoS but he isn't dumb, any money would only be forthcoming from a legally binding contract.

Legally binding contract. Like a mortgage, bankrupcy forms, a marriage certificate ect?

 

[FamicomGorby]

Legally binding contract. Like a mortgage, bankrupcy forms, a marriage certificate ect?

Well the difference is that Keem would actually wanna sue Dave instead of just writing it off as not being worth the trouble. So if Dave reneges then he's gonna have to do a fundraiser to pay for a lawyer. Or he'd ignore it, get a default judgement against him, and then hope that he's somehow judgement proof or something.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Well the difference is that Keem would actually wanna sue Dave instead of just writing it off as not being worth the trouble. So if Dave reneges then he's gonna have to do a fundraiser to pay for a lawyer. Or he'd ignore it, get a default judgement against him, and then hope that he's somehow judgement proof or something.

I dont give a fuck about Keem mate, he's trolling the detractors as well as Phil with this malarky.

Im just here to laugh at the Pigroach

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I think all of us know Phil will never agree to a fight, but I do wonder what Phil would be willing to do for $50k and that he bothered replying to Keem thinking it was possible. Probably just something boring and stupid like "Sir, Mr. Keem, I would be willing to do an INTERVIEW for $50k, but I can't meet anyone in person to protect my FAMILY."

I can already see the conversation:
'Are you sick in the head, morahn? I'm middle aged. I'm too old to fight anyone.'

'But Phil, we would train you and it would be full sanctio-'

*SNORT*'Shut up, dood. I don't need to be getting hurt. I'm too old, and I have carpal tunnel, and muh back, and muh gout, and I just want to be a gamer. 13 years ago I was wrongfully fired from a helicopter company. And I just fail into this job as a content creator. I was then fucked over by a group of mentally ill nudniks and had to become a full time livestreamer so please support me and tips help the most... and a I have a family too!'

 

[snort inquisition]

I dont give a fuck about Keem mate, he's trolling the detractors as well as Phil with this malarky.

Im just here to laugh at the Pigroach

how is he trolling detractors? we know this is not something phil would ever agree to, if they do talk about in in email, keem will leak whatever phil says, if pigs fly and phil actually agrees, we get to see him get beat up

to be clear this is not something that keem will be paying for outright, the fight would be pay per view and that would be what the cut for each fighter is

 

[Abe Vigoda]

The amount he mentions that silly hotmail account. Pigpiggo has him at 535 mentions of hotmail. It's almost part of his brand (behind the scenes). Along with "Guys I'm gonna really need your help" and Tips I get those immediately. Also still not having a green screen out of touch all around.

I still can’t get over that this man who LARPs as some college-educated small business owner is using fucking Hotmail in 2022.

 

[ZehnBoat]

how is he trolling detractors? we know this is not something phil would ever agree to, if they do talk about in in email, keem will leak whatever phil says, if pigs fly and phil actually agrees, we get to see him get beat up

i'm willing to bet it's not a fight
keem probably knows phil is a chickenshit coward (look phil, i used the word shit so it's funny)