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Flawless logic.
 
"Why am I always the center of attention?" - Corey
Because you won't ever shut the fuck up. One pointless tangent leads to another and you can't go 10 minutes without talking about what makes you spit ropes out your dick. Tomar has said maybe seven words this entire series and the second people are trying to talk over him he gets annoyed and asks why he's being mocked. And just because you acknowledge your degeneracy, that doesn't make it ok or at least ok to discuss so openly. I was eating during the last Sonic video and I was legitimately getting frustrated that he wouldn't shut the fuck up about scat fetishists. I see the stuff sometimes on 4chan but come on you don't click on that stuff, but here it was unavoidable. And I think it's me reading into it too much but it seemed Zack and Chris were hoping he'd rap it up soon but he didn't. And if they weren't then I would defiantly have been. If a friend o mine started talking this openly about this stuff id excuse myself to the bathroom to get out of there. Love you man but please it's like a constant stream of noise.
Seriously, the guy in the hoodie starts sounding like Hunter S. Thompson after hitting the salvia.

Ignore this terrible drug!
Was about going say exactly that
 

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I was eating during the last Sonic video and I was legitimately getting frustrated that he wouldn't shut the fuck up about scat fetishists.
People always say shit like this but never in my life have I been physically affected by people talking about something disgusting, whether I'm eating at the time or not.

If you're having like a bagel or something and I say to you "excrement!", will you projectile vomit, you big ninny?
 
"Why can't we go back to the old days where I didn't know what makes you shoot strings of cum." - Zach Hadel 2022 Sonic Heroes.
Truly Zach Hadel's most based moment
Anyone complaining about Corey episodes should be hung from the Newgrounds offices.
It's hanged and you're right
Worry not my brother for in several nights' moons pregame discharge shall come soon
 
Allow me to blow your mind, dude.
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No ya, I closed the video, and reading back that was a dumb fucking comment. MAI spam was justified. Did my comment warrant a gif though?
If you're having like a bagel or something and I say to you "excrement!", will you projectile vomit, you big ninny?
Don't pretend there isn't a difference between a 9-minute conversation about scat and that.
 
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