Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

r8 me l8 but has anyone EVER bought one of staph's kindergarten art projects
I bought two of her patches last March, and she sent me a third one free. I keep them in my bookshelf:
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I'm not worried about the scotch tape ruining them since there's nothing that could make them any worse.
 
I bought two of her patches last March, and she sent me a third one free. I keep them in my bookshelf:
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I'm not worried about the scotch tape ruining them since there's nothing that could make them any worse.
Never forget about the poor AIDS that Biden is keeping in cages.

Or how you can prevent the neet co-op.

OR HOW YOU SHOULD SHOW MAPS (but MOGAIs are A-OK!) NO MERCY!
 
"FOR A GIMP OF FIDDLE SO VOCAL ABOUT WOPIENS RI6HTS TERFS HAVEN'T SAID HUCH AOOOT REVVADE"
The Yugo one is mostly legible but it's fucking dumb, Ukraine VS Russia is nothing like the Yugoslavian war. There's one single similarity I can find: an extremely strong sentiment of nationalism.
"UKES, POUOS, 8 HARSHES SHOULD DE PROTECTED"
30 Helens agree Gyro's speddy patches are terrible low-effort shit no one should buy unironically. They don't even qualify as outsider art, that's more like the Dorito Man's thing.
 
Man oh man, I'm excited for the Staph moving story arc. I think I recall her talking about the possibility of arranging a hook-up whilst her parents were out of town last year, but nothing more was said about it. It made me wonder if she will actively try and arrange some hook-ups (smol birbs only) when she gets her new place and gets herself in some risky situations. But this is Staph, who is more likely to just tweet about trying to work a microwave (and how cooking instructions are ableist) and how her neighbour is a TERF because they stared at her retard hat trying to read the pins.
I'm pretty disappointed that she hasn't mentioned anything else about her sister. Usually Staph likes offering up every private detail of someone's life, so maybe after that pronoun discussion her sister backed away slowly and Staph lost interest. From the little that Staph mentioned, she sounded like a more functional member of society than Staph, but imagine if we had ended up with Staph part 2.

Long time reader, first time poster. Came here to read about Onision's Chris Hansen drama when that shit happened, found Staph, drank up every drop of milk on this thread and never left. I've found no other cow as entertaining as her, she really set the level high.
 
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Her parents totally applied and now paid for the place. Totally bona fide independent adult, folx!

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Stop sperging about other people's lives.

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Because her elderly parents who already have to take care of your cat totally want another.

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How to convince people of your position: REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

This person is also 100% right to be concerned about puberty blockers that are advertised as having no side effects but the queers only started caring about 'side effects' when there wasn't enough penis tissue to make an innie.

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For those who thought the haircut looked good I give you this monstrosity.

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Probably because its inedible weeds from the side of the road.

Again, totally should live on her own.

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Looks like a toddler made it.

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Oh god, we've come full circle!

Includes playlists of true crime and paranormal shit as well as these two videos:

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Not really worth archiving, but does include granny voice.
 
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How to convince people of your position: REEEEEEEEEEEEE.
No one is doing this to intersex kids anymore. But "trans" kids are being put on puberty blockers and having their teets yeeted by shady "medical professionals" and getting asspats for it.

Also you're not intersex so shut up and stay in your lane, Staphanie.
 
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Probably because its inedible weeds from the side of the road.

How to get your parents to eat what you cook:

- Learn recipes they like
- Make them, even if you don't eat it yourself
- Try not to put inedible plants you find in the Wegmans parking lot into the dish
- ???
- Profit
 
I might actually know something about the intersex community if trans and ~*queer*~ people stood aside and let their struggles actually be heard, instead of being used as a 'gotcha' on twitter arguments. And like I said in the Kevin thread, I don't think people would be okay with genital surgery on intersex infants if they knew that's what's going on. If that's what's even happening, idk.

lmao at Stephanie not even being able to afford a security deposit on her shitty apartment and feels omg so bad you guise about stealing from her mother. Warning you now, it's not going to get any easier! And I'm looking forward to it.
 
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Her parents totally applied and now paid for the place. Totally bona fide independent adult, folx!

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Stop sperging about other people's lives.

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Because her elderly parents who already have to take care of your cat totally want another.

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How to convince people of your position: REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

This person is also 100% right to be concerned about puberty blockers that are advertised as having no side effects but the queers only started caring about 'side effects' when there wasn't enough penis tissue to make an innie.

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For those who thought the haircut looked good I give you this monstrosity.

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Probably because its inedible weeds from the side of the road.

Again, totally should live on her own.

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Looks like a toddler made it.

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Oh god, we've come full circle!

Includes playlists of true crime and paranormal shit as well as these two videos:

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Not really worth archiving, but does include granny voice.
The lack of awareness...smdh. Imagine soliciting money online for shelter and then explaining that your mommy paid for it already, you just want to pay her back.
(No shade on anyone who's gotten help from mom and dad! Provided you didn't immediately e-beg afterward.)

Stephanie reminds me of the weekend warrior girls who would tag along with crust punks now and then. The crusties would put up with those girls as long as they bought 40 oz malt liquors with their debit cards before driving back to the nice side of the bridge at the end of the night.

As for being a "solar punk" who works a "communal garden," I would love to see this grown woman, who can't bear to approach an ice cream shop for permission to sell goods in their parking lot, try and work in an honest-to-god communal garden (not just playing in the mud in some p-patch her mom has a plot in or whatever). The work it takes, especially getting started, plus coordinating with others and pulling your own weight, Stephanie could never.
 
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Man... it's one thing for someone to ask their parents for help if they've fallen on hard times or if there's some kind of emergency, but the fact that Stephanie's mom paid like $600 for a deposit for this apartment is depressing as fuck. We all know mama frigly's not getting that money back - Steph has no financial plan in place to support herself, she's given up on finding work, her only hope is ebegging and she can't even net more than $100 that way. I know her parents have been major enablers in her life (I feel like a lot of NEETs' parents have codependency issues that contribute to their kids being NEETs), but it has to be so saddening to adopt and raise this kid and she ends up like... this.
 
I knew she didn't have the money for even a deposit. I mean we all did, but still... Plus good call to those said her poor parents where gonna have to flip the bill.

I really am low-key horrified as to how this is going to play out. I also hope she leaves the poor cat with her parents. It'd break my heart to know the poor thing was abandoned just cause this ass wanted to play pretend appartment life. The best way to put how I feel about this is : it's a massive multi car pile up that I just can't help but stare at.
 
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Her parents totally applied and now paid for the place. Totally bona fide independent adult, folx!

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Stop sperging about other people's lives.

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Because her elderly parents who already have to take care of your cat totally want another.

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How to convince people of your position: REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

This person is also 100% right to be concerned about puberty blockers that are advertised as having no side effects but the queers only started caring about 'side effects' when there wasn't enough penis tissue to make an innie.

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For those who thought the haircut looked good I give you this monstrosity.

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Probably because its inedible weeds from the side of the road.

Again, totally should live on her own.

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Looks like a toddler made it.

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Oh god, we've come full circle!

Includes playlists of true crime and paranormal shit as well as these two videos:

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Not really worth archiving, but does include granny voice.
Well, here comes the straight up Rabbie arc, begging for rent every month, just for it to magically be paid last minute.
 
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