What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[bearycool]

I kind hold a hybrid of The Great Replacement and The Dead Internet as my pet conspiracy theory.

It namely follows that bot culture spews the niche viewpoint as a “totally relevant” zeitgeist and perpetuates this culture through an echo chamber (see Twitter). It also is compounded with disinformation through erasure, which we can see with Media hyper focusing on a specific event, rather than taking on the entire breadth of like events that include white populations also getting shot.

I mean, there was a black cu Boulder professor that targeted the white population, but gets completely ignored when it comes to the mainstream.

Not all Mass shootings are the buffalo shooting, but because of the echo chamber of race, that is the focal point and only major discussion happening, when a myriad other events are happening in parellel that are being erased from the major discourse. This erasure does not help when news media use bots that promote the “TOTALLY RELEVANT” topic and disregard the “not so relevant…” data.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Werewolf and vampire stories were the old way of telling people about personality disorders.

Some personality types really do feel like they suck the life out of you when dealing with them.

 

[WinnieTheJew]

I kind hold a hybrid of The Great Replacement and The Dead Internet as my pet conspiracy theory.

It namely follows that bot culture spews the niche viewpoint as a “totally relevant” zeitgeist and perpetuates this culture through an echo chamber (see Twitter). It also is compounded with disinformation through erasure, which we can see with Media hyper focusing on a specific event, rather than taking on the entire breadth of like events that include white populations also getting shot.

I mean, there was a black cu Boulder professor that targeted the white population, but gets completely ignored when it comes to the mainstream.

Not all Mass shootings are the buffalo shooting, but because of the echo chamber of race, that is the focal point and only major discussion happening, when a myriad other events are happening in parellel that are being erased from the major discourse. This erasure does not help when news media use bots that promote the “TOTALLY RELEVANT” topic and disregard the “not so relevant…” data.

Agreed, but I think the "Dead Internet" theory only applies to certain mainstream news outlets and social media platforms. Small or niche websites still have relatively few bots and spam accounts showing up, which probably means larger targets are being selected for by whoever is doing the spamming.

I think the powers that be are waxing nostalgic for the media control they had in the early 80s. No internet, no complex home computers, no encryption. Only physical mail and a handful of approved TV channels feeding everyone a single narrative. The only way to regain that control is by preventing the average citizenry from speaking at all about anything for any reason. Coming right out and silencing everyone at once with hard power would've caused a backlash. Instead they've spent decades hollowing out the online town squares through censorship and bots until we've been left with empty husks pretending to be highly valued services.

 

[Fek]

I mean come on most conspiracy theories are retarded

I assume you're using the term to cover both conspiracy and theory, as most do.

If there were any particular category of them I'd hold up as an example that pretty much anyone could believe with even a small bit of digging, it'd be (nearly) all major things related to CIA fuckery (MKUltra being the poster child, of course). Globohomo fuckery (ex: Wu Flu fear mongering and subjugation of the populace) would probably be second place, but it's a bit too broad of a category for most to go along with completely.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

At the same time, MKULTRA actually happened so I'm willing to suspend my disbelief some times for the not so whacko ones.

MKULTRA is a funny one because the fact is that it happened; the conspiracy is that it accomplished anything beyond killing an elephant with lsd

 

[King Ghidorah]

MKULTRA is a funny one because the fact is that it happened; the conspiracy is that it accomplished anything beyond killing an elephant with lsd

The only abject lesson from MKULTRA is to not give funding to quacks who don't know what the fuck they're talking about

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

Black people don't exist.

 

[Wormy]

A secret cabal of insanely wealthy people running things behind the scenes? Yea, quite believe it. They're called The Rich.

 

[Certified_Autist]

All elections are "rigged"

@Fek


Speaking of conspiracy theories I actually believe in, this man is a paid, open, willfull establishment shill. This promotion of the Flat Earth ideology and the virulently destructive Tartarian Empire theory are done in order to disrupt discussion of more sensible and realistic conspiracy theories.

At best, this man is attempting to make sport of you. At worst, he is an operative who stands for the total destruction of everything you believe in. Your culture, your race, your religion, everything. According to the Tartarian Empire theory all current cultural and religious ideologies are artificial creations invented 200 years ago in the wake of the collapse of a world-spanning, highly advanced, multicultural, multi-racial empire that practiced a pagan theology.

This theory is an advanced and deliberate informational weapon designed to make the common populace doubt any pretense of identity they have. Once a large collapse scenario/Great Reset occurs, this theory will be disseminated in greater force as a means of thought control. Under its directives, all old-world information will be regarded as heretical and outlawed or destroyed. This extends even to religious texts as under the Tartarian Empire theory, all modern forms of Christianity, Judaism and Islam are actually inherently Satanic and druidic paganism is supposedly the true faith. Flat Earth and an accompanying geocentric model will also be promoted in order to make basic scientific study heretical.

I recommend you do whatever you can to familiarize yourself with the talking points of Flat Earth and the Tatarian Empire while you still have the freedom and the ability to do so. These people are an extremely dangerous destructive force that poses an existential threat to not just the human race, but all of our collected history and culture as they seek to rewrite it to fit their own twisted machinations. Do not allow these people to gain a foothold in conspiracy discussion circles. Already this interloper has meddled with productive discussion earlier in this thread.

I see the point you are driving at regarding Tartaria, but if that were the case and they were using it as the key of their Great Reset/Cultural Revolution 2.0, I think they would put more effort into shilling it.

I've researched a lot of the Tartaria/time reset stuff myself, and it is my view that "Tartaria" IS a distraction planted within the conspiracy community, but not neccesarily intended to change society but intended to throw actual researchers off the track. A red herring , if you will. There is a lot of stuff that, individually, doesn't seem significant but when taken together paints an interesting picture.

I do think that the Middle Ages were more technologically advanced that is generally acknowledged today- even mainstream historians are beginning to acknowledge that the "dark ages" were largely a myth. And there was a lot of very weird atmospheric electrical phenomena in the past that is much less prevalent today, though I don't know why or how it stopped. There are also some very weird "coincidences" like almost every census building suffering a fire in the late 1800s that destroyed the records, and how many Civil War photographs are clearly staged.

Not to get too politispergy, but look at how inaccurate the "official narrative" on everything is, vs reality, for the last 5 years. Do you think they just started lying a few years ago? No, they've been lying all along and people are only noticing now because of how easy the internet makes it to find information. Extend that back 500 years or 1000 years with no internet to circulate dissident information, and I can totally understand people questioning chronology, and whether history happened as described today, if it even happened at all.

It's even more plausible when you realize the current elites like the Rothschilds and Rockefellers are literally the direct descendants of the medieval elites like the Hapsburgs and Bourbons. The same circles of people, (almost all of them related to each other via blood and marriage) have been trying to influence things to their benefit for centuries, and are writing/rewriting whatever stories they need to justify it.

It's a big club, and we ain't in it.

TLDR: The official story on history is heavily edited and is full of holes, and Tartaria is a false lead to keep people from coming to any conclusions besides Tartaria.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

A working model of time travel was tested sometime in August 2067 and to study the impact on the future of changing the past, the lead on the project settled on going back to change the name of The Vittles to The Beatles.

So basically, the band we all know as The Beatles were actually in the unchanged timeline known as The Vittles. Their theory was that such a trivial change shouldn't impact anything else, while at the same time they would be able to quickly verify if the world famous Vittles had in fact shifted in history to be known as The Beatles.

Stuart Sutcliffe was selected as the entry point since he was close to John Lennon and was a beatnik artist who was very impressionable. In late 2066 the project settled on an accomplished artist (who has actually already been born, but has since died) to be the first person sent back in time to get close to Stuart through using her considerable artistic knowledge base, particularly by late-1950's standards. Stuart took to her as you would imagine, as she positioned herself as his art muse, and she encouraged him to cultivate his friendship with John Lennon as much as possible.

Anyway as Stuart & Lennon batted around various name changes they almost became The Beatles at a couple of different times, but each time settled on something else. Apparently she had pretty much given up on the idea of it working so she was ready to abandon The Beatles name and just settle on steering them away from The Vittles, which was John's choice. But at least if she could get them to settle anything other than The Vittles, at least her team would know the project was a success. But then one more name change and Stuart suggested The Beatles one more time and it clicked with John and the rest is history.

 

[TurdFondler]

Remember a few years ago when high ranking officials from all over the world (it might have included the pope) flew to Antartica for no reason?

Do you have a source for this?

 

[Tinfoil]

I do think that the Middle Ages were more technologically advanced that is generally acknowledged today- even mainstream historians are beginning to acknowledge that the "dark ages" were largely a myth. And there was a lot of very weird atmospheric electrical phenomena in the past that is much less prevalent today, though I don't know why or how it stopped. There are also some very weird "coincidences" like almost every census building suffering a fire in the late 1800s that destroyed the records, and how many Civil War photographs are clearly staged.

I remember reading a blog post by a mathematician years ago. Who was looking into the history of the Romans and their military engineering expertise. He said he calculated that something must be wrong, because the historians take on things would suggest for the amount of equipment they were carrying, each man must have the build of Arnold Schwarznegger. With the stamina of a triathlete. He suggests there are massive holes here that ancient historians are bushing over.

 

[Tinfoil]

Rothschild Family


with Clinton


with Windsor


with Schwarznegger


with Johnson


with Rockerfeller, Soros, Gates Sr.


with Epstein


with Lee Soo Man


with Kissinger, Portman


with the Pope

1938

 

[Fek]

I do think that the Middle Ages were more technologically advanced that is generally acknowledged today- even mainstream historians are beginning to acknowledge that the "dark ages" were largely a myth. And there was a lot of very weird atmospheric electrical phenomena in the past that is much less prevalent today, though I don't know why or how it stopped.

The illustrations showcasing people playing around with said atmospheric electrical phenomena kinda make me jealous, tbh. I presume you've seen what I'm referencing? I really need to be more meticulous about saving images as I find them.

There are also some very weird "coincidences" like almost every census building suffering a fire in the late 1800s that destroyed the records, and how many Civil War photographs are clearly staged.

I'd say it's pretty obvious that there was willful efforts made to bury some part of our past by any means necessary. I would very much like to figure out by whom and why. Have you uncovered anything to those ends in your digging, or have expanded thoughts on the matter?

Tartaria is a false lead to keep people from coming to any conclusions besides Tartaria.

Fair enough. Then dropping that title for it: What do you make of the idea of a very, very old civilization that either elected to or was somehow forced into spreading itself out across the world? I apparently don't have a good name for it that isn't inherently inflammatory to some, so call it whatever you'd like.

For the curious, here's a quick 10 minute video alluding to (part of) what I mean:
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I'm not sure I agree on some of his points, but I can certainly agree that these civilizations clearly did not develop without knowing each other existed. I just don't see a way it could have happened as it did without intercommunication going on, and any approved explanation I've found reads like a farce and a half.

 

[Cool Dog]

I believe tiktok is a chink glowup to collect material for future blackmail of powerful westerners

Put simply if future senator and presidential candidate mr.smith dont want the world to know he used to be catboiUwU69 and stream himself shoving dragon dildos up his ass wearing a maid costume then he better do exactly what cyborg Xi wants

Agreed, but I think the "Dead Internet" theory only applies to certain mainstream news outlets and social media platforms. Small or niche websites still have relatively few bots and spam accounts showing up, which probably means larger targets are being selected for by whoever is doing the spamming.

I think the powers that be are waxing nostalgic for the media control they had in the early 80s. No internet, no complex home computers, no encryption. Only physical mail and a handful of approved TV channels feeding everyone a single narrative. The only way to regain that control is by preventing the average citizenry from speaking at all about anything for any reason. Coming right out and silencing everyone at once with hard power would've caused a backlash. Instead they've spent decades hollowing out the online town squares through censorship and bots until we've been left with empty husks pretending to be highly valued services.

Dead internet makes sense when you see glowies talking about how they can get someone shadowbanned and the victim never realizes it

Getting you to talk with bots its the next logical step

 

[Scalar wave Physicist]

It was shortly talked about yesterday in the MATI thread, but I have had the impression that federal agencies are weaponizing CP for their own agenda for a while now.
I got that idea first when I got into the altchan-sphere and noticed that a lot of smaller imageboards had a problem with excessive CP spam. Sure, you could blame the lower moderation capabilities of those sites and the higher likelyhood of pedos/lolifags browsing those sites on it, but it all seemed too systematic. The spam set in once a new imageboard went up and even got a small amount of traffic. What's also kinda weird is that it always were imageboards that had some variety of /pol/ or other political discussion board. So all in all it wouldn't seem too far fetched to think that glowniggers are deliberately using their stock of CP (which they only have in the first place because they are supposed to prevent the spread of it) to take down smaller imageboards/discussion sites so they don't have to expend extra personnel monitoring them.
Another thing that got me thinking was the recent situation with Corey Barnhill. That man is a confirmed pedophile, so why is he still free? Well, he was involved in the Chanosphere as early as 2007 and had a few connections with other people involved in it. That was at a time where the feds weren't lagerly monitoring those corners of the web yet, so someone like him would've been a valuable asset to them especially considering his pedophilia as potential blackmail to have him fully under control.
And then theres this (I know, it's Reddit but this seems real and not LARP):


TL;DR: The Feds are using their access to CP to further their agenda and are even willing to tolerate actual pedophilia and harm to children in the process.

 

[RollerGator]

I believe in a theory where the powers that be use search engine analytics to predict the and or change future.

 

[TurdFondler]

The missing history theory isn't even that far fetched. There are so many parts of history that are undocumented, poorly documented or just forgotten. A good example is the story of the Spartans vs. The Persians. Hardcore History did a podcast on the Persian empire, and he mentioned that he had huge issues finding information about them. Lots of it was purely transactional: business records, tallies, maps, etc. But they were a colossal empire.

The spartans get all these beautiful stories so they have a much bigger impact in the larger historical narrative, whereas the Persian empire is basically a footnote.

This probably happens again and again, entire empires and civilizations just forgotten. But because social cohesion requires a clear historical narrative, we just kind of invent one that mostly fits. Academia is shit scared of alternatives, look at Kon Tiki, because so many profs would have their theses ruined and departments would become irrelevant. The real history is probably a LOT messier, harder to follow and honestly less believable than our current Western Civ story.

@Scalar wave Physicist
This is basically fact. The other thing I've noticed is glowie schizoposters. I perused 8chan for a bit, and anytime the discussion veered towards really, actually questioning the status quo and ESPECIALLY when concrete steps to change it were mentioned, a cadre of retards would step in and start blathering about reptilians or anunaki or space Egyptians. The conversation would be irreparably derailed.

 

[Mr Bunny]

The real history is probably a LOT messier, harder to follow and honestly less believable than our current Western Civ story.

Life is stranger than fiction.

 

[lemonsensei]

I want to believe that Mothman lives amongst us.