Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[DiscoRodeo]

That's why you bring a stick.




She's not that interesting at all. Chris made the incest saga all on his own. Bella was basically just a bystander as Chris once again ruined his own life. Her own accomplishments amount to, well, nothing. Even as a ween she's a failure.

Agreed that she's a fail troll,

Though on the incest saga, there were some laughs over her spectacular failure to both try and use her own involvement for internet points ("they'll praise 10th anon for this leak") and then how shit hit the fan when she got doxxed for being a retard and continued to dig that hole even deeper for herself, with shit like her stealing money from Chris or "we wanted to get him to kill himself" coming out.

I actually found Fiona more interesting, because of the "you actually had a young autistic girl interested in you, and you choose to fuck your mother, holy fuck"

 

[A-№1]

Agreed that she's a fail troll,

Ween, not troll.

and you choose to fuck your mother, holy fuck"

Well Barb was just down the hall, after all. Since when has Chris ever put effort into anything?

 

[DiscoRodeo]

Ween, not troll.



Well Barb was just down the hall, after all. Since when has Chris ever put effort into anything?

I think he said something along the lines of realizing that it wouldn't work out, because Fiona was going to be going to college and was a lot younger- but it's just spectacular how badly Chris fucked himself in that situation


He was literally skyping with her nightly, he might have actually met her in person at everfree (horrifying since she had just turned 1, Bella apparently planned on filming them having sex and there's conversations of her talking to Chris to convince him to let her document the experience, etc).

Almost guaranteed that it wouldn't work out between Chris and Fiona, but the notion that this is going on and he decides "you know what, no, I'm just going to get that Barbussy" is actually the the darkest, most retarded, most absurd lolcow move that I don't think either of them could see coming.

She's probably the closest he could get to a legitimate fan relationship, considering she seemed to have a weird fetish for older slobby (or possibly pedo) looking guys and Chris fell into that

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I think he said something along the lines of realizing that it wouldn't work out, because Fiona was going to be going to college and was a lot younger- but it's just spectacular how badly Chris fucked himself in that situation

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He was literally skyping with her nightly, he might have actually met her in person at everfree (horrifying since she had just turned 1, Bella apparently planned on filming them having sex and there's conversations of her talking to Chris to convince him to let her document the experience, etc.

Almost guaranteed that it wouldn't work out between Chris and Fiona, but the notion that this is going on and he decides "you know what, no, I'm just going to get that Barbussy" is actually the the darkest, most retarded, most absurd lolcow move that I don't think either of them could see coming.

She's probably the closest he could get to a legitimate fan relationship, considering she seemed to have a weird fetish for older slobby (or possibly pedo) looking guys and Chris fell into that

You know, I always wondered where that image of Fiona came from to create the meme. As far as anyone knows, we just have Chris's side of the facecam videos, and that one appears to be a still from her side.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

You know, I always wondered where that image of Fiona came from to create the meme. As far as anyone knows, we just have Chris's side of the facecam videos, and that one appears to be a still from her side.

Its just a reverse of this that I made for the meme

 

[Michael Janke]

She's not that interesting at all. Chris made the incest saga all on his own. Bella was basically just a bystander as Chris once again ruined his own life. Her own accomplishments amount to, well, nothing. Even as a ween she's a failure.

bella is the least interesting part of bella's life. Her father, michael janke is an ex navy seal who started up his own cybersecurity corporation. her mother is a boeing pilot for major airlines, and her stepmother is a CIA psychologist. bella is a flunky who got involved with retards.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

I disagree that Bella is uninteresting. All the drama she stirred up at Texas University was interesting to me. Even before the Chris shenanigans she managed to get in trouble with Title Nine which I understand to be pretty serious. Now since the immediate aftermath of the merge nothing interesting has happened but that doesn't nullify what came before.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

bella is the least interesting part of bella's life. Her father, michael janke is an ex navy seal who started up his own cybersecurity corporation. her mother is a boeing pilot for major airlines, and her stepmother is a CIA psychologist. bella is a flunky who got involved with retards.

Its just ironic the way everything worked out in the saga, other than the barb fucking.

Chris may have finally ended his love quest, but choose instead to head where it all began with Barb and his mommy issues.

Bella has a father who is a cyber security expert and glowie, and wound up having possibly the shittiest op sec in the internet. Entire saga is just full of humorous ironies

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

They're awful people, true, but that doesn't necessarily make them interesting.

That's the entire point of this website. Trainwrecks shouldn't be interesting, but they are. Everyone from Eugenia Cooney to Nikocado and from Gunt to Jessica Yaniv.

 

[A-№1]

Bella apparently planned on filming them having sex and there's conversations of her talking to Chris to convince him to let her document the experience, etc).

Of all the things they could have tried, what did Bella choose? The same tired old dead horse boyfriend-free-girl gambit that has been played on Chris dozens of times already. Bella literally couldn't think of anything better after all these years.

the notion that this is going on and he decides "you know what, no, I'm just going to get that Barbussy"

I suspect Chris and Barb had been going at it for a lot longer than Chris admits. Possibly since before Bella etc. were ever heard of.

That said, Fiona was just another boyfriend-free-girl on the internet, and Chris has plenty of experience with those. He's finally learned better than to trust them 100%. Meanwhile Barb was freely available right down the hall, and, best of all, she was 100% real. And it's not like Chris has any ethics or morals to stop him.

is actually the the darkest, most retarded, most absurd lolcow move that I don't think either of them could see coming.

These forums saw it coming. For years now it's been a joke that Chris and Barb would eventually fuck. Except some of us were not joking. The signs were all there.

bella is the least interesting part of bella's life. Her father, michael janke is an ex navy seal who started up his own cybersecurity corporation. her mother is a boeing pilot for major airlines, and her stepmother is a CIA psychologist.

Or so it's been claimed. Spoiler alert: weens lie.

From what little research I've bothered to do, her father and his "business" are both very snake-oily.

Trainwrecks shouldn't be interesting, but they are.

Not all of them. Most trainwrecks are tedious switchyard bumps.

Chris is a series of repeated high speed head on collisions you can predict from miles down the track because the stupid fuck can't be bothered to see the warning signals.

Bella is just wet leaves on the track.

 

[AnOminous]

I tend to think most. if not all, of the female Christorians here could easily take her, except that would require touching her. Eewwwww.

Wouldn't it be like wrestling a greased pig but with more mycological entities?

 

[A-№1]

Wouldn't it be like wrestling a greased pig but with more mycological entities?

There's probably something in the D&D Monster Manual to compare it to.

Edit: There is.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

I'm a little shocked Bella hasn't gotten into any physical altercations with other girls with how nasty of a person she is. How well would she even do in a fight? She's 5"7 which means she's taller than other girls, but I doubt she's ever done any sort of physical training in her life.

NGL that 5' 7" just added another point in her favor.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I like to think she is. Makes it spicy.

Wirh these past few posts you made on this board I have a feeling you have a crush on are Bella my guy fungus.

 

[GumballFapper]

I don't know why people call her boring, what do you expect, a chimpout video every day?

I'm just here to see how a psychopath with an overinflated sense of intelligence flushes her own life down the drain in the long term

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Also: Louis removed "crypto trader" from his work experience on linkedin after getting laughed at by Kiwifarmers. (link) Shows that he is still following the ILJ thread daily. Hi #1 simp!

 

[A-№1]

I don't know why people call her boring, what do you expect, a chimpout video every day?

She's a ween, not a lolcow, and not even an original ween at that. Just a run of the mill, dime a dozen ween. Every society has lame, ignorable outliers like her, except nobody even notices them except to not invite them to the good parties.

Were it not for Chris, nobody would ever have even heard of her. Chris is world infamous without Bella, but Bella would be nothing without Chris.

That's why she's boring.

 

[Murgeruni]

So, not defending ILJ but this entire thing is kind of sad on her side too, not in sad for her but what could have been. She was at least intelligent enough to be able to make her cult of weirdos and degenerates but was completely missed potential with all the shit she did. She has severe mental problems and I just hope she works on getting that fixed through a medical professional. No sane 20 year old looks at a guy like Chris and is like, I know his prime is ten years ago when I was 10 years old and he's a fucking shell of a human, let me go do some epic troolin' and get him to drink lead paint and kill himself or something.

On the other end, absolutely fuck this dumb cunt. You play shitty games you win shitty prizes. Had every chance to turn around, call herself a retard for attempting this, and do something that didn't reek of more chromosomes than the downy daycare center on tendie tuesday, and she doubledowned after the fact. I'm personally happy people are still discussing the walking plague hamster-eater in-chief a year later.

 

[GumballFapper]

She's a ween, not a lolcow

Dozens of weens get doxxed and immediately forgotten, the entire reason why Bella's old thread got to 1000+ pages in less than a week was Bella herself and her horrifying antics. Nothing to do with chris chan and trolling.

Just a run of the mill, dime a dozen ween. Every society has lame, ignorable outliers like her

Uuuh, no? She absolutely isn't normal. Everyone is talking about why she's so fucked in the head, where in the world do you see women like her on an everyday basis?

And I do believe that she's a lolcow:

• Listening to her bullshit about computers like "modem is mac address" and recently "Maxine sidero invented a quibit motherboard" makes me cringe and laugh, she is completely computer-illiterate but delusional enough to open her mouth and make facepalm-worthy nonsense. Even worse if you consider that she is supposed to be a second year CE student.
• Also her Neanderthal-speak and abhorrent grammar when she's overwhelmed and stressed makes me laugh. You can feel her brain melting from the Adderall.
  "but ppl think i went to MIT bc im a hacker on lolcow.farm where most pol migrated on kiwi"
• She is also cartoonishly stupid, someone ITT rightfully compared her to Wile E. Coyote, she tries to mastermind complex plans just to have it explode in her face in the first step because of how dumb she and her gayops are.

That's why her thread gets bumped almost everyday, people are interested in her as a lolcow, if she was boring her thread would have sunk long ago.

 

[Ass Johnson]

One thing I've always thought about Bella is if she intentionally fucks up to make herself look bad. Like she has a humiliation kink or some shit. Of course, I'm talking about Bella as a person, and not one of the many colorful online characters she portrays.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

That said, Fiona was just another boyfriend-free-girl on the internet, and Chris has plenty of experience with those. He's finally learned better than to trust them 100%. Meanwhile Barb was freely available right down the hall, and, best of all, she was 100% real. And it's not like Chris has any ethics or morals to stop him.

Except Fiona wasn't technically boyfriend-free, or so she claims. She told Chris that she had previously hooked up with 5 other guys before him, and that she was in some kind of an open-relationship with some other guy online. I do consider that one factor as to why Chris felt the whole relationship wouldn't have worked out, though. If she already jumped from guy to guy, as she claimed, who's to say that she wouldn't pull that on Chris, too, and while she's off to college too, no less.