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Do you think Chris developed a taste for senior women after Mothergate? He honestly believed once that every last girl he met had a boyfriend so it would be logical for him to hang around retirement homes if he gets out.
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These are really bad, even by Chris’s own standards. What’s the deal? I still don’t understand how Chris has not changed his art style or drawing materials in over 15 years, he never experiments with even other pens always choosing to use the same cheap pencils and markers? He doesn’t even doodle or make crude random drawings ever, at least would be infinitely more interesting than any of the sonic crap he draws. Is it just his autistic refusal to change or lack of talent?
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So, if someone made a true crime/biopic thing about Chris, would the makers have to seek permission from Sega and Nintendo to depict Sonichu in all his glory?
Kirby
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I don't think Chris specifically wants old women, he just happened to have one in front of him. Despite Chris's very choosy attraction sign specifications in the past I think Chris just has an inability to visualize people properly. As long as they are female, breathing (debatable), not black and not slow in the mind Chris will look at them and see a sexy woman worthy of his 90 degree crowbar bent penis. Hambeast is the best example of this. It was a short experience but Chris was really into her.
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The ones that do usually don't care about the boyfriend part.
This may come as a surprise, but Chris is an idiot.
No. Some men do, but most of them are twits.
You're laboring under the false assumption that all men want sex with all women, and that's all they want right from the start, but that's simply not true. Most men, upon meeting a women, make an effort to determine is she's worth having sex with (or anything else). He's sussing her out just and she's sussing him. That's not playing games, it's just due diligence.
Chris, on the other hand, does want to have sex with all women right from the start, and that's all he wants from them. Well, that and being his new mommy. Except Chris isn't smart enough to "play games" and can only parrot what he's seen on television, cargo cult style.
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What’s the story behind the bra and panties pic? I have a sick feeling that it’s Barb’s underwear
Kirby
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If you are referring to this one I'm like 80% sure he was convinced by the Blanca trolls to take it. He probably didn't want to do it but there was enough pressure from Blanca that he gave in and "did it for her." Despite doing this against his will you can see he has a slight boner while wearing Barb's underwear. The signs truly were everywhere.
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I wonder sometimes if Chris' current depravity truly was inevitable, but then I remember his autism had pretty much always caused graphic sexual content to be inappropriately sprinkled into things like his comics. Though I'm unsure how much of that was as a response to trolls and the desire to prove he was straight at the time. Regardless, Chris now feels like an empty vessel that is just overflowing with all the garbage online and in fiction that he has sponged up and mixed together over the years.
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A parrot likes to parrot what they hear. If they hear cussing, they can start cussing too.
Chris really is like a loud, colorful, unhygienic parrot. One that is mentally challenged.
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Only hormonal castration at a young age could have prevented it. Or just regular castration.
Chris' mind, such as it is, is most definitely a plaything of his body, and his body wants to fuck.
His depravity is the result of his, shall we say limited brain being unable to find a functional, or appropriate, solution to the demands placed upon him by his gonads. It's impossible to fix his brain, so that leaves only one other option: getting him fixed.
Edit: I don't know how I missed this.
Chris is lazy.
Good art takes talent, but also a fuckload of practice and experimentation and effort. It's work. There are some really good artists here on these forums, and I guarantee every one of them has spent countless hours refining their skills. They are also their own worst critics. Because they love their art, and they know they can do better. So they do better.
Chris doesn't put in the effort, and he is is own biggest fan, not critic. Very early on his skills reached a level that he decided was Good Enough, and stayed there. Why bother improving on "perfection"? Because Chris doesn't actually love art or love drawing. He loves the idea of being hailed as a great artist, but is too lazy and egotistic to put in the work to actually become one. It's easier for him to demand praise than to earn it.
tl;dr: Good artists suffer for their art. Chris can't abide suffering.
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Strange Wilderness
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Million dollar question is was he getting a boner imagining himself as a cute anime girl in his mothers granny undies or because his bent penis was touching where Barboussy had been?
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If there was ever a reason to restrict/ban Chris from the net, it's this (and shecameforcwc, and the sex videos and the unclit...). Yes, one could argue: "Chris is autistic. He didn't know what he was doing." But then they would look at the CWCki and their opinion would change quickly.
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CWC and ban are like time and space - they naturally go together.
"Bann has happened again." - CWC on getting banned yet again
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Maybe more like a bent, tranny duck than a parrot?
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In the pantheon of lolcows, is Chris the only one of his type to have the mentality of a child, but have a raging sex drive? I don't think I've ever seen or read about any other autistic people that have that. Then again, those other autistics are much more adjusted than Chris.
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Odd that Chris has the delusion of being a "goddess", yet he never really got into "god game" vidya.
Then again, those kind of games tend to be more educational, and are more suited to older players. And like I said, Chris seems to have no real passion for learning, nor curiosity about the world - he prefers wacky hi-jinx with corporate child-friendly mascot characters. "CWCville" reflects that consumerism-friendly mentality.
Then again, those kind of games tend to be more educational, and are more suited to older players. And like I said, Chris seems to have no real passion for learning, nor curiosity about the world - he prefers wacky hi-jinx with corporate child-friendly mascot characters. "CWCville" reflects that consumerism-friendly mentality.
I think any other severely autistic lolcows could be like that too, although Chris definitely has high and perverted libido.
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I‘ve heard of some people but they were on the low functioning end of autism, on the higher end they usually get into cartoon/furry porn communities where they don’t stand out too much since there’s so many other autistic deviants.
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Why? So he can walk around saying he's got his period while infiltrating more women's spaces? No, Chris needs to be locked away. I've met rabid dogs who have a better capacity to learn than Chris.