Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Cybertonia]

In the pantheon of lolcows, is Chris the only one of his type to have the mentality of a child, but have a raging sex drive? I don't think I've ever seen or read about any other autistic people that have that. Then again, those other autistics are much more adjusted than Chris.

m8 go look at nearly all of the TIMs that get talked about on this site, they all fit that description

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris' mind, such as it is, is most definitely a plaything of his body, and his body wants to fuck.

And yet IIRC, "Honor Roll" egotistically thinks of his body as a mere avatar on "Earth 1218", while his mind is of a superbeing God.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

In the pantheon of lolcows, is Chris the only one of his type to have the mentality of a child, but have a raging sex drive? I don't think I've ever seen or read about any other autistic people that have that. Then again, those other autistics are much more adjusted than Chris.

I think King Cobra JFS comes close, he had a real GF for a few years and cheated on her but he's really socially incompetent and has a sex drive he can't excises, thinks he's a god at sex, has destroyed sex toys and counts the days in his dry spell.

He's more functional than Chris as he lives alone although he gets a lot of support from his Dad but he's got a lot in common with Chris including getting dumber with age, and rants on subjects he knows little to nothing about and lack of curiosity about the world he fills the void with Drink and Smoking but makes up wild storys all the time.

 

[A-№1]

although Chris definitely has high and perverted libido.

I'm not so sure about that.

I suspect Chris actually has a lower than average libido, but that's masked by his even lower than average mental capacity to manage it appropriately.

Consider Chris' response to the hooker. Clearly it wasn't the life altering experience he expected. Someone with a high sex drive would have gone on to hire more hookers, but Chris prefers to spend his tugboat on some lego instead of sex. That is not the choice a high libido person would make.

Why? So he can walk around saying he's got his period while infiltrating more women's spaces? No, Chris needs to be locked away.

Fixed dogs tend to be easier to keep contained in their own fences instead of wandering the neighborhood. That's all I'm saying.

And yet IIRC, "Honor Roll" egotistically thinks of his body as a mere avatar on "Earth 1218", while his mind is of a superbeing God.

Chris is not smart enough to understand how stupid he is. Zero self awareness is a common lolcow trait.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Fixed dogs tend to be easier to keep contained in their own fences instead of wandering the neighborhood. That's all I'm saying.

There are plenty of chemically castrated troons that go onto rape and murder. I have a chihuahua that was neutered, and he still humps everything.

 

[A-№1]

There are plenty of chemically castrated troons that go onto rape and murder. I have a chihuahua that was neutered, and he still humps everything.

But was it done soon enough? As things are, it's also too late to do much for Chris that way (though it doesn't hurt to try). The difficulty is that by the time anyone recognized the problem in Chris, it was too late to apply the solution. I doubt it would even improve his singing voice at this point.

All is not lost, though, due to the biggest issue with Chris: he is lazy. Unbelievably lazy. More than his ego, his stupidity, his perversity, his 'tism, laziness is the defining character of his life.

He didn't fuck Barb because she's attractive or because he's some desperate rapist mastermind, but simply because she was right down that hall and fucking her required zero effort from Chris (also he has no standards whatsoever).

Chris is a criminal of opportunity, not a criminal of effort. Unless you're a defenseless elderly woman with dementia right down the hall, you're probably safe from Chris. Put him in a room with a television to play video games / watch cartoons on, a phone / computer to order some lego with, a big pile of sheetz to eat, and a carpet to soil, and he won't even notice the door is locked behind him. And without hormones making their demands on his muddled brain, he'll be even less likely to want to go walkabout looking for trouble.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

But was it done soon enough? As things are, it's also too late to do much for Chris that way (though it doesn't hurt to try). The difficulty is that by the time anyone recognized the problem in Chris, it was too late to apply the solution. I doubt it would even improve his singing voice at this point.

All is not lost, though, due to the biggest issue with Chris: he is lazy. Unbelievably lazy. More than his ego, his stupidity, his perversity, his 'tism, laziness is the defining character of his life.

He didn't fuck Barb because she's attractive or because he's some desperate rapist mastermind, but simply because she was right down that hall and fucking her required zero effort from Chris (also he has no standards whatsoever).

Chris is a criminal of opportunity, not a criminal of effort. Unless you're a defenseless elderly woman with dementia right down the hall, you're probably safe from Chris. Put him in a room with a television to play video games / watch cartoons on, a phone / computer to order some lego with, a big pile of sheetz to eat, and a carpet to soil, and he won't even notice the door is locked behind him. And without hormones making their demands on his muddled brain, he'll be even less likely to want to go walkabout looking for trouble.

He's a criminal none the less.

 

[A-№1]

He's a criminal none the less.

I never said he wasn't. And one that's a huge risk of repeat offense if given the opportunity. Also he's a pervert, and so on. I'm just saying that hormonal "correction", done early enough, might have helped to avoid his more appalling behaviors.

It certainly couldn't have made him worse.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I never said he wasn't. And one that's a huge risk of repeat offense if given the opportunity. Also he's a pervert, and so on. I'm just saying that hormonal "correction", done early enough, might have helped to avoid his more appalling behaviors.

It certainly couldn't have made him worse.

I dunno, that kind of sounds like it could be the backstory of a serial killer.

 

[Bumbler]

If a biopic gets made of Chris Chan.
I'm demanding that Sonichu is portrayed by legendary Tommy Wisseau, and the screenplay is based around the concept that Sonichu is in fact a demon, as per the 4chan argument.
Tommy Wisseau will get an academy award, and won't slap Chris Rock over a joke.

 

[A-№1]

I dunno, that kind of sounds like it could be the backstory of a serial killer.

It's tended to produce more high quality singers than serial killers so far.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I'm not so sure about that.

I suspect Chris actually has a lower than average libido, but that's masked by his even lower than average mental capacity to manage it appropriately.

Consider Chris' response to the hooker. Clearly it wasn't the life altering experience he expected. Someone with a high sex drive would have gone on to hire more hookers, but Chris prefers to spend his tugboat on some lego instead of sex. That is not the choice a high libido person would make.

Yea people confuse his desire with abillity, Chris has spent the last 20 years dreaming of China and China related things, he lacks a filter so when he flaps his jowls to try and emulate speech he will talk about what's on his mind more than anything else he wishes to communicate i.e. If he's just watched Pony Stuff it will be ponies, if he's just watched Porn it will be sex, if he's just saw a toy he wants it will be a plea to get said toy either given to him or money etc.

Chris has a number of physical conditions and mental ones that inhibits his ability to have sex, rember he complained about 15 damned long painful minutes a few years ago when he was talking about bashing his bishop, he was not able to hump his PS3 for more than 84 seconds standing up before he had to sit down and give up shortly after, his "sex" videos are short and he always looks like he's done some strenuous activity afterwards.

His favourite sex toys are all passive as well, ones that you can lay down and use like dildos and love egg's etc all very passive for a man to use.

There are plenty of chemically castrated troons that go onto rape and murder. I have a chihuahua that was neutered, and he still humps everything.

There are quite a lot of records of Physically castrated sex offenders still offending using things other than there penis, a lot of the time the acts they perform with blunt objects are more horrific than what they would have done with there dick. For castration to be effective at nullifying sex drive totally it has to happen very very young.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

It was indeed salvaged and sold, but compared to earlier photos, the Sonic Totem was definitely smoke damaged, it’s much darker.

I believe that's called a "patina".

Chris is a motherfucker who will get away with it, mostly, while Nick is a child molester who will die in prison.

Nick only got 16-40, so unless he's murdered in prison, he's getting out before he dies. While the mortality rate for chomos is substantially higher than other prisoners, it's still far from a guarantee.

Chris once owned a BMW Z3, Part of me kind of wonders what would've happened if he had made it one of his personal cars instead of selling it immediately.

As I understand it, he couldn't, because it had a manual transmission. Chris can't drive stick.

From what some people have said it was stopped within 30 days of him being in the local lockup as he didn't need it, others have said it will only stop when there is a judgement against him but it still might have stopped as there is supposedly a fuckup in the way the system reports it to the agency who pays it.

I think the prevailing consensus is that it keeps going until an actual conviction.

By law they're only supposed to shut off his tugboat if he's convicted. in reality they probably shut it off after 30 days because they can't be bothered to follow their own rules for a special snowflake like Chris is, and they know they'll likely never be held accountable for it.

I spent quite a while reading the federal rules and the SSA operations manual. Even though he's entitled to it as long as he isn't convicted, there's still a provision for it to be suspended if he spends more than 30 days in a hospital due to being ruled incompetent to stand trial.

So even if he got his tugboat in jail, it's definitely stopped now, unless he went to the hospital for some other reason than IST. Ostensibly he should be able to restart it now that he's in jail again, but I don't know if the SSA could even handle it without intense effort from the claimant, and Chris would not put in that effort.

Most all men have deranged and ulterior motives with love and sex, but with Chris, he has no problems wearing them on his sleeve.

A lot of men, when meeting a woman they want to fuck, won't just come out with "Hi, you're hot, my hormones are slam banging, do you have a boyfriend?", but Chris will/has done. We have to remember that Barb told him to stop telling people he's a virgin with rage, which, like his attraction sign, was something he was doing in public, with strangers.

Men would normally try some sort of game with the woman, but Chris seems to completely up front about why he's after a woman, and zero issues in telling them. At least he could have made up some thing about love and this and that, but that was all second to his decades long pussy quest.

It's kind of sad. Women say they hate ulterior motives, but when someone like Chris comes along with the honest truth about what he wants, they get upset about his forwardness.

"Oops, sorry Megan, I drew that so I wouldn't sexually assault you. BTW, that's called fingering, in your "vagina"".

I am forever thankful to Chris for teaching me the term "outercourse".

 

[A-№1]

Chris has spent the last 20 years dreaming of China and China related things,

Was he really dreaming of China, or was he dreaming of the acclaim and respect he assumed would come from getting China?

I don't mean to sound like one of those creatine chugging gym bros here who prattle on about excessive soy and whatnot, but everything about Chris, from his flabby physique to his squeaky voice to his general laziness, really does indicate low testosterone levels.

It's just that his intelligence is even lower. So his sex drive isn't very high; it's just very very weird.

His favourite sex toys are all passive as well, ones that you can lay down and use like dildos and love egg's etc all very passive for a man to use.

That's more information about Chris' sex toys than I ever needed to know.

For castration to be effective at nullifying sex drive totally it has to happen very very young.

This.

Sadly, all the best methods for solving the Chris situation require a time machine. And a free box of condoms for Bob.

Chris can't drive stick.

It's not bent enough like what he's used to.

I don't know if the SSA could even handle it without intense effort from the claimant, and Chris would not put in that effort.

It's a huge pain in the ass getting a tugboat turned back on, and almost impossible without a car. And the SSA does nothing to make it any easier. Chris simply cannot do it from within jail, and anyone like Chris would have no chance upon release.

The only real possibility Chris has is if he gets put in a tard home, and the tard home staff get it turned back on for him. And they'll only do that so they can pay it to themselves.

This is assuming Barb hasn't been draining his accounts this whole time. I haven't heard of any foreclosure signs up at 14BLC.

It's kind of sad. Women say they hate ulterior motives, but when someone like Chris comes along with the honest truth about what he wants, they get upset about his forwardness.

It's kind of stupid. When did kids, male and female, forget how to date? It seems to be all kindergarten playground fuckery (literal and otherwise) these days, played by adult men and women.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I really don’t say to this to be mean, but would Bob and Barbs lives have been better had they simply never had Chris? Obviously it would not be and for us and we’d never have the hilarity and content of The worlds OG lolcow saga to enjoy, but what about them? I can’t honestly think of a single way having another child when Bob was already old and Barb was 40 benefitted them in any way? All he did was provide to be a financial burden to them through most of his adult life, he leeched off his father and stole money to buy stupid games, he never contributed to the house he lived in any significant way.

He was probably difficult to be around with his childish interests and never tried to take an interest in Bobs more cultured likes or attempts to try and educate his son in any way. He was nothing but a financial burden to his parents his whole life and well you could argue he benefitted Barb being her carer (oh dear) and only true person who ’loved’ her in anyway. Look at the horrific disaster it led to?

Can anyone think of any genuine joy or significant way he benefitted to Bob and Barbs life in any way? I honestly struggle to find even one reason why having Chris was a good idea for them after all that he took from them.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I really don’t say to this to be mean, but would Bob and Barbs lives have been better had they simply never had Chris? Obviously it would not be and for us and we’d never have the hilarity and content of The worlds OG lolcow saga to enjoy, but what about them? I can’t honestly think of a single way having another child when Bob was already old and Barb was 40 benefitted them in any way? All he did was provide to be a financial burden to them through most of his adult life, he leeched off his father and stole money to buy stupid games, he never contributed to the house he lived in any significant way.

He was probably difficult to be around with his childish interests and never tried to take an interest in Bobs more cultured likes or attempts to try and educate his son in any way. He was nothing but a financial burden to his parents his whole life and well you could argue he benefitted Barb being her carer (oh dear) and only true person who ’loved’ her in anyway. Look at the horrific disaster it led to?

Can anyone think of any genuine joy or significant way he benefitted to Bob and Barbs life in any way? I honestly struggle to find even one reason why having Chris was a good idea for them after all that he took from them.

I think they would have been more relaxed without Chris, he was a constant source of worry for them in the final chapters of there life when normally you'd be dropping your grandkids off at school they where dropping there kid off at school and trying to manage his very unique set of problems.

Chris was the Glue that kept them together in a Can't get divorced for the sake of the Boy, but he was also the wedge that killed any real affection they might have had for each other one time (given the revelations Chris gave about Barb and Bob it was likely 1 sided) but I can see them planning on doing the old people thing of travelling around every now and then seeing friends etc and they never got to do that and had there life derailed to take care of Chris, he essentially drained there savings, was loud, obnoxious and stopped developing at the age of 6 culturally but kept getting bigger and louder.


I do think Chris was loved by Bob, he at least seemed to try, and I do think the Barb loved Chris when he was young and then more valued him as what he could do for her when he didn't normalise and started becoming more of a embarrassing handful in his late teens early 20's.

Chris was a net negative for them in more ways than just financail and emotional, but it's also important to note that Chris wouldnt see it like this he can't understand his own behaviour or emotions most of the time he just would say I loved them and they loved me, etc he can't comprehend what he put them through.

 

[themarchivist2]

Someone made Brad Taste in Music react to So Need a Cute Girl the other day:

 

[A-№1]

I really don’t say to this to be mean, but would Bob and Barbs lives have been better had they simply never had Chris?

Bob's life would have been better had he never met Barb.

I can’t honestly think of a single way having another child when Bob was already old and Barb was 40 benefitted them in any way?

Chris' birth trapped Bob into a failing second marriage with Barb, giving her a retirement and guaranteed place to live.

 

[Nointey]

Will Chris ever end up De-trooning? I find it unlikely he will keep up this when he's 50, but to be fair he is mentally fucked up to the point of no return

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Will Chris ever end up De-trooning? I find it unlikely he will keep up this when he's 50, but to be fair he is mentally fucked up to the point of no return

So long as he thinks he's some CPU goddess from Hyperdimension Neptunia, he's probably going to keep up the whole tomgirl thing.