Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Now, I don't think Chris is a woman, but thats because I don't believe any trannys are the sex they claim to be. But if you're a supporter of trannies you're being hypocritical by saying Chris is not really trans. Either Chris and everyone else is trans, or nobody is.

This is something I find deeply irritating about “true trans” types, the fact that more annoying people than you exist doesn’t actually bolster your claims.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

, and had he met the right people, he might even have gone hard core Pick Up Artiste

his love quest already got him in trouble for solicitation as it was, if had he taken a more active approach he would have ended up maced and possible with a criminal record for harrasment. I can't picture Chris trying to neg some strange woman in public but it is a funny thought, luckily he was usually more passive, placing the ads and the signs, using Axe bodyspray, his strategy was to wait until a woman approach him instead.

 

[SwanSwanson]

To respond to the new subject of how old Chris Chan is mentally

Pre discovery Chris is about 7 - 9 in mental development, judging by how indignant he is about his peers cursing. "F this and F that!".

Classic Chris is about 12 years old with his mannerisms and him exploring the idea of sex.

Modern Chris is around 13 - 14 maybe? It is somewhat common for kids this age to invent some elaborate larp for everyone to believe in. For example, thinking you're a wolf, goddess ETC.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Fair enough, but how about physical communities with no selection bias? In 2017 10% of California high schoolers identified as LGBTQ, in 2021 the number was 15%. These numbers vary heavily based on how leftist the community they live in is -- that 15% number is for California in aggregate, including extremely conservative parts of it. (Remember about a third of California is conservative -- there are a hell of a lot of people in California who don't live on the coast). In heavily left-leaning areas, there are high schools where 25% of the students self-report as LGBTQ.

These are largely people going to school where they were born -- high schoolers don't usually move to another state to be with people like them like older people do.

I posit that the change is because, for people who feel marginalized socially, it's gone from being accepted as an equal if you're queer, to feeling left out if you're not.

I will die on the hill that this is exactly what happened to Chris, only much later in life -- but on a maturity level, high school students are wizened elders compared to Chris.

I think partially this is the case but with autism it's a bit different because they often lack a sense of identity and rather than identify as a woman of their own age they often identify with cartoon or anime characters (With FtM's it's similar but it's more j-pop/k-pop/boy bands and Tumblr Sexymen (Characters that get a female following and ton of fanart)).

But I imagine Chris would have trooned out in highschool if he was there nowadays since the black and white thinking of 'Are you a privileged male who is a jerk and oppresses the woman or a brave and stunning trans female who deserves special treatment?' would be right up his street.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris' "grip" on reality never improved since Sarah told him "Casper the Friendly Ghost" was in a crawlspace.

 

[A-№1]

All I was saying is that trooning-for-validation is a thing,

But trooning-for-validation is a redundant statement.

and it's growing.

Only until the support system that enables it collapses.

At least that would be entertaining as Chris would be the most inept PUA ever.

I don't know about that. That's like saying one zero is more zero than another zero. The whole PUA thing seems to be defined by ineptitude

Also he would have probably already had multiple stints in jail by now.

Bonus.

If you put CoachRedPill, Chris, and me into a pit and told us we had to fight until one of us was dead, I'd team up with Chris.

Does using Chris as a human shield count as "teaming up"?

In reality, I suspect the PUA community (if you can call it that) would rapidly excommunicate Chris, then use him as a negative comparison against themselves: "I'm better than Chris because…"

if had he taken a more active approach he would have ended up maced and possible with a criminal record for harrasment

That depends on the nature of his active approach. Chris didn't get very far with the Hambeast, but he also wasn't maced.

his strategy was to wait until a woman approach him instead.

And his problem was that even after repeated lack of success, he never bothered to change that perfect scheme. Perfect because Chris, himself, thought of it. It's the women who were wrong.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Is Chris coplay the new Guy Fawkes mask for autists and morons?

Good thing it's classic Chris. I haven't seen, and I doubt people would cosplay as Pristine Christine.

 

[A-№1]

I doubt people would cosplay as Pristine Christine.

Would that even work, or would they be seen as just another Portlander?

Classic Chris is readily identifiable as Chris, but most of his later styles are more "generic weirdo".

 

[ToroidalBoat]

In Chris' rotting mind, he thinks the Almighty would use a cartoon hedgehog design from the X-TREME '90s as a divine avatar.

(Wasn't Sonic designed to be what Poochie was designed to be in The Simpsons: a very marketable in-your-face "cool" mascot?)

 

[FalkMariaSchlegel]

Just a mere thought of mine:
Prior to July 2021 we knew there were four Idea Guys: Wise, Boyd, KF User "de_DEVIL_tails" and that unknown Chinese Guy.
Then the Fegelein Chat was leaked, along with the reveal that there was actually a fifth Idea Guy: "Fegelein".
Thing is we only know this because "Fegelein" himself revealed himself. Meaning not even Null or Marvin knew about him, right? Like, if they would have they would have most certainly told us that all the way back during the removal of the Idea Guys in '18.
This makes me wonder: is it possible that Wise and Boyd had more henchmen than the aforementioned three we simply don't know about? And if so, how many are they and how were they involved?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Would that even work, or would they be seen as just another Portlander?

Classic Chris is readily identifiable as Chris, but most of his later styles are more "generic weirdo".

Plus, the SJW's would go "how dare they make fun of a trans person (who's also a degenerate rapist)?"

Actually, it would be interesting to see a good looking female try to cosplay as current Chris, even Jail of Fail Chris.

 

[A-№1]

Actually, it would be interesting to see a good looking female try to cosplay as current Chris, even Jail of Fail Chris.

Technically Jail of Fail Chris IS current Chris.

And again I don't think the cosplayer would be recognized as Chris. She'd just be seen as a generic good looking female in horizontal stripes and unkempt hair.

Now me, I'd like to see someone dress in a business suit but with a tie striped like The Classic and a sonichu tie tack. A Chris-as-he-should-have-been sort of thing. See if anyone notices that.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Technically Jail of Fail Chris IS current Chris.

And again I don't think the cosplayer would be recognized as Chris. She'd just be seen as a generic good looking female in horizontal stripes and unkempt hair.

Now me, I'd like to see someone dress in a business suit but with a tie striped like The Classic and a sonichu tie tack. A Chris-as-he-should-have-been sort of thing. See if anyone notices that.

I guess tomgirl or 2011 Chris would have been more applicable. When I read 'business suit', I immediately thought of his blazer that he wore when he did the Future Greeting message. A business suited Chris would also be interesting to see.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I immediately thought of his blazer that he wore when he did the Future Greeting message.

The "Future message from Crystal W Chandler" one?

That was when I saw that "Christory" was getting (more) crazy.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

(Wasn't Sonic designed to be what Poochie was designed to be in The Simpsons: a very marketable in-your-face "cool" mascot?)

Prety much, Sonic was designed by the Japanese specifically for western markets they did a lot of homework to work out social trends, cultural icons etc and struck gold so much so Sonic replaced Alex the Kid as the corporate mascot and that's why he did so well in the 90's but hasnt kept up in terms of popularity as society as evolved / devolved so is less relevant each passing year and it's fanbase is mostly older or nostalgia based.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

that's why he did so well in the 90's but hasnt kept up

the virgin period mass market appeasing mascot

the chad timeless plumber

(odd that Chris never got all blarms-y to Mario like he did to Harry Potter)

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

(odd that Chris never got all blarms-y to Mario like he did to Harry Potter)

He certainly had the consoles, long before he had the megadrive so I am kinda wondering what clicked in his (and a lot of other autists minds) that made the tan armed bandit to bite in so hard and deep.

Other than Pokemon there is a shockingly small number of referanced to Nintendo IP's in the same way he does others, including ones from TV and Film.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He certainly had the consoles

There's that one photo where he was building a huge stack of LEGOs. I remember there's a TV next to him is showing Mario 64, and there's a Nintendo poster on the wall.

And there really is something about the blue "WAY PAST COOL" hedgehog furry that can stick hard to the TV-fried autistic mind.

 

[A-№1]

A business suited Chris would also be interesting to see.

A business suited Chris would be unrecognizable.

the chad timeless plumber

Chasing after the same princess again and again doesn't seem very Chad to me. That's more like soy boy Link with a mustache.

odd that Chris never got all blarms-y to Mario

Mario is masculine. Chris haet masculine.

 

[Ophelia]

Would that even work, or would they be seen as just another Portlander?

The Classic with a skirt, leggings, colorful tennis shoes, and a medallion would even stand out in Portland.

Now me, I'd like to see someone dress in a business suit but with a tie striped like The Classic and a sonichu tie tack. A Chris-as-he-should-have-been sort of thing. See if anyone notices that.

We’re getting into Marvel Variants territory. Give him a “Vote Chris” badge while you’re at it.

that's why he did so well in the 90's but hasnt kept up in terms of popularity as society as evolved / devolved so is less relevant each passing year and it's fanbase is mostly older or nostalgia based.

The movies seem to be doing well with kids.