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The Classic with a skirt, leggings, colorful tennis shoes, and a medallion would even stand out in Portland.

Yes, but we were talking about post-Classic Chris.

Without The Classic and his other pre-troon accessories, Chris is just another street crazy.

Give him a “Vote Chris” badge while you’re at it.

Given the crap candidates the two parties are trying to jam down our throats, I might very well do that.
 
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(Wasn't Sonic designed to be what Poochie was designed to be in The Simpsons: a very marketable in-your-face "cool" mascot?)

I believe the term used at the time was " 'tude "

Technically Jail of Fail Chris IS current Chris.

And again I don't think the cosplayer would be recognized as Chris. She'd just be seen as a generic good looking female in horizontal stripes and unkempt hair.

They could carry a staff with the symbol of Neo-Spiritual Christianity.
 
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They could carry a staff with the symbol of Neo-Spiritual Christianity.

Do you mean that thing that looks like a drawing of macaroni art of a cross with hearts and nazi SS symbols and extra macaroni added on? That's not nearly as identifiable with Chris as the sonichu medallion. It's more like generic weaboo magical girl drek. I don't think I would recognize it outside the context of Chris' bad art.
 
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I still call it the "Sonichu cross", especially because Chris doesn't want people calling it that.

I also like to call that bent duck crystal below it a pool noodle.
Do you mean that the thing that looks like a drawing of macaroni art of a cross with hearts and nazi SS symbols and extra macaroni added on? That's not nearly as identifiable with Chris as the sonichu medallion. It's more like generic weaboo magical girl drek. I don't think I would recognize it outside the context of Chris' bad art.
The fact that Chris Chan is so focused on his weird religion is just further proof that a high IQ non autistic Chris would just be Charles Manson.
 
Intelligence and autism are not the real issue with Chris.

He's too lazy to be a Charles Manson.
And that’s saying something since Manson’s great ambition was moving a bunch of hippie chicks out to the desert. He was too lazy and arrogant to let professionals help him make a music career. But he still accomplished more than Chris did.
 
Will Chris' letters/ Jail art be considered a weird form of Folk Art History in the future?
Maybe, the only interesting art imo is where it gives insight into Chris’s mindset, the early Sonichu comics are great at this as well as having certain nostalgic elements of the mall culture and consumerism of the time written completely unironically.

Currently we get glimpses of things that are interesting but it’s mostly rambling nonsense with Sonichu featuring some of most egregious examples of walls of text I‘ve ever seen in a comic.
 
So they finally released a my little pony game based on the cartoon.
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One can only imagine the shit storm this would have caused if Chris wasn't locked away.
 
Do you think there will ever be a way for the people who commissioned Chris for the MLP GoFundMe to get their artworks?
 
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They've looked like the result of radioactive fallout since the 80's.
yeah not a brony, but I do somewhat agree with him on Gen 4 having better designs, they were at least appealingly 'cute' for a show supposed to aimed at kids still in diapers and not autistic mentally stunted men. I wonder how he feels about missing out.
 
I'd love to have seen Chris do a running commentary on the Amber Heard trial. I mourn for what was taken from us.
 
Do you think there will ever be a way for the people who commissioned Chris for the MLP GoFundMe to get their artworks?
They got their money back, if you’re talking about the convention fund.

I'd love to have seen Chris do a running commentary on the Amber Heard trial. I mourn for what was taken from us.
It sometimes seems like Chris almost never talks about what we think would be interesting. If prodded, he might give us a “Magichan says Amber is innocent of all charges hmmm yeah and Johnny Depp needs to repent and meditate among which. I’m Mrs. Jesus.”
 
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