Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[A-№1]

I wonder what his reaction would be to this? Would he be insulted or aroused?

I'll give you a hint: Blue Arms.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I saw the farms go black and white and thought, "oh god is barb or chris dead?"

 

[ProfessorCuckulus]

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this is going to haunt my nightmars

 

[cohensd]

I saw the farms go black and white and thought, "oh god is barb or chris dead?"

I think everyone thought that, too.

Then I remembered, Happy Pride Month!

 

[Nointey]

I wonder how Chris will celebrate "Pride month"

 

[Ophelia]

I wonder how Chris will celebrate "Pride month"

Shitting himself and doodling on trash.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It feels like makers of kids cartoons are understanding less an less what beauty is. In the past they tried to resemble cute things to babies and/or small animals and they wouldn't use such an obnoxious color scheme when designing whatever cute think they were trying to design. They also didn't have 3d animation to fuck this shit up.

I think it’s just Hasbro being a toy making company so they’re trying to make the show as cheaply as possible.

Maybe it’s an intentional effort to get rid of bronies who over the years have connected their brand online to weird porn and other non child friendly content?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I think it’s just Hasbro being a toy making company so they’re trying to make the show as cheaply as possible.

Maybe it’s an intentional effort to get rid of bronies who over the years have connected their brand online to weird porn and other non child friendly content?

They just seem to have a scary aura about them. Something to do with the eye placement and gummy mouths I think.

 

[Ophelia]

They just seem to have a scary aura about them. Something to do with the eye placement and gummy mouths I think.

I didn’t think a cartoon horse could appear to have Downs, but here we are.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I didn’t think a cartoon horse could appear to have Downs, but here we are.

Making ponies look slow in the mind to scare off the biggest brony!

Hasbro chad marketing team vs the malding Chris-chan.

They just seem to have a scary aura about them. Something to do with the eye placement and gummy mouths I think.

My guess is it‘s due to the old style of doing things where the cartoon is based on the toys rather than the other way about.

Making it harder to draw/trace probably bothers autistics too.

But looks aside I think what really bothers Chris and bronies in general is they’ve changed the shows dynamic of basically being a western version of the anime ‘Cute girls doing cute things‘ show (Which has similar adult male fans to the brony community) to a straight up generic kids show.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It’s the thing that finally makes him snap. Chris breaks out of prison. Dons a G4 Pinky Pie mask. Starts slaughtering babysitters. Full tard Michael Myers.

At least Micheal knew to shut the fuck up and didn't screech all the time. Also maybe it's just because I've seen things that would make most people sick to their stomachs but g5 doesn't look freakish to me.

 

[niqlo]

There should be a musical about Chris's life. Billion dollar idea

 

[Strange Wilderness]

There should be a musical about Chris's life. Billion dollar idea

I eagerly await hearing the showstopping song about Chris fucking his blow-up doll belting out "JULLLYYYY" or the emotional romantic duet between Chris and Barb before Chris fucks his own Mother.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Actually, it would be interesting to see a good looking female try to cosplay as current Chris, even Jail of Fail Chris.

The modern look is so hodgepodge, what would this hypothetical cosplay even look like to make it distinctly Chris? I guess maybe the “breathe it in” shirt, medal, and green hair would be enough for an identifiable character but is that enough for a “cosplay”?

 

[Ophelia]

The modern look is so hodgepodge, what would this hypothetical cosplay even look like to make it distinctly Chris? I guess maybe the “breathe it in” shirt, medal, and green hair would be enough for an identifiable character but is that enough for a “cosplay”?

Chris himself cosplays as a female version of Classic Chris. Denim skirt instead of jeans, green hair, classic shirt, medallion, and sneakers.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I think it’s just Hasbro being a toy making company so they’re trying to make the show as cheaply as possible.

Bingo, the TV shows where considerd a commercial that they could proffit directly off nothing more - the idea was give them a show to fall in love with and then sell them the toys rather than sell them toys and then build a show around them. The 80's marketing and product development teams have a lot to answer for.

Maybe it’s an intentional effort to get rid of bronies who over the years have connected their brand online to weird porn and other non child friendly content?

Hasbro know that they are the main sector of sales for them and drop references they and other "Adults" would get without making the cartoon under there banner explicitly for more adult markets.

From my understanding while Hasbro know this they are not exactly happy with there brand being associated with adult theams and artwork / fan fiction they have gotten a lot of complaints from parents of children who have looked up My Little Pony and seen things no 4 - 8 year old should see.

It woudnt shock me that they are trying to change the fanbase back to what they want.

Making it harder to draw/trace probably bothers autistics too.

It does, but we are going to be cursed with MLP and Broneys for a long while yet.

The modern look is so hodgepodge, what would this hypothetical cosplay even look like to make it distinctly Chris? I guess maybe the “breathe it in” shirt, medal, and green hair would be enough for an identifiable character but is that enough for a “cosplay”?

Chris himself cosplays as a female version of Classic Chris. Denim skirt instead of jeans, green hair, classic shirt, medallion, and sneakers.

Chris doesn't cosplay a pong, he cosplays Vynal Scratch who's a Equestria Girl i.e. a human in pony form, he just adds more and more pony stuff to the cosplay as he finds it that's why we got that pink dildo horn etc because he found he could be a super special magical pony called a Pegasus and called himself a Pegasister a few times, combined with what other *RAW XD GRL POWER*stuff he is currently being exposed to like the crown from Wonder Woman.

Chris hones in on one part of a charterer and takes it to the max, like with his shoes he sold to Sockness he painted them to look like Sonics because Shoes = Feet and + feet equal fast, The crown on Wonder Woman (I was shocked it wasn't the corset, because Bewbs) and the Horns of a Pegasus for his dildo horn (he even had wings for a while as well), and he uses those parts almost as a Totem of Cargo Cultism to become those things he desires.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

to a straight up generic kids show

Maybe Hasbro doesn't want "brony" to be a thing anymore?

Making it harder to draw/trace probably bothers autistics too.

Bingo, the TV shows where considerd a commercial that they could proffit directly off nothing more

Looks like "advertisement cartoons" Chris likes resonate with him because he's a big fat "consoomer" - he hates "GOPony" simply because of an autistic aversion to change.

Chris's consumerist mindset is so potent that a shopping mall is his idea of inner tranquility

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I guess the "advertisement cartoons" Chris likes resonate with him because he's a big fat "consoomer" - hates "GOPony" simply because of an autistic aversion to change.

Chris is a Xer or Millennial but with a boomer mindset, i.e. More is better but combine that with Autisim about the things he cares about changing, Think about it Chris shops like a Boomer who had instilled into them newer = bettter and the more you get the better your doing, and when things change he goes off them like a Xer who finds out a band has changed a musician, but will still consume them to be complete.

It's like a more autistic version of dealing with "Devaluation tables" and if you have ever dealt with them you know what I mean, a lot of businesses when replacing equipment from computers to CnC machines, call there Insurance company and ask for the evaluation of cost, this is why a 20 year old P4 Prescott with a 80gb IDE HDD and 1gb DDR2 can be valued at £100 as that is what they value it as for a equivalent replacement, not it's genuine worth.

In other words Barb and Chris think of what they would pay for something, and price it accordingly and don't realise nobody else will or would and they value it far heigher than it's worth and if they do homework on it will find the top price and home in on that as a value but ignore anything that will possibly make it that value.

 

[FalkMariaSchlegel]

Would that even work, or would they be seen as just another Portlander?

Classic Chris is readily identifiable as Chris, but most of his later styles are more "generic weirdo".

I think "generic weirdo" is put to friendly. It should be "generic creepy weirdo"

 

[Cybertonia]

There should be a musical about Chris's life. Billion dollar idea

"Bye Bye Barbie"