Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Achingaxels88]

I appologize if this question was asked before. But you know how people like Kacey's father say that everyone remembers where they where on September 11th, 2001. This got me thinking, where were you on that fateful day where Chris' incest has been revealed to the public on July 29th 2021? Personally, I was blissfully unaware about what had happened, until the day later. I remember looking through Chris-Chan threads on the /tv/ board on 4chan, without knowing what happened, thinking it was just typical Chris-talk instead of something more, as their was no mention about what currently happened on those threads.

 

[SwanSwanson]

I'd love to have seen Chris do a running commentary on the Amber Heard trial. I mourn for what was taken from us.

One thing you can always trust in is Chris Chan doing the incorrect thing. He would make some bullshit tweet taking Amber Heards side and thats about it.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

So they finally released a my little pony game based on the cartoon.
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One can only imagine the shit storm this would have caused if Chris wasn't locked away.

Maybe someone has sent a letter or two to Chris about it? Judging by how much he knows about the outside world for someone who's literally locked away from the rest of the world, that's a possibility.

 

[A-№1]

Maybe someone has sent a letter or two to Chris about it? Judging by how much he knows about the outside world for someone who's literally locked away from the rest of the world, that's a possibility.

There's television in some jails, including children channels (which are surprisingly popular - or perhaps not so surprising). Weather channels and children's channels are easier for jails to curate.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

So they finally released a my little pony game based on the cartoon.
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One can only imagine the shit storm this would have caused if Chris wasn't locked away.

It’s the thing that finally makes him snap. Chris breaks out of prison. Dons a G4 Pinky Pie mask. Starts slaughtering babysitters. Full tard Michael Myers.

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

The fuck are those freakish things? Maybe Chris had a point about G5 causing the apocalypse.

The creators are trying to find that perfect balance of "cute designs for girls and children in general" and "absolutely unfuckable by very odd men of a wide variety of ages"

They havent quite figured it out but they're working on it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I appologize if this question was asked before. But you know how people like Kacey's father say that everyone remembers where they where on September 11th, 2001. This got me thinking, where were you on that fateful day where Chris' incest has been revealed to the public on July 29th 2021? Personally, I was blissfully unaware about what had happened, until the day later. I remember looking through Chris-Chan threads on the /tv/ board on 4chan, without knowing what happened, thinking it was just typical Chris-talk instead of something more, as their was no mention about what currently happened on those threads.

I was reading something and a friend messaged me to check in on Chris as somethings happened.

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

It’s the thing that finally makes him snap. Chris breaks out of prison. Dons a G4 Pinky Pie mask. Starts slaughtering babysitters. Full tard Michael Myers.

Blue arms was pushing it, this will be the beginning of a new saga, no pinkipie, no rainbow dash, no nothing.

The only ponies story I ever followed

 

[Ophelia]

This got me thinking, where were you on that fateful day where Chris' incest has been revealed to the public on July 29th 2021?

I was on a break from following Chris and the Farms, scrolling through social media and people were saying “Chris Chan finally found a boyfriend-free girl!” and “Have you listened to the Chris Chan incest recordings?” So naturally I ended my break.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Dimensional Merge crap? In my Mario movie?"

It's more likely than you think.

65 million years ago, a meteorite crashes into the Earth, killing the dinosaurs and splitting the universe into two parallel dimensions. The surviving dinosaurs cross into a new dimension, evolving into a humanoid race and founding the city of Dinohattan. [...] Koopa's wife, Lena, merges the two worlds [...]

 

[Male Idiot]

Mario propably didn't appeal to him because it was about an italian plumber.

Too macho, too foreign. Roadkill that go fast is more up redneck alley.

That said, Mario has clothes. Sanic's arms could be argued are more a part of his identity, a sacred thing to autists.

 

[Swirling weeb]

I’ve always wondered…
Can Chris see his own feet when he looks down or it’s it just stomach

 

[King Metalia]

Actually, it would be interesting to see a good looking female try to cosplay as current Chris, even Jail of Fail Chris.

I'd love to see a good looking person period try to replicate Chris's Chris Chan Sonichu cosplay.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

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[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

As the days go by, chris seems more and more like the raving lunatic who was kinda wright all along.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

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I wonder what his reaction would be to this? Would he be insulted or aroused?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I wonder what his reaction would be to this? Would he be insulted or aroused?

I figure it has to have happened at some point. SOMEBODY must have shown Chris "Sonic the Vadgehog".

 

[HenryKissiger]

As often as microwave dinners beep,
will you be my lovely heartsweet?

 

[SwanSwanson]

So they finally released a my little pony game based on the cartoon.
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One can only imagine the shit storm this would have caused if Chris wasn't locked away.

The fuck are those freakish things? Maybe Chris had a point about G5 causing the apocalypse.

It feels like makers of kids cartoons are understanding less an less what beauty is. In the past they tried to resemble cute things to babies and/or small animals and they wouldn't use such an obnoxious color scheme when designing whatever cute think they were trying to design. They also didn't have 3d animation to fuck this shit up.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Mario propably didn't appeal to him because it was about an italian plumber.

Too macho, too foreign. Roadkill that go fast is more up redneck alley.

That said, Mario has clothes. Sanic's arms could be argued are more a part of his identity, a sacred thing to autists.

Chris falls for marketing extremely easily. When Nintendo created Mario they weren't certain what they were going for, so he eventually developed into this friendly everyman, as for sonic, he was engineered to appeal to little boys, appealing but not girly, edgy but not overly gritty. He also goes fast and talks alot of trash. Its clear who would appeal to Chris more.