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it heightens blood flow to the skin and other erogenous zones like the nipples and dick too, making it more pleasurable, it's perfectly capable of enhancing any type of sex
of course kev has no functioning genitals, he probably just huffed it and sucked neck's dick while wedge half heartedly sucked his nipples and filed it away under 'a great kinky night of sex' like the tremendous tryhard he is

given what we know of kev's hygeine, do you really think he'd know or bother to douche? any attempt to assfuck kevin would result in a thick coating of second hand burrito night before you got your dick anywhere near his arse
I think you're optimistic to think Wedge or Neck would care that Kevvy's hygiene is awful or that he doesn't clean up before anal. They're prob into all that. Something something musk slut.

I maintain that the evidence strongly suggests Kevvy likes getting railed in the pooper while he's huffing poppers. Which is truly a shame bc I don't know if Kevvy's two remaining brain cells are equipped for that kind of exposure.
 
Somehow, in a sea of Islamic content, this is the most upsetting photo:

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He can't be just autistic, he has that flat faced downy tinge to him, like even if it's not downs his face just clocks him as that kid that you're polite to, because being mean to downies isn't nice, but not too nice to give him the idea to start hanging around you, and you make sure not to touch him because he's probably sticky

afaik pictures and accounts of engaging in sexual activity with him should be evidence in a criminal trial, because there's no way he meets the threshold for ability to consent
he's the british tim whitbeck
 
They do seem to be getting around a lot more than I expected. Are they traveling by train, or does Suck McDuck have access to a car and the ability to drive? (That alone would put him one up on Kevin.)
I'm guessing walking and public transport with the occasional cab/uber.

Kevin's twatter is all about taking trains and double-decker buses and other gay shit.
 
I’m still amazed by the cognitive dissonance trans people have about the United Kingdom. On the one hand, supposedly it’s a dystopian hell where JK Rowling’s followers will un-castrate you and beat you to death just for existing, on the other hand, let’s go on a fun holiday! Vacation’s all I ever wanted, vacation have to get away…

If a country is committing Literal Genocide against your people, you don’t willingly travel there unless you’re smuggling out kids—

Great, now I’m imagining Kevin bringing back a bunch of child serfs to the Tranch.
 
But Cold Steel Brand Rep, they told me that HRT gives you big naturals, and that nobody can ever tell that they're trans.

It's because they've either never had a girlfriend, or if they have they've always been too autist to ever have a meaningful conversation with them

they'll be measured up and be told something like '46DD' and since their entire experience with bra sizes is porn and teen flicks they'll be like TAKE THAT TERFS DOUBLE D'S because thats usually what you hear in relation to 'big tits'

what they don't understand is it's the ratio between cup and band size, so all these 'hot chicks with double Ds' are like 34-36DD, and if you want to compare between women you generally adjust by dropping a cup size for every two inches band. so drop them by 10 inches = 5 sizes and they'd be an equivalent of a AA cup (which is smaller than a for some reason)

chunkier girls with actual big tits tend to be around 38-40 G-J
 
I’m still amazed by the cognitive dissonance trans people have about the United Kingdom. On the one hand, supposedly it’s a dystopian hell where JK Rowling’s followers will un-castrate you and beat you to death just for existing, on the other hand, let’s go on a fun holiday! Vacation’s all I ever wanted, vacation have to get away…

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That’s not exactly a high bar for a tranch denizen though.

From recent tweets it sounds like the European Vacation is almost over? So soon.
 
That nose ring is ghastly.
If he wore a standard sized nose ring, it would look tiny on his vast crater face. That expanded one tricks the eye into making his face seem less enormous

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did a josh photo sneak in?
Lmao looks like Liam Gallaghers Down syndrome son- that is literally the face of Foetal Alcohol Syndrome, rip.

Wtf is this not supposed to look like a ballbag?
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From recent tweets it sounds like the European Vacation is almost over? So soon.
He shouldn't come back. It's too dangerous. Ricky Gervais got another special from Netflix, Dave Chappelle is still at large, Elon Musk might still take over Twitter and President Biden doesn't even care about masks anymore.
 
He shouldn't come back. It's too dangerous. Ricky Gervais got another special from Netflix, Dave Chappelle is still at large, Elon Musk might still take over Twitter and President Biden doesn't even care about masks anymore.
Yes, but if he remains in the UK, JK Rowling and Germaine Greer will track him down and prevent him from using toilets until he dies from a urine infection.
 
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I guess the wet diaper fetish went the same way as the "plural" business. C'mon, Kev, now's your chance to show all those unqueer schoolmarms on TERF island what an uninhibited musk-slut you are! When life gives you lemons, make golden showers!

(I assume he's talking about urination since he mentions the vulva. The other alternative is too horrible to contemplate :cryblood: plus Kev-kev doesn't strike me as the type to be overly concerned about potential UTIs.)

Yes, but if he remains in the UK, JK Rowling and Germaine Greer will track him down and prevent him from using toilets until he dies from a urine infection.

Joke's on the TERFs: Kevin's built up an immunity to UTIs thanks to his years of training in the secret queer sexual technique of marinating his crotch in diapers soaked with his own piss.
 
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Kevryn is mentally ill genderfluid


This kind of shit right here is what really grinds my gears with the whole Twitter/Tumblr "queer" contingent. Generations of gay men and lesbians lived in fear in the closet because they knew exactly what they were and the danger they faced from society at large if they were found out, and this coddled little first-world manchild spends his time trying on new identities like outfits at Hot Topic, to be worn or discarded as his whims or cooms dictate.

You want to "mentally center" being genderqueer? Bitch, I never needed to "mentally center" the fact that I liked dick and was never going to fit into the role society had established for me. Meanwhile, your "you don't need to be dysphoric to be trans!" ass sits there and cries about how oppressed you are because the secret TERF cabal that runs the country won't respect your pronouns.

I'll take my hats now.
 
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