Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Love Machine]

Metokur truly is the Horus to Ralph's Imperium of lolcow.

 

[draggs]

FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU BITCH

FIVE STAR FELTED FIVE STAR FELTED FIVE STAR FELTED FIVE STAR FELTED FIVE STAR FELTED FIVE STAR FELTED

 

[Armadillo]

archive

 

[It's Over Anakin]

I do feel bad for the guy. Just a tad though. Our boy has nothing and now he's been beaten in the street by lousy red coat.

I don't feel bad for rapists.

 

[Desktop User2]

Just give Jade a taser or a cattle stun rod and let her push his shit in. This will be funnier than anything else.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

what was even the point of going to Lisbon again?

To show that "he don't scare"

He does now.

 

[Ghostse]

Ok, a quick synopsis for those that missed it.

Cog was there with a friend, found Ralph, sneaked a peak around a corner of him. Ralph walks up talking shit at least, according to Cog started violence. Ralph, as in every fight, immediately goes to the ground, no defense, just shots to the face. Cogs friend punches him in his bad eye a few times while he's down and talking shit. They try to leave, Ralph gets back up, comes at them again, again gets laid out flat, this repeats a couple times, he's taken down into the street at least once. Yells for Police like a mugged woman and assures them they are going to jail. Loses his phone near the end, pedestrian picks it up but doesn't aim it at anything before giving it back, just as a 10 dollar dono starts play YAKETY SAXS!

Ralph completely felted. This is the third time we have him of video completely unable to defend himself in an altercation. He's a squealer not a fighter, I could expect a woman of his height to lay him out. His fat pig arms can't even get up in time to defend himself, he just talks shit, takes a hit to the face and immediately goes to the ground.

If only the Eurocucks were this iron-willed about keeping out the muslims.

 

[Symalsa]

"Criminals are based" - Nick Fuentes

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

He getting in that practice for the Warski fight.

 

[scathefire]

ralph entering combat

 

[Sinpie]

Spoiler: There are already memes.

 

[cheese burger69]

 

[svetlalala]

I thought that Josh was having a fit of early onset dementia and featured the first time Ethan got beat up in Portugal. Holy shit.
How can you go home to your horse-wife and daughter as a man after getting your ass beat this many times? There is no way his dick is going to work for a while. This is so emasculating. Fuck...Someone get this fat man some pepper spray and a rape whistle.

 

[Haint]

Again. LOL

YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT ASS WOOPIN'.

 

[FedericoMontefeltro]

lol

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"You think this is funny Jim? I'm going over there so you can beat me up as well!"

 

[Bloitzhole]

My brain just kept adding the TF2 scout's voice, so I had to make this

The first bonk makes for a nice gif as well

 

[TayandYou]

I'm now convinced Portugal is lolcow Mecca

 

[karz]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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HOG
H U N T E D

 

[Anstiv]

Happy Floydmas everyone. Thank you Ralph for your true nigger gift to the world on this holiday

 

[Rose Breeder]

Quite telling of your public opinion, when you travel somewhere, someone will go through the effort of buying a flight there for the sole purpose of rearranging your skeletal structure.