Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[The Ancestor]

DON’T FUCK WITH THIS STREAMER

Edit: Taken from Dick’s discord of all places

 

[Bureido]

The sad thing about all of this is that there will be no more hilarious meltdown when Ralph finally goes to prison.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Maybe ralph sees Jim as his monkey paw. From Ralph's perspective he just got drunk one stream while watching a puppet say the nword then he woke up famous. Could understand why he blames literally everything on him now that everything is going wrong. That would be my main theory but ive seen kids angry at there dad and that what i see in ralph

 

[Certified_Autist]

What is it that makes US white trash so ugly?

They're literally descended from British white trash

Not even kidding, they're the same people, just fatter.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Let me tell you something newfags, I can think back to a time when Cog was a guntguard.

 

[please]

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Imagine if we could travel back in time with this, and show ourselves how things have panned out. The fact that this lukewarm banter coming from Matt is actually towering above Ralph shows what a lowly creature the gunt has become.

He looks like an oblivion elf, wood elf I think

 

[Freeman]

Jim should fly Warski down, pig would run a mile if he saw him, well slowly waddle a mile.

 

[I_Am_GamerGate]

Cog kinda fucked himself.

This is Europe, even if Gunt attacked him first this could probably be pretty illegal. Though I'm not 100% sure about Portugal, self-defense laws are pretty cucked in the EU, even a pretty reasonable self-defense can get you fucked.

That being said, if you're reading this Ralph: I've always wanted to trespass on a schizo veteran's property, I hope no-one wants to make me jealous by doing it first

Nothing is ever going to happen because the defense was punches to the face with no broken bones, open tissue that requires stitches nor huge amount of public hassle (despite the histrionic hags yelling). Hooligans during big game events have much worse brawls and all that may ever happen is they chill out in the cell for the day and go back the next on their hangover.

 

[WutangLee]

The sad thing about all of this is that there will be no more hilarious meltdown when Ralph finally goes to prison.

if he went to prison we'd end up losing on all these Ralpha adventures

 

[Lost in the Woods]

minimum effort

 

[LadiosSopp]

The gunt is going to Jims house.
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Why is he acting like he has Jim's address? He's gonna show up to some rando's house in Minnesota and get shot lmao

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Doubling, nay tripling down now.
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I’m getting a sense of deja vu. Didn’t Ralph make this exact empty threat before when he was a raging and a hollering?

Jim is probably just as scared as he was three months ago when Ralph was blindly lashing out in a pig rage making this retarded threat.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Cog kinda fucked himself.

This is Europe, even if Gunt attacked him first this could probably be pretty illegal. Though I'm not 100% sure about Portugal, self-defense laws are pretty cucked in the EU, even a pretty reasonable self-defense can get you fucked.

That being said, if you're reading this Ralph: I've always wanted to trespass on a schizo veteran's property, I hope no-one wants to make me jealous by doing it first

Bro, we're talking about three foreigners and Portugal relies exclusively on tourism. This shit happens every time anglos fly in for a football match and this country cant afford to be arresting every dumb foreigner that gets into a fight. My expectation: nothing happens

 

[Love Machine]

They are simply putting it into the book of grudges against House Warski so that they may crucify him on his arrival.

Ralph's is bigger then the actual great book at this point. Thicker and more poorly bound.

 

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Ethan Ralph figured out that Metokur secretly put a hit out on him and hired Cog and that Chav lad to beat him up in Lisbon.

Also wondering why Ralph wants revenge on cancer-man Metokur and not the guy who beat the shit out of him.

 

[draggs]

Cog kinda fucked himself.

This is Europe, even if Gunt attacked him first this could probably be pretty illegal. Though I'm not 100% sure about Portugal, self-defense laws are pretty cucked in the EU, even a pretty reasonable self-defense can get you fucked.

That being said, if you're reading this Ralph: I've always wanted to trespass on a schizo veteran's property, I hope no-one wants to make me jealous by doing it first

They'll just kick Cog and Dan outta Portugal and maybe ban them from ever coming back

 

[eaglesfan665]

Jim should fly Warski down, pig would run a mile if he saw him, well slowly waddle a mile.

Lmao imagine that, Warski guarding Jim's home when piggy shows up

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

So Ralph went to Portugal a second time presumeably to "win" by not getting beat up this time.

Gets beat up again.

Looking forward to Portugal Trip #3 and how Ralph will get beat up again.

...or is Ralph gonna be too afraid to visit Portugal again?

 

[I_Am_GamerGate]

Let me tell you something newfags, I can think back to a time when Cog was a guntguard.

Cog has earned his redemption fair and square. It could have stopped with a mere push to the ground with a humiliating reveal of the gunt. It didn't, and not because of Cog.

 

[1IWednesday]

>gets beat up
>blames his internet dad