Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[WinnieTheJew]

Does Jim's state have castle doctrine or whatever the fuck it's called? What's that stuff that doesn't kill you but hurts like hell

Diabetes.

Jim's strategy of ignoring the pig until he waddles away is the best course of action. Let Ralph destroy himself one happy meal and bottle of bourbon at a time.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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'idson on the 'unt

 

[Hüftpriester]

How it started

How it's going

Imagine trying to keep up the Internet tough guy persona after this.

Ralph, you got handled by a chav manlet and went down like a ton of bricks each time he pressed you. You absolute pussy.

 

[Seethecoper]

This is getting really sad. How does this NOT end with Ralph swinging from the rafters in shame?

 

[Got Milk!]

Fucking hell, I go off to make dinner and the madman fucking did it.

Same.left at 32 pages to go grab some lunch and a few groceries. Come back to 50+ pages. I knew goodness awaited but fml I missed it.

Holy shit. Ralph actually got felted so hard that, at my last count, 225 Kiwis including myself got felted by proxy.
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I have my bet on meigh leaving which could still happen. Get your face reset and come back to an empty crack shack and child support paperwork from NY State.

He's definitely the tank in a party, fist fly and they just can't seem to miss his face. Every fight, even the first Portugal we didn't see but the results of.

Shame he doesn't have the stats to keep on his feet though.

You can't be a tank with 2 stamina and 1 agility . Ralph is more of a conjurer/summoner but he only conjures up bullshit in his head.

The clothes he wears doesn't help either. Dude is wearing what looks like shorts and a blouse. It looks like he gets his wardrobe from a homosexual European magazine.

Ralph shops exclusively at Oysho when visiting Europe.

Man, I can't wait 'til Friday. That reminds me, Jim never did the promised Part 2 of the April roundup about Ralph, did he? Hopefully this reinvigorates him to get it out.

I've been looking for weeks and haven't seen or heard anything. He's gonna have to stream a week straight to cover rest of April plus Meigh

The real question here is will Pantsu finally leave after this? This dude is leaving his kid behind to go to foreign countries to get his ass beat and smoke cigars. Surely she isn't there when he gets home.

There are 119 of us still holding out hope so someone can be correct

lol

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Jim should fly Warski down, pig would run a mile if he saw him, well slowly waddle a mile.

I would like to think he would behave exactly as here. He knew who the person was, that he was being filmed and kept coming even after repeatedly being shut down . Why act any different towards warski? Especially when he could impress his daddy irl by winning a fight against him. A real power move would be moving warski into the address Ralph has for that week and hoping he shows up looking for Jim/Jem.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

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This Rose person is so right. It could have been flipped within a microsecond so easily but the ralphamale has no notion or ability of craic inside him.
The ragepig just wants to ree.

 

[Desktop User2]

I dont condone violence against a lolcow, to be real honest Ralph did not deserve to get beat up again in portugal.
Despite how much of a fucking retard he is, this is a step too far.

Doesn't make it any less funny though.

if he didn´t initiate the physical confrontation, I would have to agree with you. We have the videos, tho...

 

[Heather Mason]

I'm honestly surprised ralph didn't end up in some local ditch butched by a huge deer knife by a redneck like many of his kind. He's an active sex pest and tries to seriously hurt people as much as he can. Alogs are the least of his concerns tbh.

At this rate he will seriously get hurt at some point. Now he's actively threatening to go to someone's house on tfe internet. Not smart.

....I mean nor is drawing a line between alogs and Jim but yea

There's really nothing that Ralph has done that should earn him more than a beating. He (allegedly) hasn't raped anyone, he's not involved with gangs, he doesn't deal drugs, he doesn't rob people on the street. His IRL beefs are with people as retarded and incompetent as him because he knows that he isn't a hard wigga. If he fights with people who know what they're doing he ends up with broken bones, black eyes, and stitches. He'd have to piss off some super-schizo tier individual to ever get murdered

 

[Tobias]

Diabetes.

Jim's strategy of ignoring the pig until he waddles away is the best course of action. Let Ralph destroy himself one happy meal and bottle of bourbon at a time.

Odds are also pretty good Jim's neighbors aren't exactly going to be cool with a wild boar causing havoc in whatever suburbia he lives in.

He literally doesn't have to do anything other than just SUUUUEEEY from behind the door.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Looks like we won't get the big fight

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That’s okay this second beat down in Portugal was far better Kino

 

[Goofy Logic]

I dont condone violence against a lolcow, to be real honest Ralph did not deserve to get beat up again in portugal.
Despite how much of a fucking retard he is, this is a step too far.

Doesn't make it any less funny though.

At this point for me the train wreck phenomenon has kicked in. There is no emotion to really describe it, you just want to watch the disaster unfold.

 

[Liber Pater]

Isn't the gunt Scotch-Irish? Getting beaten down by Englishmen is in his blood, I guess.

 

[Stanley Tit]

I'm looking at this as a science fan. These are by far the best images we've ever had of the gunt.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He's going to get beaten up again. This time by a cancer patient.

He's supposedly still got 6 more days left in Portugal.

 

[Red_Cap]

Once is coincidence and twice is happenstance, but I believe Ralph is dumb enough to make this a trend if he goes a third time.

 

[Slimy Time]

Looks like we won't get the big fight

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Won't need to, we already got it. TKO win for Cog.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I'm very torn, I am fully in the camp of do not engage. Let the cows produce their own milk. I guess this is more Cow on Cow interaction, since Cogs a real tard for this, but he didn't instigate anything other than going and streaming Ralph.

But god damn there is so much good stuff here. Ralph AGAIN shown to be incapable of fighting, his gunt flopping around, his wigger bravado at getting his shit put in and coming back for more, his meat curtains flopping out at a moments notice, those GIGANTIC lifts of his shoes.

Watching it a second time, Ralph 100% instigated things. I bet he didn't realize Cog was there with a meathead friend, and started shoving at Cog.

Think of it like HWNDU or IP2. The fact that they’re doing this shit in public makes it… if not fair game than something close to it as far as fucking with them goes.

 

[ive seen some shit]

oh man i havent laughed this hard in a long time. based cog based dan. not 5 seconds into the confrontation and his gunt is literally touching the floor.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Well whatever hopes of salvaging a win out of this trip is gone, faggot got man handled on camera. Very tough alpha male behavior there ralph, here's hoping lisbon trip 3 lets you get through it without getting beat the fuck up.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

May 25th: “Criminality in Portugal went down, confirming it as one of the safest countries in Europe”.

Also May 25th, somewhere in the streets of Lisbon: