Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Automaton Type 2B]

gunt just backed out.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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He looks like a confused fat toddler lol

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

At least they didn’t steal his purse this time.

 

[el bandito loco]

man, I wish I hadn't slept on following Ralph's antics for so long. I've known about him almost a decade but just thought he was a fat grifter. the last two years have proved me wrong the ralphabiography has become such a beautiful mess.

 

[GuntPunt]

He truly is a glutton for punishment. Holy crap, what a five-star day.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

Somebody PLEASE make a mod version of Hong Kong 97 but instead it's Ralph in Portugal shooting down a-lawgs until you lose and the photo of Ralph corpse is shown in the game over screen

Call it Portugal 22

Get your ass on it @byuu

 

[Pork Packer]

He truly is a glutton

Indeed he is

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I love how he used this to get out of the warski fight lmfao

 

[The Wretched Man]

You'd think he'd know better than to return to portugo..
Can't wait to see part 3.

 

[ThatsMyDog]

Was getting tired of Ralph's stupid antics the past couple weeks, but goddamn, he always kicks it up a notch.

I felt sorry for the cute Lisbon lady trying to stop the fight.

 

[peepooman]

Will he kill himself in Portugal or after coming back to the States?

 

[ScurvyRat]

I love how he used this to get out of the warski fight lmfao

remember how he agreed to pay 5 grand for backing out of the fight?
Doubt he ever will. Keem and warski will never see that money

 

[Hüftpriester]

I felt sorry for the cute Lisbon lady trying to stop the fight.

Getting his ass kicked and making a woman intervene on his behalf was just a 4D chess move by the Ralphamale to get her injured and placate his woman-hating cozy audience.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I have never seen an obese person get dropped so easily and fall as fast as he did. His stick legs give him no support, he looked like he slipped on a cartoon banana.

The lifts in his shoes are like standing on stilts.

 

[Blitzsneed]

The Ralphamale is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Will he fly to Thailand and get beat up by a tranny next?
Find out on the next episode of Dragunt Ball Z!

 

[Hornyjail1969]

>get pushed down a little bit mildly
>immediately start bleeding
How thin skinned can you LITERALLY be?

I blame it on the cocaine.

 

[Burd Turglar]

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that mother fucker doesn't have a chin that is a fucking Dewlap

There isn't a single fold of his body that isn't gunted lmao

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Is it just me or is he getting more gray hairs lol

 

[Thots & Prayers]

If Ralph visits his daddy in Minnesota, could he be so felted that he has to take a trip to Chicago in order to cry to his new catboy daddy? Please let Ralph come to Chicago next. I need this!

 

[karz]

lol

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