Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Pork Packer]

Based Souf FC fucking up this soft cunt

Holy balls I just realised i inadvertently forsaw this "ralph gettin beat by norf fc" during the shitposting around the stonetoss gunt debacle back in december

 

[Janny Jewsh]

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This might be the last picture you will ever see of Ralph. RIP.

Looks like a hairy ass

 

[Stygian Evil]

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

inb4 trashfire status.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

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THE PROPHECY... IT'S ALL TROO LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN

 

[GaryGrey]

Here are some choice frames from the fight in order. Also Ralph got hit on camera a total of 6 times. 4 in round 1, 1 in round 2, and 1 in round 3. All 6 hits were head shots. A round goes from the point Ralph is standing to him being knocked on his ass again and again and again.
Ralph starts the encounter confident. Side note Ralph is so fat and wears sunglasses so much that have left permanent marks on the side of his fat head

After hitting Ralph once Dan straight up drags Ralph by the mouth a few feet into the street.

Hit #2 Ralph's brain has now bounced around in his skull.

Having been hit so hard Ralph forgets he is in a fight and tries to gingerly grab Dan's hand to help himself up.

The camera makes it look like Ralph has gained a hooked nose and should be awarded a tiny rich person hat.

After getting up Ralph tries to grab Dan only to trip and be back on the ground where he earns himself another punch to the back of the head


This appears to have knocked some sense into Ralph as he is now scared and reflexively putting his hand up to say he has had enough.

Sadly Ralph gets up and immediately tries to start round 3 giving a glorious shot of his gunt which is clearly 30 lbs lighter....

Dan gently pushes Ralph away all while Ralph begins hollarin for the police saying, "Arrest this guy! Arrest this guy!" Back in the US Nick Fuentes feels sad as it is America First policy that all criminals are based.

Cog and Dan continue to walk away but Ralph follows them for 10 feet uphill before stopping to catch his breath.


Dan stands his ground and causes Ralph to back peddle back to the intersection again. Something happens and now Ralph is on the ground trying to grab Dan's legs while receiving his final punch to the head.


After this Cog and Dan walk away and the stream ends.
Ralph got a grand total of zero hits in this fight while himself failing to ever put up his guard and receiving six blows to the face and head as a result. Ralph's vocabulary during the fight consisted of bitch and police while Cog kept calling Ralph a fat cunt. Anyone thinking that the women's purse wearing 250 lbs 5' 1" Ethan Ralph won is coping, seething, and squealing themselves into delusions that could land them in a mental hospital.

Spoiler: Ralph in pig posture mooning traffic

 

[Israellover1234]

Muttbrain

americans think the eu is a single country and has standardized self defense laws lol

 

[Near]

List of people covered by Metokur that Ralph has now successfully emulated and surpassed:

Mundanematt (flagging)
Ross (Reeeeing)
Tonkasaw (Bitching out of fights)
Shoenice (Alcoholism/being a human trash can)

Do let me know what I'm missing.

 

[Registration]

Ralph's gunt keep feeding the machine, with each fail the artificial inteligence is fed with more and more information, soon we will be able to make our own artificial guntuculus, with the personality of a fat american retard. I fucking love science, lads.

Top right row really encapsulates the GUNT

 

[Toy Soldier]

"YALL THINK I'M SCURRED? WELL GUESS WHAT NIGGERS I'M GOIN TAH MOGADISHU NEXT MONTH AND WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAFFIN THEN!"

 

[Lone MacReady]

I've gone back to watch the full 8 min clip, and just have to marvel at how short he is as he's walking away from Cog at the start. Doesn't matter who walks past him. Man, woman, any race, any age...he is short as fuck. Truly filling in that 5'1 frame.
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Look at those shoes he has, take them off and he is the same height as the old ladies or shorter.

 

[STN]

As I have seen, those who plow iniquity and sow trouble reap the same.

Job 4:8​

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

I can't wait to see Ralph be beaten again, this time by a man in a hazmat suit and a virulently racist Asian woman.

Shut up you broke dick faggot, the Ralphamale WILL be able to beat up a cancer patient and won't have his skull caved in by a fat Asian woman on stream! He should and WILL go to Jim's house and will win!

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Just when you think it can't get any worse wtih Ralph

 

[Fausto]

I hope Ralph shows up at Jims house and outside in the yard there is a boxing ring and Andy Warski waiting for him.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Not really keeping up with this one like the last trip because this one just seems kinda boring and doesn't have the build up as the last...

Well, my tweet aged very poorly.

Holy shit. I open my twitter and it's just fucking imploded.

I can't wait to see his cope after this. How can you even try and claim to he the toughest in the sector after this shit? This was embarrassing. Actually embarrassing. I have never seen a fight where one of the opponent's is on his ass every second of it. He gets put on the ground like 4 times in 90 seconds.

My favourite bit is how he followed them, the second Cogs friend squared up to him he literally pressed himself flat against the wall in fear, then the second that woman came over as a shield for him he spits and then runs away. Dude literally used a random woman as a shield in a fight like a cartoon villain.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That's frustratingly shitty camerawork.

 

[Kero]

The more I think about it I have to wonder if the reason there was so much yelling and shrieking when Ralph was getting beat up was because people thought a disabled man was getting attacked.

 

[Kirby]

 

[metroid_fetish]

It's nice to know that if he ever has a catastrophic gunt incident and needs an immediate guntplant he can just use part of his chin as a donor.