Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Registration]

AT LEAST HE STILL HAS HIS PURSE!

ALWAYS WINNING.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Gunt gettin absolutely mogged in the replies here, lmao.

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[Generic Retard]

Andy confirms he's doing a show tonight.
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This has to be some kind of reverse psychology thing, copying Ralph's rhetoric.
Ralph probably seething just reading this, what he usually throws around about other people.

 

[Chiridion]

Metokur calling him the new Drakenlord was prophetic: hours later he gets absolutely plastered. Are we getting a new pilgrimage arc where aylawgs visit Ethan to beat him up?

 

[Gondola Enjoyer]

Let's go champ!

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Can't take it, neither can he dish it, just squeal about it.

It baffles me how he can be retarded enough to start fights that he stands no chance to win, or how he can willingly and deliberately turn himself into the unironic epitome of "he cries out as he strikes you". How the fuck can anyone justify starting a physical altercation and then crying about calling the cops when they lose? How much more of this sort of behavior could it possibly take for him to be declared a danger to himself and others and well as mentally incompetent?

Spoiler: I feel like we've been here before.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Metokur calling him the new Drakenlord was prophetic: hours later he gets absolutely plastered. Are we getting a new pilgrimage arc where aylawgs visit Ethan to beat him up?

We need all the bread and circuses we can get to distract us from the world collapsing.

 

[Slimy Time]

Look at those shoes he has, take them off and he is the same height as the old ladies or shorter.

Some times it doesn't even matter.

 

[I_Am_GamerGate]

That's frustratingly shitty camerawork.

You have to admit its a drastic improvement from no image/video at all from Portugal 1.0. Maybe we can see 4k resolutions in the third time with a slow-mo camera capturing the exact time his brain gets dislodged from his cranium for a split second after the first punch.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Looks like we won't get the big fight

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Suuuuure that's the reason he's backing out of the fight. Not because he knows Warski is gonna give him the exact same treatment in front of thousands of more people.

 

[Tom Myers]

Hong Kong 97 edit

 

[Janny Jewsh]

 

[Vuedou]

So Cog and his friend beat Ralph up in Portugal
And Ralph's natural reaction is he needs to go to Minnesota to stalk and harass Jim's wife around town for a week?

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Gunt gettin absolutely mogged in the replies here, lmao.
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The Ralphabail strikes again

 

[Lone MacReady]

Something about Ralph's face here makes me think of a stooges bit. I want to see that head on Curly's body with Moe on the other.

 

[Smarty Pants]

So Cog and his friend beat Ralph up in Portugal
And Ralph's natural reaction is he needs to go to Minnesota to stalk and harass Jim's wife around town for a week?

He needs to pick on someone his own size.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

A cry for help if I've ever seen one. Instead it'll be met with a chorus of stupid laughter and sycophantic praise. He's truly alone.

Also his gunt hanging out of his shirt looks like an overgrown ballsack.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Gunt gettin absolutely mogged in the replies here, lmao.
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Normally I'd say Ralph is too egotistical to kill himself, but if there were ever a time he'd do it it'd be now.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Here we are again with, "Jim you co-signed it" by laughing at it.

This shitty year can come back strong with Ralph showing up outside Jim's house only to be met with a soooweeee'ing cancer patient holding a spit roast rod and an apple.

It is extremely strange how ralph keeps attempting to put jim into everything. Last time it was Keemstar and his fight. Even Keem was completely dumbfounded why ralph wanted to have jim actually stipulated into the contract lol.

 

[Oxous]

I'm not really too familiar with the terms of the fight or if there was any contracts signed or anything. That said, I think it's a safe assumption Warski won't get his money back.