Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[DogEatDogFood]

The difference between Ralph and the other Internet Bloodsporters that fell from grace at his core is an arrogant disgusting awful human being. Matt and Andy did cringe retarded shenanigans at their time and they paid the price of being ridiculed by the Internet, but at least they tried to bounce their lives back from their mistakes. Ralph on the other hand is in a constant self-destructive downward spiral where his shenanigans get only worse and worse. Awful.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Ralph is coming off extremely salty from this. For all his hollowering about being not scared he is blocking people en mass. This dudes pig ego is not taking it.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Just got home to see this:
- The exposed gunt is disgusting. There’s not even any hair on it.
- He doesn’t have underwear?
- Wish there was better footage, most of what you can see is how the sidewalks look
- All that honking, it’s like the convoy!
- Who was the woman? Thread’s moving fast but it looks like she’s a European trying to break it up

Underwear would just slow down his bitch fucking game.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

I think I’ve finally figured out what it is that’s so fascinating about Ralph. You know he’s going to actually die on camera. Any random day now. You just have absolutely no fucking idea which of the 1000’s of possible Ralph’isms will actually finally do him in? Will it be his liver exploding out of him like an Alien baby? Will it be a marauding gang of Portuguese Midgets that finally ends him? Will he be stopped by the Police and gunned down in a traffic stop for being a Wigger? You can’t look away because it might finally be today, and you just know while it will be incredibly stupid, it won’t be boring.

I'm now convinced there will be a movie made about him someday and it will end with him killing someone or getting killed or both. In between now and then there will be a lot to talk about here. He will only continue to spiral, he's incapable of anything else.

 

[Fareal]

Portugal should make "Beating of the Rage Pig" a new holiday if they want to be recognized more for anything other than being second hand Spain with a second hand language that's just a gibberish clusterfuck of Spanish and Darija.

Every year they trick a fat Eric Cartman caricature to get their gunt slapped or they just roid up a wild hog and run away from it down a steep ass slope.

Pamplona has the Running of the Bulls, Lisbon now has the Stumbling of the Gunt

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

The groypers are literally sucking the shit out of his ass... imagine this level of cope.

 

[Troonos]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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Hilarious but unsurprising how quickly he starts screaming "CALL DA PO-LEECE". What a 5'1", 400-pound pussy.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

This scene really fucked me up

 

[Nesseryt1]

And God I know I won

 

[Lando Griffin]

Why does Ralph keep flying out to Portugal only to get his ass kicked?

Is Portugal cursed for Ralph?

 

[Got Milk!]

I'm now convinced there will be a movie made about him someday and it will end with him killing someone or getting killed or both. In between now and then there will be a lot to talk about here. He will only continue to spiral, he's incapable of anything else.

Thank you for answering the question of "where does spiral ham come from?"

 

[Pork Packer]

Again?

Is it Groundhog Day?

No, just another sharthog day

 

[Blacklight]

i love this gif. Fuck you @theralph you didnt win shit LOL
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Also some dude is guntguarding already

You can see the moment he loses another 10 IQ points from the punch knocking his brain meat loose.

 

[BitchingDan]

Im convinced I died a year ago and have been in heaven not realizing it. God bless Ralph.

 

[HumbleFarmer]

Why the fuck is everyone involved so grossly fat, christ. well apart from may who is just gross

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

I wonder how humiliated he is willing to go before he finally stops trying?

I just have a feeling that even at his funeral something horrible will happen, like a pall bearer stumbles, drops the coffin, causing the his body to fall out, revealing that he couldn’t be bothered to pay for lower body clothing.
Or pantsu releasing white doves, which don’t fly off, instead sitting on the coffin and shitting.

His run of failures is like some ridiculous sitcom.

I genuinely don't know what was more humiliating, getting his ass kicked 3 times within 3 minutes, or sitting on the ground, with his gunt spilled out onto the street, wearing a purse while the man recording you made pig calls.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Note to aspiring a-logs: Ethan Ralph has two kids, his primary source of income is streaming, he lives in a rented "house", lives like a person with no responsibilities, and is severely obese.

His punishment is existing. Water the corn, don't cut the corn.

 

[Pork Packer]

This scene really fucked me up

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FTFY

 

[Polyboros2]

What's that noise Ralph is making as he backs up in fear from a British man? What's that sound at the end?

"FUCKING SPITTED ON ME"

Again, when faced with a superior foe that he can't possibly surmount with violence(like little girl MintSalad) Ralph is reduced to spitting his blood at his opponent!

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Imagine getting beat up by a British guy. What a fucking disgrace to Americans everywhere.