Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Gondola Enjoyer]

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God, this pose is so fucking cringe. He is trying so hard to be intimidating and badass with this shitty ass pose like he was on a fucking WWE show. Vince McMahon has truly poisoned an entire generation of grown adults.

>does the "Well what is it" pose
>gets fucking bodied
Portugal really is the Dark Souls of the Ralphaverse.

 

[Barbarus]

If he had brass knuckles Ralph's face would be completely fucked it's bullshit.

It's a ring over brass knuckles from experience. Seen a few assaults with brass knuckles to the head and face, anything with the lightest pressure to the face with a set of knuckles would leave Ralph in FAR more visible damage and definite death or long hospitalation from the hits to the top of the head that followed straight after unless he is implying he took the brass knuckles off that he brought into the country through customs or bought off the streets in Lisbon while on stream with Cog

 

[metroid_fetish]

"It is done! I am the Walpha and the Owigga, the beginning and the end. To the bitches I will give from the fountain of the Makers of Mark without payment. He who conquers shall have this superchat, and I will be his Gunt and he shall be my guntguard. But as for the haters, the medicaid recipients, the whores, as for copers, seethers, dialators, gaydurz, and all liars, their lot shall be in the cozy.tv that burns with fire and shitposts, which is the second gunting."

 

[Haint]

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When your gunt hangs lower than your nuts, clap your hands.

 

[JustStopDude]

When I first heard, then read this news, I laughed my ass off.
Then I saw the video and I saw the wretched pitiful creature, fate's cruel jest manifested in the life of a man. I saw the fat tubby little man, with his weird socks, his special needs attire, his flabby gut and disproportionate body, trying his best to appear tough while getting his face pummeled between his screams for the police, in a foreign country.
The laughs are over. All I feel is true and honest pity.
Maybe I'm too empathetic, and while I understand his fate is earned and provoked, I just feel pity at the cruelty of it.
Truly sad and miserable.

The really pathetic thing is that Ralph literally does not have a single human being in his life that will even attempt to save his life. There are homeless meth heads who have had interventions done on them by family and friends they fucked over.

Ralph doesn't have a single person that gives a shit.

I can't fathom having no human relationships.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

>does the "Well what is it" pose
>gets fucking bodied
Portugal really is the Dark Souls of the Ralphaverse.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Wow Ralph.

Wow.

Any possible charges against Cog and the Chav?

Ehhhhh probably not. It's not illegal to walk along behind someone in public. Ralph allegedly assaulted Cog first by trying to grab his phone, the first instance of putting Ralph on the ground is self-defense (and basically every other putting him on the ground too since Ralph kept following them).

The extra punches to the face when he's on the ground is dodgy area. If they aren't fighting back, you're MEANT to let them go, but it's easy enough to argue heat of the moment or if Ralph is holding your wrist (like he was with this guy), you might be able to justify it but it's less clean.

The worst bit is when Ralph spat on the dude and the dude actively approached Ralph as he backed up. At that point, it's seen as you're the aggressor in most countries since Ralph was retreating... but because Ralph spat (an assault from a distance), especially something so low class and disgusting, you could probably argue heat of the moment too.

But really, Ralph might get a written warning for grabbing the phone, the friend could potentially get a bit of trouble but it wouldn't be jail time.

If the police haven't arrested Cog and his friend by this point, they aren't getting arrested. Because it's impossible to follow up with foreign nationals, police generally work off a pro-arrest policy for people without a potential bail address to process them quickly. So I doubt the police give two shits about this, especially since Cog's friend can speak Portugese and apparently just shit all over Ralph and the cops let them go. It REALLY doesn't help that Ralph told the police that Cog and his friend had knives and brass knuckles. If the police search you after that and you don't have those, the police generally don't believe your story at all.

TL;DR - The Portugese are used to drunken retarded Britbongs fightings, they literally couldn't give two fucks unless you kill someone.

 

[Captain Cringe]

Just got home to see this:
- The exposed gunt is disgusting. There’s not even any hair on it.
- He doesn’t have underwear?
- Wish there was better footage, most of what you can see is how the sidewalks look
- All that honking, it’s like the convoy!
- Who was the woman? Thread’s moving fast but it looks like she’s a European trying to break it up

Ralph has openly stated in the past that he does not wear underwear. (too Ralpha)

 

[Got Milk!]

When I first heard, then read this news, I laughed my ass off.
Then I saw the video and I saw the wretched pitiful creature, fate's cruel jest manifested in the life of a man. I saw the fat tubby little man, with his weird socks, his special needs attire, his flabby gut and disproportionate body, trying his best to appear tough while getting his face pummeled between his screams for the police, in a foreign country.
The laughs are over. All I feel is true and honest pity.
Maybe I'm too empathetic, and while I understand his fate is earned and provoked, I just feel pity at the cruelty of it.
Truly sad and miserable.

I might be with you except the part he invited it on himself 100%. Sure showing up might be a shitty move but Ralph invited them and then "rushed" them. It's one thing if someone just shows up and punches Ralph (I could see a case to be made for the TX Elbow) but when he brings it on himself then I lose all the bad feeling. Also, you could reasonably say "He can't even take a quiet vacation without someone showing up to fuck with him" and again I would be with you. However, the evidence heavily suggests he cannot go abroad (very specifically Portugal) without this happening anyways, regardless if Followers of the Church of Anthony Logatto show up.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

This fight was the weirdest thing for me. For all Ralph's bravado and bluster, the world knows in reality he is a short, out of shape dude in his mid 30's. The entertainment for me always comes from him portraying the opposite of that and walking himself into one disaster to the next on his own accord.

But here, Cog has gone out his way to A-log Ralph and brought back up with him, because he's too much of a pussy to handle Ralph himself if it got physical. Seeing Ralph bleeding, with his gunt hanging out on the concrete, impotently flipping the bird to the camera while getting trash talked just made me pity him. It reminds me of the class retard getting beaten down by bullies in school. The fights funny, but I walked away feeling sorry for Ralph, which i didnt think was possible.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

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I can't get over how disgusting his stomach looks. It almost looks like the 40 year old seat cushions in a homeless man's camp.

 

[Liebestod]

what a kang .

 

[Takodachi]

Its quite enjoyable to see ralph get what he deserves a deadbeat father grifter and suspected rapist riding the coat tails of white supremacy going down this wicked spiral im sure allot of us have wanted to see ralph get his ass beat and all it took was some low life British savage

I wanted to see ralph get his ass beaten by locals for doing something he shouldnt have, that is funny, ralph hoisted by his own petard.
It's not the same as 2 british faggots provoking him into a fight (if that can be even be called a fight) and then bragging about it.

 

[Noproblemo]

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God, this pose is so fucking cringe. He is trying so hard to be intimidating and badass with this shitty ass pose like he was on a fucking WWE show. Vince McMahon has truly poisoned an entire generation of grown adults.

Christ the Redeemer

 

[Happy Fish]

Kind of have been of the mind that Ralph got brain damage the first time so I had a sinking feeling when I heard about this, but sure enough Ralph's sunny personality makes it so it is hard to feel bad for him yet again.

 

[Mango Cobra]

This fight was the weirdest thing for me. For all Ralph's bravado and bluster, the world knows in reality he is a short, out of shape dude in his mid 30's. The entertainment for me always comes from him portraying the opposite of that and walking himself into one disaster to the next on his own accord.

But here, Cog has gone out his way to A-log Ralph and brought back up with him, because he's too much of a pussy to handle Ralph himself if it got physical. Seeing Ralph bleeding, with his gunt hanging out on the concrete, impotently flipping the bird to the camera while getting trash talked just made me pity him. It reminds me of the class retard getting beaten down by bullies in school. The fights funny, but I walked away feeling sorry for Ralph, which i didnt think was possible.

I'm glad I'm not the only person with mixed feelings on this.

 

[Pork Packer]

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God, this pose is so fucking cringe. He is trying so hard to be intimidating and badass with this shitty ass pose like he was on a fucking WWE show. Vince McMahon has truly poisoned an entire generation of grown adults.

Obligatory

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

what a kang .
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Oh lord, are we about to be blessed with another puffy Portugal face picture!?

 

[Soup Enjoyer]

I still can't get over how fake it looks, like Ethan's body is just so unnatural that it looks like one of those props actors use before they add CGI so they know how to act around it, the gunt physics, the arm and leg to torso ratio, the transformation of gunt, the sheer size of it, it's so surreal and bizarre.

Alao I'm kinda amused by all of the talk about pressing charges like the Portuguese police would give a fuck about tourists beating each other up like that kind of shit doesn't happen literally every day lmao, unless one of the parties involved got ICU levels of fucked up it's not worth to try and persecute anybody.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

This fight was the weirdest thing for me. For all Ralph's bravado and bluster, the world knows in reality he is a short, out of shape dude in his mid 30's. The entertainment for me always comes from him portraying the opposite of that and walking himself into one disaster to the next on his own accord.

But here, Cog has gone out his way to A-log Ralph and brought back up with him, because he's too much of a pussy to handle Ralph himself if it got physical. Seeing Ralph bleeding, with his gunt hanging out on the concrete, impotently flipping the bird to the camera while getting trash talked just made me pity him. It reminds me of the class retard getting beaten down by bullies in school. The fights funny, but I walked away feeling sorry for Ralph, which i didnt think was possible.

Yeah if Ralph had done 1 less horrible thing in his time I might feel bad for him, but he's done all this horrible stuff and he 100 percent didn't need to fight here and chose to.

Another random thing I noticed is that Ralph is wearing like clean white shoes, and they look brand fucking new, so did this fatso really buy new shoes for this trip? I guess being a sneaker head is a common wiggerism but I hadn't noticed before today.